In this thread let's green text the shitty things we've done for a change. Instead of that kid or being bullied stories let's lament on ourselves.
>>28699139
I bought Mist of Pandaria and never played it
>>28699162
you missed out on the best expansion to ever be released
too bad the game is already literally at such a dead state they removed the visible subscriber number
>>28699139
>im actually a /fit/izen. Attractive and sucessfull.
>just come to /r9k/ to laugh at you miserable robots
>sometimes, sometimes i feel kinda bad for all of you
I accidentally drowned my neighbor when I was nine years old
sold my ps3 and 10 games at gamestop for 57$ I guess in 5 years when poorfags like myself can emulate ps3 then it wont matter but still
OP here,
>Had 58 year old roommate.
>Wasn't good at doing chores.
>Lost my job.
>He was a drunk sometimes an angry drunk.
>Got another job.
>Lost that too.
>Act like things are okay for a little bit.
>Then one day pack up and leave.
>Didn't tell anyone where I was going.
>Moved far away.
>He paid my rent.
>Had a missing person's on me.
Trying to pay him back slowly but, not doing so good because I'm unemployable but, not legit retarded enough to get on autism bux.
I really hate myself. He didn't deserve that.
I went to the county fair with a girl I liked and pissed on myself on the ferris wheel.
I cried in my bathroom for two hours.
I accidently myself
All me mates and me mum saw and called me names ;(
>>28699287
details would be nice
>Be at local roller rink with little brother
>Fridays are 'teen nights' full of children and niglets
>Be better looking than the rest of the cretins who frequent
>get hit on by qt I know from school
>have idea
>have qt pretend to ht on my brother
>he thinks she likes him, is happy
>thebigreveal.jp
>Qt reveals all, skates up to me and kisses me
>He is crushed, looks at me with hurt mistrustful eyes
>Still don't know why I did it
>>28699139
>Friend tells the physically disabled girl with the walker frame at school I like her
>She smiles and starts following me places
>Tell her I hope she dies and I hate her
>Tell her I think she should jump under a train and finish the job
>She takes it pretty hard apparently
>Teacher says she is ashamed and wants me to apologize
>Idea of me apologizing to someone else makes me ill
>Don't do it
And that's the day I began questioning whether I was a psycopath
Autistic story
>Be lil acrobat as a kid
>Learn how to walk on my hands n all that shit
>years later, ~16 years old
>outside of movie theater with group of friends, including crush
>crush says "hey lets have a handstand contest"
>no one knows my hidden skills
>contest begins, easy as fuck I can do this all day
>think this isn't enough to demonstrate my true mastery of the handstand
>decide I will show my greatness by using one hand to take out the competition all while maintaining my balance
>pull arm out from under crush
>predictably, she lands on her head
>whathaveIdone.jpeg
>everyone else rushes to her side, looks at me like I'm the devil
>mfw
>>28699139
I've written this before but nobody probably remembers.
>elementary school
>mostly filled with arabs
>I'msomalian orphan raised by white parents
>but arabs think I'm one of their kind
>qt blonde girl wants to play tag with me
>keeps calling me beast, because that disney movie beauty and the beast came out recently
>platonically enjoy playing with her and her friends
>some time later the arabs start bullying other kids
>qt blonde girl is alone at the bicycle stalls after school
>arabs come in and surround her
>they start beating her up
>I walk in and I'm scared as fuck
>they're all older than me
>Hey. anon lets beat this white bitch up she insulted allah
>I'm sweating at this point and feel my stomache flipping
>they touch me and push me onto her
>she sits on the ground her face is a mess, full of blood, dirt and tears
>practically staring at me with her big green eyes, this image is forever burned into my retina
>I start wailling at her but I'm not looking at her face anymore, all I can hear is her screams
>Anon, stop! Please! I'm gonna call your mom!
>I just wanted somebody to stop me
>one of the arabs finally pull me back
>I give an excuse for leaving and they allow me to leave
>run the fuck out
>go back home
>didn't call a teacher because my stupid juvenile brain cared more about me getting into trouble rather than saving this girl from future harm
>I'm now an accomplice to beating up a girl
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>>28699139
I met a guy from highschool at a bar while you were both in uni. I was pretty drunk and had just been reading about what majors lead to what jobs that day. I asked him what he was studying. He said history. For some fucked up reason I blurred out: "oh, so best case scenario you'll end up working in a bank or something". I saw his eyes tear up.
Years later and I still feel shitty when I think about it.
>In sophomore year back in 2004
>Had P.E.
>Girl's cheer leading or whatever club was using part of the gym while we had class.
>They had their shoes all lined up against those folding bleachers.
>Randomly get the idea.
>Throw one show way behind the bleacher.
>Later
>Girls are done with their practice
>qt girl feels embarrassed she lost her shoe.
>Felt like such a dick. no reason why.
>>28699592
Never read this story before and its dark as fuck.
>at softball practice
>girl on the team is annoying me
>while she's playing 2nd base I go to bat
>hit the ball and run towards 2nd base to slide into it
>she stands in front of the base to tag me and I slam my foot into her shin
>pretend it was an accident while she cries and gets ice packs put on her leg
I feel pretty bad about it now.
>>28699476
You sound like one of those losers who're going through their "if I'll be mean to people, people will think I'm cool"-phase. Nobody does, Anon.
>>28699476
Edgy weeaboo autitist detected.
>>28699476
I wonder if your teacher would say the same if the genders were reversed.
>"I'm ashamed at you, Stacey! Just date that poor crippled boy, you misandrist!"
>>28699592
>go back to school the next day
>arabs spot me
>they threaten me
>Anon, if you ever say one of us beat her up, we're going to kill you
>they push me away and I leave for class
>hoping she doesn't appear in class today
>she's comes into the classroom and whispers something to the teacher
>the teacher calls my name and 2 arabs from my class
>we sit in a tiny office and her mom was also in the office, she doesn't have a dad
>she held her face down and covered it with her bangs for a while but now I got a good look on her
>she looks terrible, she has a black eye a lot of cuts and she looked sleep-deprived
>she bursts into tears and says we beat her up
>the arabs immediately deny it and say she started offending their faith
>I'm silent the whole time until the teacher asks me about it
>I deny it as well
>we argued for a while and the teacher remained neutral, saying that we should atleast apogize to each other
>we all leave
>I knew at that point I was never going to see her smile anymore
>for the next 2 years she was heavily bullied, so much so that other kids avoided her, not wanting to be attacked by the arabs
>I wasn't in her class anymore but I saw how much she changed into the unrecognizable
>her face seemed like it was drained of all energy, she had this eternally depressed look and her hair looked like mud, it lost its bright yellow colour
>at some point she was in my class again and declared she was moving to another school, a christian one instead of a public one.
>this is what she said
>I'm going to a school where there are only people like me, no disgusting arabs or niggers.
>this was the first time I heard her say offensive stuff, she was always polite before.
>on her last day she had to give everyone a handshake from the teacher
>when she gave me a handshake we both stared into eachothers eyes
>like you could guess, it was all dead, both sad and angry at the same time
>Goodbye,,,
>and I never saw her again
>>28699944
I hope she never race mixes.
I hope she has a nice white child.
>>28699944
She was never remembered by anyone in my hometown, all the arabs of course went on to become drugaddicts and be thrown into jail. Sometimes I believe me becoming a robot is some spiritual payback for ruining her childhood years. It's things like this that caused me self-hate and me becoming distant. I'm not asking for sympathy and I wish nothing more than a good life for the girl. I'm sorry I caused that I caused a pure girl like her harm.
>>28699592
>>28699944
Fucking sandniggers. That shit really grinds my gears.
i shot into a birds nest full of chicks with a full automatic airsoft gun when i was like 12 or 13
they all died
>>28699139
i poked holes in my roommate's condoms because he angered me.
>>28699139
>ugly autistic girl tried to sit next to me and talk
>got up and walked away without saying a word while my friends laughed
I don't complain about Staceys rejecting us anymore
