Okay, Robots. Let's start one of these threads.
Also, write a brief description of each drawing. Go!
>>28697960
Why not you first OP?
>5 years ago
Unemployed, wearing comfy, but cheap track jackets, polos and jeans (mostly primark except the jackets, that was JDsport)
No friends.
Listened to p4k/nme approved shit and 'indie emo/screamo' like Sunny Day Real Estate, Jessica Six, Pianos Become the Teeth etc.
Top bands, Mogwai, Carissa's Weird, Burial
Lots of free time so played the shit out of everything.
>now
Working, making 250uk quid a week on 4 shifts doing kitchen work. Easy job, nice people.
Listen to the same shit I listened to then, hardly keep up with music because work.
Play games rarely so favs are still Silent Hill series, Soulsborne and Dungeon Crawlers.
>never want to be
the guy who thinks he's a smart intelligent cunt because he listens to metal and reads game of thrones.
I may look like a chav cunt mate, but I've read books that are worth reading mate. Not, not fucking Ayn Rand you melt.
>>28698218
I was finishing my take home exam for graduate school. I posted this thread because I wanted to stay awake and I wanted to know more about the demographic of this board. I'll post mine a little later, I'm almost finished.
>>28698218
Voting leave senpai?
>>28698304
>voting at all
mate, fuck off. I'm 28 and only voted twice.
Once when I turned 18 and was legally allowed to vote and once for Scotland to leave England.
If I was voting I'd vote out though. What kind of mung would I be if I voted to stay in the EU but wanted out of Britain.
>5 years ago
Edgy, nonconformist and rebellious. Tries too hard to seem tough. Wears black most of the time. Very angsty. Very unlikable. Listens to a lot of death metal, thrash metal and hardcore punk. Homophobic. Racist. Drinks a lot, smokes weed, smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Plays a lot of cawwadoody. Skinny but aggressive.
>Now
Working, happy with job. Generally happy with life. Complains less. Have gf, about to be married next year. Not homophobic anymore. Not racist anymore. Gained a lot of weight since. Still smokes weed occasionally and only smokes cigarettes when drinking. Taking up masters in business. Listens to a wide range of music. Still listens to thrash and death metal, but also learned to appreciate hiphop, classical, jazz and weird stuff like vaporwave. Life is pretty good aside from weight problems plus minor health issues like hypertension.
>Never want to be
SJW cancer. Blames the white man for everything. Doesn't work but complains all the time. Look up "the horseshoe theory". The guy I never want to be is equivalent to the guy I was 5 years ago.
>>28698526
>bomber jacket
mate, you are just as bad as 5 years ago.
/fa/ are behind the times and the bomber meme is played out.
Then again, I can't mock, I'm still stuck in the 'casual mod' look from 2010.
>>28698661
I don't wear clothes because they're in style. i wear them because they serve their purpose and they're functional. Bomber jackets are timeless for a reason, they keep you warm and they have a lot of pockets. It's a no bullshit jacket.
>>28698355
>Scotland to leave England
Classic Scottish intelligence.
>never want to be
I hate the thought of death, i wish I could live forever. IMO, living through heartbreak is better than death.
>5 years ago
I was a liberal idiot that took the memes to literal, i had a girl but she only used me for my money and we never even fucked or anything. I was still finding myself and playing a lot of videa games.
>Now
I'm a moderate that leans to the right every now and then. I'm really into music and I've been working on a project, well four if I count helping others on their stuff. I'm really into post-emo or indie music. Top 5 bands: TWIABP, Joyce Manor, This Town Needs Guns, A Tribe Called West, Modern Baseball.
I'm generally happy now, but I get my sad days. I live to create music, i work a part time job, and I'm living my dream.
>>28699939
You are honestly the only person I've seen who wants to live forever. I'm not the type of person who romanticizes death, in fact I love life. But I can't imagine being happy for too long after living for centuries.
>>28700061
A lot of people say that to me, and I say it's because I don't rely on others on happiness. I usually just live for myself and my music. It feelsgreatman. Sadly I know I can't be immortal so it's pretty scary, but I'm not afraid.
>Pic is one of my bands logos, not released anywhere else but here.
i have diarrhea and it sucks
>>28700197
>Tigers Jaw
Muh nigga
>>28700197
>nirvana
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/scientists-find-strong-link-between-male-virility-wearing-motley-crue-denim-jacket-3212
>>28698355
>If I was voting I'd vote out though. What kind of mung would I be if I voted to stay in the EU but wanted out of Britain.
Lots of Scottish people want this desu
>>28697960
I-is...is the first one not supposed to also be the second & third?
Haha obviously I'm kidding! It's just raining inside my apartment right now! Honest!
pretty self explainitory
>>28700197
Metalocalypse is the shit
kill all normies
(unsurprisingly unoriginal)
>>28700440
>kill all normies
>pregnant
You are the normie, roastie
>>28700472
I think he ment fat your fucktard
>5 years ago when I actually cared and attempted to be feminine
>Now I'm comfortable being able to switch clothes with my guy friends without anyone being able to tell
>>28700652
STOP CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING MY GENDER YOU FUCKING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28700709
No. I will appropriate anything I want to.
this is close enough for this thread?
>>28700826
how does it feel taking your friend's dick every night?
I'll just post the larger one I already have made.
>>28701896
> logic songs
be my bf
>>28701601
>ARMA, XCOM, Mr. Robot
My afroamerican
>>28701896
>ARMA, CSGO
Nice drawings desu
How do I into Urbex
>Now
Unikek, it seems like I can't into STEM so I'll probably fail since I need an A- to pass. Depression meme, falling for the tulpa meme too.
>5 years agoUnderage desu senpai
>Never want to be
I think the pic explains it pretty good
>>28702786
If ur qt maybe
>>28702846
>How do I into Urbex
live in an area with a lot of abandoned structures, sometimes you break the law but only when you're pretty positive no one watches the abandoned property too closely.
>>28698526
Is that you, Joel?
>>28698218
saw you on /fa/
>>28701896
your favorite musician is a meme
>>28701896
where do you live i'll be ur bf :) i fit your description and I'm qt
>>28703019
he really is though.
>>28703117
midwestern USAnobody is ever near me though ;_;
>>28697960
fear the metaphorical jew
>>28697960
>Person you were 5 years ago
The very definition of edgelord. Misanthropic, extremely violent, unstable, manipulative, sadistic asshole with 0 regard for others or any remorse for my actions. Mental illnesses were completely untreated so my behavior was completely insane. Looking back on it makes me cringe so hard I can't properly describe it.
>Person you never want to be
Fat, crazy, forcibly restrained and locked away in an asylum somewhere, completely out of my mind and incapable of recovery
>Now
Struggling with a lot of mental illness and winning. Still fucking miserable and so far behind my peers that I worry I'll never accomplish my goals. At least I can say I'm doing my best to improve my lot in life.
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fucking killmme now
perpetual boredom
>>28703704
wow, this is fantastic bait
9/10 desu
Enjoy my fucking cancer
>>28703239
Muh shekels goyim
>>28703550
> 0/10 happiness
I'm sorry Finland. You should listen to Lebanon Hanover and Mission of Burma
>>28703531
> Still fucking miserable and so far behind my peers that I worry I'll never accomplish my goals
That's a heavy feel anon
>>28703704
Oh hey Tomoko
>>28700197
>Zankyou no TerrorYER KIDDEN
>>28703781
What a narcissist.
>>28703704
bait of the fucking year
>>28703704
>the person you were 5 years ago:mostly cringe
nothing has changed darling.
>>28703781
i like your music taste, what other similar bands can you recommend, fellow anon?
for no particular reason pic related me
>>28703704
>tfw a girl like this will never exist
Why live?
>>28703704
That's bullshit but I'll believe it
That dude at the end looks like me including the outfit minus glasses but fuck I don't like lazy weebs.
Oh man what a great and happy life I'm leading. Its so amazing and self-fulfilling, so much so that I don't even know why I'm on this board.
>>28703908
You could try November Novelet, Have a Nice Life, Mount Eerie, or Cigarettes After Sex
>>28703884
no matter how cringey I seem now, I was a lot worse before.
>>28703930
I exist though
>>28704041
can't change who I am I guess
it's pretty interesting how many people immediately think my chart is b8
>>28704143
You should already know this board is detrimental to your health anon. Leave while you still can
>>28704201
If it's not bait then be my gf.
Checkmate.
>>28704349
maybe I would if it weren't for the fact that a relationship with a stranger has about a 100% chance of crashing and burning
plus, I wasn't planning on meeting anyone because I realized that stresses me out too much.
>>28704201
Yeah well I'm not suprised. The tree goes
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>>28703704
i love how girls insert their weeb tendencies into this shit to make themselves seem cute, feminine and appear attractive
you are ugly irl otherwise you would have had a boyfriend by now stop creating excuses for yourself lmao "severely avoidant"
here is that >You you wanted
>>28704502
I was about to post the same thing. Cunt is here to garner attention nothing more, yet the desperate nu-males will jump like rabbits in heat.
>>28703760
>>28703873
>>28704041
>>28703884
>>28703930
>>28704349
>>28704502
>all these (You)'s
Great work anon. For the rest, enjoy your (You)
>>28704653
You can't go without a (You) yourself chum
>>28704500
pretty much. though weirdly this is actually the first time anyone's ever called any of my posts b8 before.
>>28704502
>>28704547
don't really care whether people like me or not at this point desu
I actually am severely avoidant though. I stop talking to people for months/years at a time because I can't bring myself to contact them, and long story short, I've ruined nearly everything in my life by avoiding stuff.
>>28704653
thanks, (You) too
>>28703704
hmu if real tho
>>28704936
pics w/ timestamp pl0x
Overall I am pleased with the trajectory of things.
> now
Single 20-something software engineer
Never leaves the apartment except for errands or work
> 5 years ago
Single 20-something college student
Never leaves the dorm except for class [when I didn't feel like skipping]
> never want to be
Married, >200lbs, broke, unemployed, alcoholic
>>28697960
Hit me up and rate me up friends, I'm very tired and unhappy.
>>28703531
Danae? What are you doing here?
>>28697960
im a faggot, but was an autistic fuck, and don't want to be white trash.
>>28705810
Who's Danae? You've got the wrong person.
>5 years ago
Your average 13 year old loner. No defining features. Just went through life. I didn't really do anything, but stay in my house.
>now
Legal and college stemfag. Not happy or sad, just in the middle.
I like listening to edgy metalcore type music, but strangely I play the Alto Sax aka the memestrument.
I participate in swimming, marching band, and other crap like that.
>never want to be
Weed smoking degenerate. Ghetto. How am I supposed to stay in college if I'm just going to act ignorant.
>>28701601
>LISP
(defun is-robot(anon)
(if (is-virgin anon)
t))
Dat dead language tho.
>>28706017
you don't want to be blacker than you already are? kek
>>28706049
Out of everything I wrote that's what you got out of it?You're not wrong.
>>28702973
Wrong guy, my dude.
>>28706017
>weed smoking
>degenerate
heh
also
>not acting ignorant in college occasionally
doing it wrong. try not to cut yourself on that edge, senpai
good approach for a 4.0 is binge drink 3-5 times/semester after periods of high stress
>>28706049
lmfao
>>28706017
also
>swimming
>marching band
>using proper grammar on the internet
not sure what the term is for a reverse wigger but it's working out
>>28706155
Is there something wrong with swimming and marching band you little bitch?
>>28706294
I think he's implying that being a nigger is a bad thing, and that you're not quite as much of a nigger as one would think.
fuck having an office job
>>28697960
>5 years ago
14 years old metalhead, with every typical feature of metalheads that age. Listened to a lot of Iron Maiden, Voivod, pretty much anything heavy/thrash/death metal. Not many friends, noone liked me back then, I also looked unattractive as fuck.
>now
I like pretty much any music, I am truly open to it right now. Mostly oldschool emo/screamo, pretty much anything somehow related to punk, but also a lot of electronic music. Play bass, my band kinda disbaned or something so I am looking for a new one. Amateur DJing. Also a cashier, burger flipper, heartbroken, broke, but in a weird way satisfied with my life.
>never want to be
A normie. I don't know how to draw this kind of people. Those boring losers living their hedonistic lifestyles, consuming shitty mainstream movies, music and games.
Me ...
Original shit is origninale ...
gotta write something here to make it not textless
>all the posts with "stats" have their intelligence at 7 or higher
hilarious and ironic
>>28707099
If your father was a lawyer, how come your family is poor?
>>28707145
Well, it kinda is the main thing going for me, and the fact that i made it through German Gymnasium and Uni kinda puts me above 80% of the general population anyhow in itself, plus i had it tested.
Stay mad.
>>28707239
in general, as in just a wise and learned as he is, our family's shit is JUST'd up by divorce
Right now I am a lazy rising freshman that spends every waking hour on /r9k/
As a 12-13 I was an autistic fucker still, but not a degenerate, do not let the hair fool you. I believe I just really liked Fallout or something. I also always wore snow shoes all year round and sewed a picture of Winnie The Pooh to a green hoodie that I probably should have washed more.
I never ever ever want to be morbidly obese, that is horrific.
>>28707280
>had it tested
Watch out everybody, this genius has taken an online IQ test!
>tfw life is boring and nothing ever changes much
>>28707308
Nah, it was taken by the University of Wuerzburg, during a study i was subject of (including hundreds of other people.) Then again I was 14 back then, so it might not be that accurate by now, 10 years later.
>>28707373
>i am an enlightened r9k shitposter
>thinking measurable intelligence is a big deal
I've been tested by Mensa. Have a 138. Except it means nothing really. Unless you are also motivated and put it to use, it's just a number for bragging. Much like penis size.
>>28707413
Alone, without the biographical stats I mentioned it doesn't mean much. You are right about that.
Huge part of the testing procedure were just better memory tests anyhow.
>>28707496
>>28707373
>>28707280
Holy shit could you be desperately trying to defend your "intelligence" any more? one post directed to multiple people sent you and only you into an autistic paranoid fit
>>28701896
Template plz?
Also 8/10, would hang out with
Your political opinion sucks ass and contradicts with your fav country tho
>>28705805
Shit, meant to reply to >>28707699
Half asleep, gn
>>28707699
>>28707723
That's the same template you dingo
completely original bump for everyone in this thread without a (you)
