Have you ever had a surprise party made for you?
I don't have any friends, so no. I was never really into having parties for myself either
>implying anyone actually cares about me
>>28696483
A bunch of guys swarmed me for birthday beats a few years back. Does that count?
>>28696483
My wife tried, but there were a few things wrong with the premise of it:
>Have no friends
>Everyone at the party would be her friends that really have no investment in showing up
>Her sister fucked it up anyway like a month before by saying "oh so is that who you're having a surprise birthday party for on (anon's birthday)?" when my wife mentioned something about her friends birthday.
I was walking naked in my apartment and felt need to fart. Turned out there was some diarrhea shit waiting to be released and I crapped all over my legs and the floor. It wasnt exactly a party but it sure was a surprise.