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>ywn hear a girl casually tell you you have a big cock >ywn
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>ywn hear a girl casually tell you you have a big cock
>ywn have a girl smile or bite her lip when she sees your dick
Jesus Christ, just fucking end me.
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Is that because you don't have a big dick?
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>>28696367
>tfw I did
>tfw I have

But also
>tfw have to abort sex because hitting the cervix
Your mongolean dirt paintings lied to you, anon. (Most) women don't like their cervix hit by a dick.
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>>28696384
yes

>>28696418
b-but.. the paintings.. the prophecy..
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>>28696435
They lied.

Here's what really happens:
>"OUCH! STOP!"
>stop moving
>"pull out, please. it really hurts!"
>pull out
>female equivalent to "someone kicked me in the groin"
>no more sex today
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>>28696520
Well, shit.
At least you'll never have to hear someone say it's not big enough, right?
Blessings.
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>>28696599
Yes, I've only been told to be "well hung". But I'll let you in on something (more or less accurate, because no vagina is the same):
The average vagina has no more nerve endings from roughly 3in/7-8cm in onwards. Anything longer than that will stimulate it, given proper circumference/motion.
The next thing a woman can feel inside her vagina is you hitting the cervix at roughly 7in/18-19cm in. There's no "I can feel you cumming inside" IRL.

So unless you're going for size queens (and most women are shit at guessing penor size anyway), you'set with basically anything beyond micropenis.

EUfag speaking though, heard there's lots of size queens in the US.
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>actually have large dick
>sexually frustrated after being single for so long
>keep wanting to send girls my dick pics
>but i'm not a piece of shit who sends them without asking
>no girls to ask anyway

Why am I feeling like this lately. I just want girls to SEE MY DICK.
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>>28696738
Yeah, the amount of size queens in the US is raising significantly.
I have a friend who's 15, 16 years old and not long ago, she said something about how if someone's penis isn't at least 7 inches, you should really consider "surgery" or "pumping it up".
I believe it's due to a mix of easy access to porn these days, as well as a distinct lack of knowledge or experience with sex and human anatomy in general.
This problem seems to be growing, which is unfortunate, but hey, by about 2070 or 2080, I'm fully expecting to be inside a computer, waiting for a few hundred years until I can be a slightly more developed computer capable of moving around.
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