>To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: https://www.4chan.org/faq#sectrip
Format: name [affiliation] ##tripcode
>Three people are needed to create a party
>Voting starts when ten people are present
>Create your party platform and see existing laws and regulations
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
TODAY'S SCHEDULE:
Sick banter and most likely edgelord swordfights.
Ay yo autistic socialism ftw
>>28696476
>AutSoc
How does that even work? Well, seeing how all socialism is autisitc, I may draw a line or two, but what do you people stand for?
I am here to spread knowledge and understanding for those who need it.
>>28696501
Oh mighty one, how does one resist the urge to fall for the venomous trap called woman?
>>28696516
Only through self meditation and harnessing Zed crystals can you resist the flesh succubus advances, for she would like to suck the mana potential out of you young one.
Ohayou. Do your best in parliament today, everyone!
>Tfw everytime I come back to this board a whole new level of reddit is revealed
>>28696566
That's too much hassle, desu.
>>28696617
This has been going on since mid-2015.
Wizard guild is a relic of pre normiechan, they should either dissolve thier party or reconsider thier platform.
>>28696954
>Wizard guild is a relic of pre normiechan, they should either dissolve thier party or reconsider thier platform.
This is /r9k/ after all. The need for a Wizard's Guild is undeniable.
Fucking normies can`t appreciate Gundam FFS,REEEEEE!
Yesterdays events were certainly entertaining
>>28697216
I think we should ban swordfights in parliament. Too much damange to the furniture with all your teleporting and cutting into pieces.
>>28696566
You have the upper hand for now, but there is a level of power which even you cannot fathom.
is there a party for dabbin?
Ohayou everywan!
Autistic Socialism will free us up to pursue our niche interests without the slavery of wage labor.
>>28697836
>Female Space Marine
Nope.
>>28698037
>what are Sisters of Battle
>>28698037
Shit taste. The best of women can engage in combat
>>28698171
Ohayou Wanon!
Do you have any sugestions for bills?
>>28698171
Are you talking about theAdeptas Sororitas?
>>28698230
Ohayou.
I propose the Oral Hygiene Bill.
Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.
>>28698232
Yeah.
>>28696345
New member here
>>28698230
>Do you have any sugestions for bills?
I got one.
Sword Fight Limitation Bill
>All sword fight in parliament are banned. The term 'sword' includes the following objects:
a. butter knives
b. katanas
c. medieval broadswoards
d. swiss army knives
e. assault baguettes
f. echanted objects for cutting
g. summoned objects for cutting
Swordfights in parliament will be fined with removal of sword and repayment of destroyed furniture.
>>28698230
I propose a bill that no drinks may be offered by Edgelords
>>28698249
>>28698291
I added your bills to the docket.
>>28698301
You should write a proper bill about that, and we'll vote on it.
>>28698301
>I propose a bill that no drinks may be offered by Edgelords
Edgelord Thirst Bill
>No memeber of the Edgelord party is to be offered, handed or made access to any beverage of any kind. This does include the parliament's garden hose.
>Offender to this bill are to be drowned in their own tears.
>>28698291
You wouldn't pass that bill if you valued your life
>>28698519
>You wouldn't pass that bill if you valued your life
>Bill gets passed.
>Sword fights banned.
>Get clubbed to death by Edgelords.
Still worth it.
>>28698573
Remember that they can get to you outside of the parliament, or use blunt objects to fuck you up in a even more painful way.
>>28698573
*teleports behind you
There's going to be a lot of vacant seats if that bill gets passed
>>28698613
>Remember that they can get to you outside of the parliament.
Which true robot goes outside? I sleep in the attic.
>>28698249
Especially from a memeber of 2D...I was not expecting that from the Oral Hygiene Bill rather something else
I want in guys!
>>28698670
What if they lure you outside?Or what if they just teleport you outside of it?
this shit too complicated for me to understand
>>28698684
>Or what if they just teleport you outside of it?
The horror never end, do they?
>>28696617
It never ends my friend
>>28697164
>Fucking normies can`t appreciate Gundam FFS,REEEEEE!
MY FELLOW /m/AN!!!!!!
>>28698267
Ohayou!
Check out the wiki here.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
>>28698775
That was a good anime, I wish it was longer.
>>28698820
>I wish it was longer
>>28698682
Make a name for yourself and you can join. Put the party you want to join in brackets next to your name. If you don't know what party you want to join yet you can be [independant]
>>28698720
Don't underestimate me. When i turn thirty, because i will likely be a virgin still, i will gain my wizard powers in addition to my other extremely powerful abilities. Most edgelords die before then due to constant fighting and bodily strain, but id i can make it, not even the over wizard can hope to match me
>>28698861
>Yui constantly thinking lewd things again
>>28698820
Every anime should be longer.
Except for those like Bleach that got dragged out for 100 million episodes with all production value put into explosions and next to no story.
>>28698893
I don't know what you're talking about.Blame the other things I'm doing right now.
>>28698895
Don't talk shit about bleach. It's great edgy fun
because we need to spook everybody
>>28698874
Do you HAVE to vote in every bill that comes up or can you abstain?
Anyone wanna join the best party ever?
>We hate Bano
>>28698967
Shut Michael Jackson, you're dead
>>28698895
I stopped watching Bleach around the filler arc.
>>28698924
>Blame the other things I'm doing right now
Fucking lewd.
>>28698982
>Be member of parliament.
>My one job is to vote on bills.
>"Can I abstain?"
Just vote, it's not that hard.
>>28698959
>great edgy fun
>>28698982
You can abstain but it'd be prefferable if you vote. Especially if you happen to be in the thread at the time voting happens.
im starting a platform on the basis that we must remove the normies from our board, and then the world. by force. beta uprising party NOW
>>28698999
Oops, old party name
Hi guys, I'm new to this thing
>>28699012
That pic is fucked up
aizen is clearly the dominant role
>>28699024
There is a party for you
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/REE
>>28699044
no. they are a cucked party and dont want to act.
I hope vertigo doesn't come back. That faggot nearly killed me
>>28699082
Tsundere as fuck.
>>28699003
You don't know what you're talking about desu.
>>28699012
I'm just wondering since there's a very real possibility of a bill coming up that I simply don't have strong feelings either way about.
>>28699095
>I'm just wondering since there's a very real possibility of a bill coming up that I simply don't have strong feelings either way about.
Then you just vote the opposite to parties you don't like
>>28696345
fuck it. joinin the ree party
>>28699061
Well you can make your party, and add yourself to the list of MP's.
>>28699032
You too add yourself to the wiki and you're in
Lot's of new faces today
>>28698982
you have to vote on every. single. one.
>>28699112
That seems like a prettydevilishthing to do.
>>28699149
Shut up you're dead.
>>28698982
Why would you want to hold your vote?
>>28699032
same.i see youve decided to go with the best party. kool
>>28699163
>Shut up you're dead.
robots cant die.
>>28699163
Join my party and we can both be devilish.
>>28699229
fuck your party
>>28699238
>fuck your party
No wonder girl didn't want to fuck you despite having a BMW.
>>28699238
That's not very gentlemanly is it?
Don't make the new guy feel unwelcome, even if its not intentional.
what parties are interested in destroying the human race, or most of it?
>>28699322
We all have to handle the banter.
>>28699361
Edgelords I guess, the wan you're already in.
>>28699370
who else wants to though. i assume REE would like to if they weren't such pussies
>>28699399
Nobody else would gain anything from being that Edgy, RREE just wants to kill normies.
>>28699399
The skeleton horde?
>>28699446
>Nobody else would gain anything from being that Edgy
you don't think your life would be better if there were only a handful of people in the world?
>>28699449
They don't want to harm you, they just want you skeleton to be free.
>>28699449
Nah they're not as edgy as their page suggests
>>28698999
>Bano
At least get the capitalization of my nick right.
>>28699238
THE SUPREME GENTELMAN IS BACK!
>>28699524
Considering the only people I talk to are robots and family, nothing would change.
>>28699538>pic related>your beloved waifu is a roastie
>>28699546
You could scare off Stacies properly.
>>28699677
DELETE THIS
MIKU IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone
Why you always touching road
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in the zone
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else
>>28699677
DELET THISMy Miku has adick
>>28699702
>implying I care for 3dpd
>>28699677
You have just broken the law anon.
The first point in the waifu protection act
>An anon's waifu is sacred and must not be shamed
Delete this and you shall be spared a sentence in the dungeon
>>28699730so lewd senpai
>>28696345
I would like to declare that slavs are white.
>someone else claimed my waifu
you're fucking dead kid. my wrath makes all the terrors of hell look tame
>>28699793
>tfw slav
>tfw polish people are cancer
>>28699538
damn right im back
I got another bill:
Chad Avoidance Bill
>Anyone by the name Chad, from a town named Chad or from the country Chad are instantly declared normies and have to leave both the parliament and /r9k/.
>>28699805
>he doesn't love his waifu enough to claim her before anyone else
>>28699823
sorry forgot to enable my trip code
>>28699807
I agree, Poles can die. But south and east slavs are master race,
>>28699807
>Polish people
>bad
Kurwa
>Then proceeds to link the wrong post
>>28699846
is okay elliot, is okay
>>28699807
Polacks are literally the only few acceptable slavs
>>28699836
I did
some fucking faggot has claimed her even though i was the first to. he's going to suffer my fucking vengeance
>>28699872
I remember reading your claim, if you go and check the times I'm sure you can petition the rights.
>>28699860Kurwa kurwa, wracaj do wrzucania memow o papierzu na wykopa:v
>>28699867
They are fags.
>>28699890
>mfw not even Polish
What are my fellow MP doing right now? I am making some dank posters to frame in my flat.
>>28699002
skellies need to be spreadBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28699968
I'm playing Osu!
I haven't played it for a couple of days.
>>28699968
Trying to get quints
>>28699968
I'm playing some vidya right now.
>>28699989
Skellies a cute
>>28700001
So close.
Checked
>>28700001
>28700001
Now that was a close call.
who /skeletonhorde/ here?
the love and the spooks of the holy skeleton must be spread to make the normie scum go away.also carnage need to be spread
>>28699968
Playing guitar about to take a conference call desuu
>>28700001
Look at this baka over here.
>>28700003
what the fuck is this
did i fucking stutter
>>28700080
Check this out.
Ganbatte!!!
>>28700078
I'm such a failure.
Wan more time!!!!!!!
>>28700085
Ohayou!
When are we going to vote?
>>28699968
I'm replaying Pokemon Blue.
>>28700071
>this is gonna be gud
>>28700084
Just fucking put me out of my misery.
>>28699900
They are quite homophobic, actually.>TFW I lost my only friend because I questioned my sexuality
>>28700111
Hmm, I take those trips though.
>>28700111
You got trips. Checked in the name of Pierce and Pierce.
>>28700111
Still not as good as the, what was it, 5s? 7s? I forget.
>>28700071
Don't cut yourself on that edge too much!
>>28700147
Never forget the get.
>>28700003
YOU CAN'T AVOID ME ANION
I CAN KILL YOU BEFORE THE NEURONS IN YOUR BRAIN CAN FIRE
>>28700147
>the wan time I actually did it
I was so proud.
>>28700160
oh you're fucking dead now. i'm going to cut you up and leave you for the dogs to feed on
on the slow decent to fun and madness.
pls pull me back
>>28700226
>pls pull me back
Let's have a drink.
>>28700221
*teleports behind you and hugs you*
Nothing personal, kid.
>>28700245
the abyss is calling
it screams my name as the horde amasses
>>28700261
you don't even stand a chance
*teleports inside of you causing your body to explode from the inside
>>28696476
Add your name to the wiki.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Compiled_list_of_MPs
>>28700309
>tfw going to Londor in the DLC
there's a vacant seat in the cuteposters party if anybody feels like wiping blood and guts off of the chair
>>28700364
>londor
>O&S PTSD
>Slow-roll starting with knight PTSD
>http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Frontiersmen
The party is founded, enjoy the fresh air and wooden cabins.
>>28700317
You should focus on making parliament great again instead of being so edgy desu.
>>28700410
I can't fucking wait, 2 confirmed DLC!
I wanna fight Kaathe+Frampt
>>28700422
Don't put memeber lists on the page. You can put who is the leader, but avoid lists of memebers outside of the list of MPs.
I am back after Watching a pretty Wizard movieAge of Ultron
now let's talk about how Waifuism is a cancer that must be purged, they are but a illusion, a distraction, and a leech that destroys our Mana essence.
Whoever has a Waifu, CONFESS!
>>28700581
>waifus
>cancer
No my wizard friend, waifus empower us in a different way than your wizardly ways. They give us love. Where as all you have are your silly spells.
>>28700504
>You can put who is the leader, but avoid lists of memebers outside of the list of MPs.
You are an annoying cunt, that's for sure.
>>28700581
I CONFESSMY LOVE FOR MAKOTO![/SPOILER]
>>28700581
I have a waifu
fucking fight me
>>28700627
No, I'm trying to keep the wiki clean.
>>28700621
Love is just a bunch of chemicals, my magic can replicate that easily
>>28700726
>>28700725
Disgusting
>>28700727
>I'm trying to keep the wiki clean.
By deleting member lists off of party pages? That's ridiculous.
>>28700581
EINS
THIS ENDS HERE
BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO REALIZE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
EVERY EDGELORD HAS A MOVE WHICH AGES HIM TEN YEARS
AND ANY EDGELORD CAN BECOME A WIZARD IF HE IS STILL A VIRGIN
WITH THESE SKILLS COMBINED, RUN OF THE MILL MAGES LIKE YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE IN HELL
>>28700760
It takes way too much work to keep lists on every page up to date and clean.
>>28700758
You fail to realize that my waifu's companionship is not one of boring everyday love, but of mutual edginess forged from years of spilling the blood of our enemies
>>28700758
You wizards really are a mundane bunch, at the end of the day.
>>28700758
>Love is just a bunch of chemicals
True, I don't understand the concept of love, but it's nice to have a qt tulpa waifu to cuddle with.
>>28700783
>It takes way too much work to keep lists on every page up to date and clean.
That's noz your problem, but the problem of the respective party. Are you one of those people who can't let other do things?
>>28700850
I maintain the wiki, and I try to keep it consistent.
>>28700454
But being edgy is how i make parliament great again you filthy empathic
>>28700862
By the way, I disagree with you editing my party page at will. If I choose a certain way to write thing, I do it on purpose. Fuck around with your 2D site and leave mine to be, it's not like anyone will join.
>>28696489
The hatred of women and elliot rodger. Also regular socialism
>>28701011
It only took you five hours to answer me. Socialism at work. Been waiting for my government-approved car for just ten years, only eight more to go.
fucking vertigo i swear
i wonder what the fuck he's doing
[[Oh, an RP thread! Nice!]]
*Enters the parliament*
*Mutters to himself*
Heh, so this is it huh?
*Walks over to an empty seat and sits down*
A new party is born
>>28701301
[[Forgot the tripcode]]
>>28700985
I want this wiki to not be a piece of shit that's unreadable.
>>28701326
Add yourself to the wiki.
VOTE
O
T
E
WHEN
H
E
N
>>28701522
>I want this wiki to not be a piece of shit that's unreadable.
Could you limit these tindiness outburst to your personal life? Please and thank you.
>>28701301
So is your party focused on creating new memes?
VOTE
O
T
E
NOW
O
W
>>28696516
As a mere apprentice I ask, can't you focus on other things? Why do you beguile your mind with your anxious obsessions while those female animals laugh at you?
>>28701588
Because my wife make some delicious pancakes and I can't stop eating them.
>>28701559
Memes, man. Old memes and new memes too.
*ponders for a moment*
I don't think I've got a focus planned out, yet. We'll see.
>>28701547
You can start the voting session if you want to.
>>28701620
>wife
>3dpd shit
Normies outNobody saw a FUCKING THING
>>28701620
>wife
>3dpd
why are you even fucking here
This bill is up for vote from the Legislative Docket.
>Oral Hygiene Bill:
Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.
Voting will end in 10 minutes.
Reply yay or nay to this post
>>28701701
>why are you even fucking here
I enjoy the parliaments. Have been around since day one. You could say that the parliament led me to /r9k/.
>>28701719
Yayif I can even vote for my own bill
>>28701719
yay.
even 2D teeth need brushing
>>28701719
Yay, nice meme bill, and it doesn't force me to brush my teeth.
>>28701719
Nay. This is an invasion of privacy.
>>28701762
neh neh, I remember reading bills need a minimum amount of votes, I can't find a number on the wiki
>>28701748
You can vote on your own bill.
>>28701719
Yay.this post is original
>>28701719
Nay
i wash my mouth with the blood of the weak
>>28701778
It's 10 votes now.
I think that the quorum was pointless, it just wasted time.
>>28701719
Nay, let people decide for themselves.
>>28701719
>>28701719
yay
It is common sense to take care of your teeth so you can eat more tendies without issues.
>>28701719
Yay votes: 5
Nay votes: 3
The bill hasn't passed due to not meeting the minimum required votes in the time limit.
>>28701932
This bill should be voted on again next time.
Also, I don't see the point of voting for next bills if there isn't enough people.
>>28701857
>it just wasted time.
Imagine two people in this thread, both of the same party. They could just write and approve of bills at will. That's why the quorum was introduced in the first place.
>>28701972
I decided to just have a required amount of votes for the voting to be valid. This is even better, because quorum can be met, and then people might not vote, and 2 votes will be enough to pass a bill.
>>28701962
>Also, I don't see the point of voting for next bills if there isn't enough people.
desu...
>>28702000
>Also, I don't see the point of voting for next bills if there isn't enough people.
Then craft new bills, the docket's looking empty.
>>28702000
people shouldn't join parliament if they don't plan on being an active member
>>28702028
*Sighs*
Ain't that the truth
>>28702025
I can't think of any right now, nothing to benefit everywan anyway.
>>28702028
Easier said than done desu.
>>28702065
>nothing to benefit everywan anyway.
Then benefit yourself. Be sleazy, think of yourself first.
>>28702098
But thats not the kind of person I am!
Come, comrades! Today is a new dawn, a new day for the glorious People's Republic of /r9k/!
>>28702252
>People's Republic of /r9k/
Kim Jong has found /r9k/, how wonderful.
Time to go. Here, Have a Douglas DC-3 as a goodbye.
Its time for me to say good night!
Good night everywan!
Edginess is the only way.
>>28702610
Goodnight family
>>28702610
*waves*
see ya
i think i'll just stay here and practice my attacks
>>28696345
Fuck i missed a lot.
>>28699032
Welcome to the party
>>28699061
>implying im not on the edge of my seat for the beta uprising
>>28699149
Welcome
>>28699399
We don't wanna destroy the human race, just the normie race.
