Malebot describe your ideal gf~
Their aren't enough girls who will pretend to be boys, so this thread is fail.
She's got to be 6'2"
Attractive (no uggos :))
Willing to take care of me and treat me like the prince I am
Not afraid to take me shopping and buy me things
Has to make me feel special
Has to be successful
Not some shallow girl who just wants to fuck around
Must be a WOMAN not a silly girl :)
>>28696252
A 2d wolfgirl touhou character.
>>28696252
>exist
>possess two X chromosomes
>have female body parts
>not be obese
>has a functional level of intelligence
>speaks to me
Thats about it.
>>28696340
Haha every female under 6 foot is a girl not a real woman! ;) <3
Short girls should just kill themselves
>fit and healthy
>white
>incest fetish
>racist
>tall (for a girl, not taller than me. I'm 5.11)
>caring, feminine voice
>wants to get pregnant by me
>short
>knows I'm more intelligent than her
>knows I know what's best
>knows her only reward will be my dominating cock
>has heard of exercise
Every mans ideal gf:
>4'11"-5'4"
>big boobs
>blond
>submissive
>sexually experienced/good at sex
What else am I missing?
Malebot?
Don't you mean Robot?
>white/asian/eurasian
>not obese
>affectionate and cuddly
>introverted
>virgin
>likes anime and manga
>likes videogames
>ambitious and passionate
>kinky
>shares my sense of humour
>best friend, can share anything with her
>>28696445
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu exactly my ex that won't meet up with me now that I'm back in town. She cried and kissed me when I left two years ago, bitches dont know what they want.
I just want someone who will love me.
Looks like this. 5-10 cm shorter than I am. Isn't a petty bitch. Can communicate. Affectionate. Hygienic.
>short
>curvy or a little chubby
>caramel or light skin black girl
>alternative/nerdy
>old fashioned
>>28696252
>tanned
>large breasts
>long blonde hair
>cat ears + tail
>cute
>fit>tfw I will never ever have a gf like that
Just meme me up, Scotty.
>>28696445
Wroooooooong.
Blonde hair is whatever, submissive is lame as fuck, and that's too short. 5'6 at least.
>shorter than me (I'm 5'8 manlet)
>not fat nor anorexic
>white
>has a plan for the future
>family oriented, upholds traditional values
>wants kids some time in the future
>loyal and honest
>interesting personality
That's about it.
My only real standards are intelligence and not being over 180 lbs. Other than that I'm game for anything over a 3/10
>white
>thin / average body
>small tits
>big thighs
>at least 5ft
>honest, respectful loyal
>horny
>will let me rub warm baby oil all over her body
>thin/fit
>virgin/not a slut
I'd be happy with any girl who fits those.
>5'6"-5'9"
>very pale or matte-swarthy skin
>black hair or natural blonde/ redhead
>eyes, preferably hazel or blue, anything but that dark brown, they need to be sharp and striking
>round ass, thick thighs, wide hips, petite is alright, it's all about your bone structure and how you carry weight
>sense of style would be toned down goth or otherwise dark/severe/elegant
>has interests beyond the surface level of things and beyond their friends and career
>confident, beyond the pretentiousness and appearances of most people
>independent, doesn't need you but wants you
>emotionally and psychologically mature
Things become more important as the list descends.
russian or scandinavian
slender
not a feminist or similar shit
into history and art
loyal and non-degenerate
doesnt smoke or drink
20-30 years
>>28696252
>Malebot Thread
it's sad when they have label are thread like this back then it just us guys and girls pretending to be guys
