>brrng brrng
>"Anon here with your daily baguette, Brigitte! You have a great day too!"
Why can't this be me? I just want to be a simple man who is well liked by the village and has a nice wife to come home to with freshly cooked French cuisine
Because capitalism is awesome!
Buy more shit, it's the only way to happiness!
Sure, you spend the rest of days working to pay it off, but people will think you are cool because of all your shit!
![roast-pig1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6hpomlP.jpg "roast-pig1[1].jpg")
I just want to sell fabrics to gauls and eat honey glazed roast boars ;__;
Then move to France and do it instead of whining on /r9k/?
>>28694789
>dream pic
>baguette
This reminded me. I dreamed today that I was at a fair where mothers sold bread they have baked themselves, above which were pieces of paper telling the age of their child (dream logic...). There were various kinds of bread. I saw one I liked and asked the woman how much for four slices. She laughed and gave me them for free, reckoning it's nothing. I spent the rest of the dream episode thinking about divising the price of the loaf by # of slices.
>>28694823
Thanks for your input but it's not possible
>>28694824
Did you choose the bread because of the kid?
>>28694853
Haha. No, my relation to cuckoldry so far is mostly limited to, like a bird, looking out for seeds and corn and such. That loaf had those, and was dark too. It just looked tasty.
>>28694811
Sorry for breaking the programming, Mr. Shekelberg. I'll go shopping this weekend in your store alone
>>28694816
I've never had a roast like this before. I've always thought they look great. Any roast is good though
