>finally measure my height
>5ft 8.5in
I thought I was average but nope. This happens every time I assess myself. I have nothing at all going for me.
>>28693449
Only slightly below, not too big of a deal
>>28693449
Well you could have a promising career in the MLB as a SHORT STOP KEKEKEK
>>28693696
Well I come up short every time.
>shorter than average
>smaller dick than average
>worse at socialising than average
>etc
It all builds up to one big pile of shit (me). The only things going for me are slightly above average intelligence and a good head of hair, but they don't count for much.
dude, im shorter than that, brb killing myself
>>28693809
Are you fat? I use to have a below average dick until I lost weight. Now I'm well within the average (5" - 6").
>>28693449
Wear boots with a thick sole and you could be 5'10. Chad is taller but 5'10 is ok amongst white countries.
If you want to feel tall just move somewhere in east asia.
>getting my learners licence
>they ask how tall I am
>say 6'1 because that's what I was last measured at
>they say no you're not stand against the height chart
>you're 6'2
>figured I grew more
>later found out I didn't
I mean, I might sound like a cunt because i'm still above average, but that stinged my pride for a while until I realised "fuck it why bother how tall I am". You gotta do the same. You used to think you were an inch or so taller. Now you feel bad you're not. What else has changed aside from your perception?
Are you measuring barefoot? Literally everyone goes by their height with shoes on, you're only supposed to measure without them if you're being honest with yourself.
Then you have the retards who measure from the front and think they're an inch shorter than they really are.
>>28693835
Nope, I'm so light that the average woman weighs more than me.
>>28693827
My brother is shorter than me but more successful in every single other aspect of life. It's not so bad in isolation.
>>28693860
I do that now. Thick-soled running shoes so I don't destroy my feet at work.
>>28693886
barefoot with my back to the wall of course.
>>28693883
Perception is very important. I cannot think of a single instance in my life where my perception of myself changed for the better. Congrats on the height though.
>>28693919
Then try measuring with your shoes on. Unless you walk around without them all day there's no reason not to. Obviously people will notice 4 inch lifts but the average 1-2 inches look normal.
It's like how 5'8 guys say they're 5'10, 5'10 say they're 6', 6' say they're 6'3 etc. I'm 6'3 in shoes and it's always funny when I compare heights with shorter people and say I'm 5'10.
>>28693883
Wise words, tall anon.
>>28693944
I'll give it a shot, maybe it'll make me feel better. Thanks anon.
>>28693944
>obviously people will notice 4 inch lifts
>people will notice
>obviously
Shit
>>28693449
I'm 5 ft. 7 in OP. I'm always girls last choice. I'm handsome enough when I'm not showing teeth, but it scares of the last girls when I opnen my mouth too. My teeht are fucked up.
>>28693987
Well it depends really. If you have short legs people won't notice but if you have normal proportions albeit more compactly people will probably notice the bird legs.
It also depends on the shoes too, some have very obvious lines where the soles begin and some are much more well hidden.
>>28693835
>6"
>average
lol
8.5" here, every girl has fucked a guy like me at least once
>>28694010
>but it scares of the last girls when I opnen my mouth too. My teeht are fucked up.
Dude you just reminded me of my own messed up teeth. Chipped and crowded due to a small jaw. I begged my parents for braces but they said no. They paid for my older brother to get his teeth fixed though.
>>28694068
post it with ruler then faggot i want to see your monster cock
>>28694068
>8.5" here, every girl has fucked a guy like me at least once
Not you though.
>>28693883
that sounds awfully close to "just bee urself"
>>28694076
>>28694010
Same issue here too, cunt sister got her slightly crooked teeth fixed but my alien mouth never got anything. Looks like my teeth were hit by an ied or something. At the very least I have a receded neanderthal jaw with an overbite so they won't shatter into a million pieces if I ever get uppercut lel
>>28694088
nice burn, anon. acknowledged his claim but also undermined his credibility. high level work.
>>28694081
are you a cute boy?
>>28694088
Considering I'm a gay leaning bi..... I still have fucked more women than you ever will senpai<3
>>28694135
>implying you know this guy you're shit-talking
you're a fucking homo faggot though. who cares about your opinion?
>>28694010
>>28694076
I even had braces when I was 15-16, but it slowly turned back again. I'm trying to scam the goverment and get them to pay for another try.
>>28694149
You should just smash out all your teeth and get gold ones instead.
>>28694140
someone's mad :o
>>28694135
>Actually responded to my jab
So, confirmed for no women.
>>28694173
if it helps you sleep at night
>>28693449
Is this height thing a white people only thing? I'm black and 5'8 and no black girl has ever called me short. Most of them are shorter than me
>>28694171
I'm not a nigger, and neither can I afford that much gold.
It makes me look at everybody else's smiles, both in public and in social circles, and I haven't seen any one with a less appalling smile yet.
Fucking depressing
>>28694244
You could be right.
The white girls Disney dream prince is tall with thick hair.
>>28693449
58 is average or so, add .5 and you're slightly above average.
If height is an issue,live with mexicans, the males are like 5ft tall max.
>>28694253
but even if they were crooked you still got that bling bling nigga girls would still be into you
maybe you could work the corners to pay for it
>>28694095
Well who the fuck else are you gonna be man? Some things you can't decide so you just have to live with.
>>28693809
you think you are shorter than everyone because you only notice guys taller than you
>5'4"
>5.5" cock
At least I'm gay
>>28694530
That is a bullshit statement
>>28694213
Nah it's confirmed.
>>28694619
You lucky fuck. Gays seem to have it so much easier.
I got a not-so-handsome gay friends that hook up on grindr whenever he wants. I envy that shit.
