Who here /works for mammy/ ?
I get paid $100 to clean the house once a week every Friday.
>grandma's paying me sixty bucks for an hour or two of weed picking this Monday
Hey hey!
I'm mister moneybags!
My moms an artist and she pays me to print cards and stuff for her but I also own a printing press.
>>28691671
Dad pays me $15 to mow the lawn.
>>28691671
I get paid in not getting a lecture about disappointment if I take out the trash weekly, wash dishes daily, and weed the yard seasonally.
Step dad pays me not to fuck mommy
J E S U S C H R I S T
I remember when I lived with my parents I got paid fuck 5 dollars a week for doing fucking chores
What the fuck is this
I'm 23 and have never needed to get a job because my mommy always lets me do jobs around the house like that for money.
>tfw she just paid me $25 for cleaning the dishes and another $25 for cleaning her room, two jobs that totaled a mere hour and a half of work, and now I can afford Dark Souls III
>tfw she gave me an opportunity to make big bucks by weeding, mowing, and watering the front lawn ($100) and the backyard ($75)
I'm not sure what I'll spend this windfall on yet, leaning towards buying a figurine I've had my eye on (~$90), Salt and Sanctuary ($16), ordering some celebratory Pizza hut (~$35), and then stashing the rest away for No Man's Sky.
>>28691671
if i pretend to work for mommy and get paid but i do nothing am i still a neet?
Whenever I asked for an allowance when i still lived at home my parents said my allowance was a roof over my head and food to eat
The day I turned 16, my dad drove my from store to store so I can go in and ask for a job. Then at 18 I moved out and joined the military.
I think it's just how a lot of mexicans are raised. My white friend always got cash from their mom but all my black and mexican friends didnt get shit lol :(
>>28693551
>22 yrs old
>still raking up leaves and taking the rubbish down every day for $5 a week for mammy
>normies complaining about rising cost of living
>my $5 wage has experienced 0% growth in the 12 years since my parents started it
who /needsNEETunion/ here?
>>28691671
>paying your children
because housing, clothing and feeding them is not enough
>>28694055
>housing
true, fair enough
>clothing
comes in my "allowance"
>feeding
comes in my "allowance"
I get $300 a month for food/entertainment/clothes/ect
In return i
>cook the meals
>keep the house and yard clean
>manage my mothers schedule
sometimes i get more if i help her get to work and go out of my way to do good shit for her
>>28694142
lol. spoiled kid
>>28694034
that is unacceptable! your mommy is treating you like a slave! have you tried bringing up the issue with your mommy and seeing what she says? if she's a nice and understanding mommy maybe you can negotiate a raise. however if she's a stubborn or mean mommy she may try to spring the fallacious anti-NEET "logic" seen by >>28694055. don't back down, you did not ask to be born and your parents only had you because they wanted the bragging rights of having a successful child or because they personally wanted the experience of rasing a child, they never considered how you might feel about being forced into existence, so they OWE you those things.
you deserve more my NEET brother, no NEET should be doing chores for mommy all week only to find he has no money for video games, anime merchandise, or snack foods!
Use to get $400/month from my parents for being a good boy and cooking/cleaning.
But I got on autism bux and now I get $2000 clear and I no longer cook or clean.
>>28694142
What does managing your mothers schedule entail?
My mother is a school principal and I work as the IT guy at her school.
I'm honestly embarrassed to talk about it but managing a VMware environment holding an active directory and a palo alto firewall is no joke
>>28693455
iktf all too well tbo anon
My mom's been lonely since dad passed, so she's been paying me to have sex and cuddle with her before and afterwards. Free rent too
>>28694486
taking down her appointments, nothing big really. I just have to make sure that all her appointments get sent to her 3 days in advance and I send emails to her clients on her behalf.
Losers.
Mommy works for me.
She knows if she doesn't do my dishes and cook my din dins I get angry poops.
Then she gives me money for marijuana because she knows im too cool for school.
>>28693541
>>28693541
How much for an hour?
>>28694524
well meme'd, original commentation
>>28693551
Literally this amount right here, if anything at all. Came here to say that I hate rich people.
>>28691671
It's still less than a service sending someone and you get monies for figurines. win/win
i chopped down vines for like 3 hours today for $20 and thats the pay for today AND tomorrow
>20bucks for washing dishes
im a minimum wagecuck making 1500 a month after taxes
My Mom runs her own business and pays me to help out
Today we are driving to an account's store that orders the products we represent.
I don't really do much except look pretty and keep her company, but I get payed $13 an hour. Driving included, which she does.
Pretty decent setup
Thanks Mom. It's nice to have a Mom I can work for instead of looking for a job elsewhere. It's like being payed to semi-NEET
>>28693455
This
>clean the one bathroom everyone uses including guests twice a week
>it's always filthy the day after I clean it
>caked on piss, shit, pubes, and FUCKING FOOD FROM SOMEONE'S MOUTH ON THE SINK GODDAMN
>dust/sweep/mop whole house
>pick up 3 dogs shit
I'm a free house nigger and it's my fault for being a failure. If I beg I might get 20 if I say I'm going to hang out with friends or something, otherwise it's nothing.
>>28691671
I get paid around $20-50 for taking care of chickens that my parents own.
>>28691671
>>28691700
this was unironically me today
also I'm 22 and still basically NEET
>>28694055
Quite a few of the things I'm better than my parents at doing like looking over pets.
Fortunately my mommy is a traditional asian housewife. She does all the chores, kisses me on the cheek, and gives me $100 a week for being her big boy.
who /paid to babysit houses/ here?
I sit on my ass playing vidya and shitposting in a big house while the rich owners vacation in Colorado or Florida or wherever. I'm a good candidate because I don't smoke, drink, or have any friends.
