>See this
wat you do?
ask him if he wants a blowjob from a dude
full homo
>>28690150
Push him off the cliff and gain his exp
Rip off them shorts and suck his schlong raw then bite it off and push him down that mountain as i no longer have a need for him then have his peter embalmed and mounted over my fireplace mantel.
>Shyly gaze from periphery
>See little booty shorts
>Realize he's l'gey
>Stare openly whilst gently massaging clitoris
>>28690150
Ask him if he's seen that one Evangelion episode and if so, tell him he looks like Shinji. Then I'd laugh and drive away.
>"Aren't you cold, dude? Also, what the fuck is up with your leg"
>walk away
>drink bleach