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>tfw small dick This is one of the worst things to have. I
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>tfw small dick
This is one of the worst things to have. I mean it isn't terminal disease tier but it's still pretty fucking brutal. It doesn't matter how tall, rich, strong or handsome you are if you have a small penis. Even if you do manage to bag a gf they'll just cheat on you.

How do I get over these feels? Is it even possible?
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>>28689559
It's impossible pretty much.

That's why you browse this place now your psyche knows it's the trash heap you belong in.
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>I hide all dick size threads

I hate you OP. I wish you'd kill yourself. Of all the things in this world you could talk about you chose your dick. We could talk about art, video games, anime, fuck we could talk about masturbating. Anything but dicks. I wish I could kick you in yours. I wish I could chop it off so you had no dick at all then you would wish you had your small one back.
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I am a girl. I dont like penetration sex. So small penis isnt a deal because of this. Find someone like me.

Specify on your online dating profile.
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>>28689580
I figured as much.

I don't feel bad or ashamed desu, just the numbness of acceptance. I don't mind being single thankfully, but I'm sure there are those out there who do.
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If you're browsing /r9k/ it's already too late to get over it
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>>28689612
So you can only stand clitoral orgasms? I wonder if you've just never made it past the initial pain or something.
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Touching the inside of the toilet bowl is THE WORST and has no trade off because I'll never get laid anyway
Add that to constantly being embarassed of the bulge in my pants (which was literally traumatic as a kid btw) and being hated by your friends with normal dicks
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>>28689625
You never accept it either. It's just something you learn to cope with. It kills your confidence for sure, but what can you do. Life pushes you along and all you can do is push back.
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>>28689606
Why are you so upset? Do you too know my pain? It's ok.

Actually it isn't ok, is it?
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>>28689559
how small are we talking?

origins
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>>28689659
Is it possible to be too self aware to cope? Like all my peers have found love, some probably already have had sex, they all have passions, likes, and are doing something with their lives. I'm just an r9k poster losing his eyesight, how can I cope being life's schadenfreude?
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>>28689683
It's really not okay. I mean like every other shortcoming in life you need to learn how to compensate for it. Have you ever watched Japanese porn? What those guys lack in size they make up for in stamina. I admire their technique anon, they fuck like machines. Do you know what the clitoris is? Do you know what the g spot is? If you can't even find those things with your finger what the fuck are you worried about your johnson for?
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>>28689642
Part of me wants to be angry at you for wasting your gift, but the other part of me realizes getting angry won't change anything.

>>28689659
Yeah it really does kill your confidence. You'd think it would only apply to girls but it affects everything.
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>>28689559
What's worse: being an actual manlet (<5'7) or being an actual dicklet (<5")?
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>>28689632
It doesnt hurt really, just doesnt feel like anything sexually stimulating. Clit is good. Nipples good. Earlobes, thighs, etc. Intercourse is sexually boring unless he/me is doing something else too.
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>>28689705
>Is it possible to be too self aware to cope?

Yes I think that's entirely possible.

I'm in a similar situation, and have been for years.

I don't know how to help you since I can't help myself.

I went outside today to do lawnwork and it was hell being exposed as some subhuman freak to the work.

My crushing insecurities have ruined my life.

I am 23.
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My penis is 6 inches and supposed to be above average, but I fucked a drunk roastie whore at a party and the next day her and her roastie friends made fun of me for having a small dick. There's a reason why stacies and roasties like tall guys so much, they are more likely to have bigger dicks. At least I'm a 5'8 manlet so in reality a 6 inch of dick is probably bigger than what any girl would expect if I ever find a girl who likes me, but I feel bad for tall guys. Not just because they are usually lanklets but also because girls will expect them to have a large dick so if you're not 7 inches or above and are at least 5'11 stay the fuck away from stacies and roasties if you aren't already, I learned my fucking lesson.
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>>28689747
Have you ever been able to have a g spot orgasm through just masturbation? Maybe it's just that you've never been with someone who knows how to find it.
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>>28689696
4.5 inches in length, I don't know the girth but it isn't much better.

>>28689714
>compensate
What good will that do? People with big dicks can do all those things on top of penetrative sex.
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dude like if you even have to worry about your dick size, it means that you're getting laid, in which case get the fuck out

>t. big dicked person but it doesn't matter since I can't get laid and women don't choose who to sleep with based on dick size since humans can't walk around with their cocks hanging out
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>>28689769
*to the world

asdkjahdkjag
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>>28689733
You're just delusional about girls, do you define the worth of a female partner based solely on the size of her tits? What if a fat, annoying, warty hag with big ugly tits tried to fuck you? Mathematically you should be having a great time. But life is more complex than that. My nose is also huge and girls make fun of it all the time, still jealous?
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>>28689778
Yeah and so? My fingers can make a girl cum the same as my dick can. So could a vibrator. But a vibrator can't figure out that she likes to be kissed on her neck and stare deep into her eyes before it rams her. Size isn't as important as technique despite what all the porn and 4chan cuck posters tell you.

To be honest in the majority of porn the sex is not that great.
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>>28689739
Dicklet for sure, being short sucks but atleast you have a chance to keep a girl if you get one.

>>28689773
I didn't realize it was that bad.
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>>28689774
I can feel it, i know where it is. I am a shy and anxious person obviously and feel kind of weird doing those things to myself so I've never tried 100%. I am always worried someone will knock on the door or call me or some stupid shit like that (no one ever does either of those things). Guys like to take it as a challenge but get tired of trying I think. O's are good and pretty fast with clit. Guys gonna go with the sure thing and frankly so am I.
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a-am i small?last time i measured it was 6 something
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>>28689830
If you worked out you'd be ripped, come on man I'm a skelly because I'm too poor to eat but you could get muscular with minimal effort
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>>28689809
Tits aren't involved in penetration, big difference.
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>>28689809
I don't really think that's a fair comparison, wouldn't a more apt one be comparing penis to vagina tightness or something?

>>28689820
I don't know man, again those are all things you can do with a big dick.

>>28689786
I'm not getting laid though, I've never even tried to because I know I'll just get laughed at or something.
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>>28689827
One day you should try going all the way. You have to be patient with it though, it takes time. If any guy is going to make it happen he has to be willing to be patient with you too. I think too many of them these days watch a lot of porn and think fucking hard = fucking good. To make it happen he has to be able to kinda take a cue from you when it's the right time, then go hard and hit the right spot. With my gf I figured it out with my fingers before I was able to make it happen with my dick.

Don't try to rush into it, just experiment with it and when it feels right let it happen.
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>>28689830
if you lost weight your dick would get bigger
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5 long 4.5 around reporting in: i will never pursue a female, an online one i essentially orbit(pains me to admit) has stated "blah blah blah size doens;t matter blah blah unless youre 5inches or something blah blah girth is good thought"
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>>28689868
Ya but now no boy friend so... years of loneliness before a friend I've known long enough makes a move.

Cant date strangers. Cant fuck strangers. Cant talk to strangers. 6 years with someone i didnt love because of this. Probably 6 more years before i feel comfortable enough to settle for a man again.
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>>28689850
i-it's not like i eat a lot. bowl of mini wheats in the morning, a sandwich with chips for lunch, and home made dinner. can't seem to lose the weight even if i watch what i eat
but you're right, maybe i should just work out
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2.5 inches erect here

going to be killing myself at the end of this year
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>>28689867
>I'm not getting laid though, I've never even tried to because I know I'll just get laughed at or something.
If you can get laid, your dick size isn't going to have anything to do with it. Worst case scenario the girl tells her friends after she has sex with you or dumps you, but it won't matter if you're good at sex.

If you honestly think that anything other than the highest tier of stacies, which if you could get you WOULD NOT be on this board right now, will laugh at you after decided to go so far with you as to see your penis, and not have sex with you, then you're just delusional.
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>>28689906
Well good luck, at the very least I hope you can figure out how to have a more pleasurable experience on your own.
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>>28689830
>last time i measured it was 6 something
Are you fucking serious. Get the fuck out of this thread
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>>28689973
>implying thats big
>implying women don't want 12inch girthy cocks
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>>28689939
>2.5 inches
I seriously hope you're just joking. What kind of cruel world do we live in where that can happen?

>>28689945
>it won't matter if you're good at sex
but it will though, a small penis can only do so much. Even if I did find a way to compensate and became some sort of sex god someone with a bigger dick could do the same things but better.
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>>28689989
I don't even know what I would do if I was packing a foot long. I wonder if I'd even be able to feel anything. I mean, you know what they said about John Holmes

>Annette Haven stated that his penis was never particularly hard during intercourse, likening it to "doing it with a big, soft kind-of loofah."

I don't want a loofah dick :( I get the job done with my joint that comes in just under 6 inches. That warm sensation when you find the g spot is my favorite part of it all besides cumming.
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>tfw 6x5.5
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>>28690054
>g spot


You're literally just a virgin memeing now
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>>28690076
I'm really not anon. How about you? Are a virgin? If not have you ever been able to make a girl cum using only vaginal penetration?
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>5'4" manlet
>5.5 inch cock
At least I'm gay.
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>>28689559
Just chill bro

My dick's well on the small side but that's never stopped me getting one night stands, gf's or fwbs. And don't say my gf's have cheated on me - maybe they have but I doubt it and desu I've cheated on all of them first.
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>>28690157
I wished someone would have said to me 13 years ago it would literally change my life around.
>not even joking i rejected and avoided girls cuz of this shit and remain a virgin till 21
>isolated myself and for so long i became a social retard and a irredeemable edge-lord.
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>>28689606
>We can talk about masturbating but not dicks.

How exactly do you plan to do this exactly?
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