Hey, robots, Let me tell you the story of Josh. My pants-on-head retarded coworker.
>be new to my job as a line cook
>local chain restaurant
>been there a couple months but still the newest
>hear from my supervisor we are getting a new cook
>excited because all the other cooks are kinda cool
>I don't work his first day but my supervisor tells me he didn't do too well
>"he is just new he will get there in time"
>one day I check the schedule and I'm working the same shift as him
>"Hey my little dude what up?!"
>real big guy about 40 years old (I was 18 at the time)
>"How you been little bro? I'm new my names Josh. How long you been here? Oh you're new too? Oh cool blah blah blah"
>Will. Not. Shut. Up.
>get put on same position as him
>thisshouldbefun
>I tell him to let me take all the orders and he can do the easy stuff
>he finally shuts up and starts to work
>I tell him to make a bacon turkey Swiss sandwich
>"Uhhh I'm new what's on a bacon turkey Swiss again...?"
>MFW what's on a bacon turkey Swiss?
That was only day one. I have plenty more stories if anyone is interested.
Leave Josh alone.
>>28689293
Dump yer stories lad
>>28689293
dude i wouldn't know how to make a fucking sandwich that tasted good
i was a dishwasher for a while, and i even sucked at that sometimes when it was busy. if i tried to be a cook id be screwed
Probably autistic or some other mental disorder. just wait until he screws up
>>28689293
hey op you'd probably like this
>>28689293
doesnt sound too bad.
>working another day with Josh
>been a week or two since he worked there
>hasn't been busy at all during this week
>can tell today is gonna be busy because orders were coming in when I got there at 4 (rarely happens)
>he comes in at 5
>"Awh shit man I hate it here I make waaaaay more at my other job. I need to quit here."
>plsdo
>tell him that he can pull the orders today
>he cheers up a little
>starts pulling the orders from the machine and instantly throwing them away
>I ask if he remembers what was on them
>"fuck yeah dude. I remember don't worry. At my other job I'm one of the best guys there."
>whatever, dude
>around 15 minutes a server comes and asks where her food is
>"Josh did you put that food in?"
>"Awhhhh man I forgot!"
>it takes 8 minutes for it to go through the oven
>"alright alright let's just hurry up and put down what you missed, Josh"
>oh wait he threw away the checks
>go to my supervisor and look at the orders from his side of the kitchen
>easily put them all down
>he asks what I would do without him
>riiiight
>shift finally slowing down
>see him putting food in the fryer that I know wasn't on an order
>"heyyyyyy, man, I put down some mac n cheese bites for us."
>one of our managers is actually working as a cook in the kitchen
>quietly tell him he can't do that
>"Awh dude no one cares it's just some Mac bites! Look I'll tell him."
>tells the manager he made himself some bites
>instantly gets a write-up
>MFW
Anyone want more?
>>28689390
>bacon
>turkey
>Swiss
>>28689497
Yes anon, plz more about incompetent josh
>>28689497
You'll get more replies at /ck/ desu they'll eat this shit up
>>28689549
I'll probably post these there tomorrow once they are all written. I got some more coming. Gonna write em up.
>>28689576
Keep it going op, it's good story
>>28689576
these arent exactly thread worthy, this is something youd tell your friends when you get off work to bitch about and pass the time
>>28689623
Fuck you Im interested in his story
>been working with Josh for weeks
>almost a month
>how did you make it this far!?
>constantly complains about his "BS" write up that was totally unfair
>today I have to train him on the pull list
>taking stuff out of freezer and into the cooler so that it can thaw
>ask if he brought a coat because it can get cold being in there
>"nawwww man I'm a big guy"
>4u
>within minutes he is in the freezer shivering because he's so cold
>constantly whining
>getting some fish from a box to take into the cooler when I hear it
>"OMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
>loud ass chewing
>does he ever stop eating??
>"Hey, Josh, there are cameras in here"
>"shit, little dude, no one watches those!"
>yeah whatever
>constantly asking what we need to get
>it's literally on a list in front of him
>Josh Is trying to put stuff from the cooler into the freezer
>trying to bring vegetables out of the cooler into the kitchen
>doing everything wrong
>tell him he can just go back to cooking and I will finish the list
>tells me he's going to stay and eat more because he wants to quit anyways so it won't matter if he's fired
>tells me I'll understand when I'm older and maybe I can make as a much as him
>MFW my manager is watching the cameras and he gets a second write-up in 2 weeks
>>28689722
This guy sounds like a hoot.
was he a big fat mexican guy with glasses? there was a Josh at my former place of employment who fits some of this description
One more before I go to sleep for the night.
>work 4-10 with Josh
>fucking hate working with him
>been over a month and still he acts like he is brand new
>has so many write-ups it's a miracle he is still here
>tells me because of his job he is never going to stay after for a shift
>people always end up staying after
>I regularly leave an hour after my scheduled time to help the other cooks
>know they would do the same for me
>well 10 o clock rolls around and we are getting swamped with checks
>football game let out at a local highschool
>Josh doesn't even tell us he is leaving
>grabs his things and leaves
>we are pissed off all night
>managers bail us out and take over his spot
>fast forward a week and he is scheduled 5PM-1AM
>only person scheduled past 11
>I'm last out at 11
>tell the other cooks that no matter what they need to leave on scheduled time
>we all agree
>people start slowly leaving without doing clean ups because they had no time
>Josh does this all the time but he is pissed that others are doing this
>complains to me all night long about them
>suddenly checks are flying in
>concert let out
>10:30
> so close. Almost there
> 10:59 and Josh looks at me sullenly
>he knows what is about to happen
>"Well sorry, Josh, I'm scheduled out at 11"
>MFW I walk out and hear the sound of the checks printing out behind me
>>28689954
Thanks OP. I'm enjoying these stories, they're real stories and not the bizzare out of this world shit you normally find here. It's refreshing.
>>28689954
Josh BTFO
Well I'm off to bed. Night guys. May make another Josh thread tomorrow. Gonna also post these stories on /ck/ as well.
>>28689995
Glad you enjoy them desu
>>28689954
>well 10 o clock rolls around and we are getting swamped with checks
>football game let out at a local highschool
>Josh doesn't even tell us he is leaving
>grabs his things and leave
ok, that definitely wasn't the Josh at my former work. what a fucking prick, sorry you had to work with him OP
>>28689954
what kind of fucking restaurant takes orders after the closing time?
where i worked, during the week people would be turned down 5-10 minutes before close. only on busy friday and saturday nights did orders ever come in after the actual close time
