How do you get a straight guy to like you? (Pic related, thats my crush) Ironic I'm asking 4chen but help pleqase
>>28689264
"Straight" boy
Have you tried having a penis?
>>28689284
What does that mean lmfao I have one?
>>28689264
Is he wearing nail varnish? Is it 2005 again?
>>28689264
Guys, help...............All I know is that he's 18 and lives in Canada with his qt gf Sighhhh
>>28689264
Your crush seems looks underaged
>>28689264
By not acting like a faggot.
My current lover is masculine, just like me. We are both conservatives and out of all that shit gay culture.
>>28689431
I saw a docudrama about the beauty industry in South Korea and that everyone gets plastic surgery, even males. Also I know he's not because he has his own flat.
>>28689264
>low quality pic where you can't even see the person's face
is this a meme?
>>28689454
How do I stop when I'm a self proclaimed one myself?
>>28689264
He looks like a faggot to me. I'm from a small town where we guys don't dress like emo fags though , so I probably wouldn't know.
>>28689492
Thats all he posts on Interpals sadly!!
>>28689499
You really think? I've only talked to him a couple times. Kind of afraid to proclaim my undying love to him
>>28689498
You can be gay without acting like a shit liberal, wearing almost girl clothes.
How about you act like a man instead?
>>28689526
I'm confused... are you gay?
>>28689526
Ask him why he wears nail polish
>>28689526
Like I said, I think lots of people look like fags now. I've never seen a guy like that until I went to uni. Maybe he is, maybe not.
>>28689543
Become a hipster lumberjack? I don't know shit about fashion.
>>28689499
weird, i'm from a small town where everybody dressed like emofags
>>28689555
Yep......I'm here and I'm queer
>>28689558
I'll try, I have terrible communication skills but I'll try.....
>>28689648
Wtf! No don't ask him that... He's trying to be edgy so tell him the nail polish looks good on him and work on eliminating any females in his life or else he won't like you.
>honestly idk I'm a robot
>>28689764
>edgy
what the fuck, that does not look like a man trying to be edgy
>>28689512
im not on interpals why are u lying
>>28689264
This is a picture of you, isn't it m80?
>>28689264
fuck off to >>>/adv/
roastie whore
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>>28689264
You don't. Seriously OP? Don't be like the gay fags on /lgbt/ who worship hetero cock.
>>28689422
Are you saying you don't even know this person? lol
>>28691183
I've messaged him on Interpals and Kik and we're slightly good friends
>>28690624
Iff only.......... :(
>>28690177
This isn't a joke ok.......
>>28689264
post more emo
>Having a straight crush
Don't go down that road, bro. Don't do it
>>28691730
Why the fuck do you type like that, are you retarded?
>>28691873
Yes, I'm autistic lmao I just typed it like that because 4chan said my comment wasn't original or something.
>>28691841
Post more emo? Like more of my crush or something?
>>28691653
>Interpals
>kik
>>>/soc/
also good job, somebody is going to find out who he is and send him a message saying you're gay for him
>>28691867
I know, it's pretty shitty. Although, I am not sure if he's completely straight or not. He bragged about his girlfriend a couple times but never has he talked directly about his sexuality. I just assumed.
>>28691930
Really? I don't know how easy it is to find someones kik through a photo. His profile picture on kik is different from the photo I posted originally.
>>28691914
yeah do that good idea
>>28689454
I don't know which of you is worse, those girl flamers, or you macho bear types. Oh well more pussy for me!
>>28691950
It can't be that hard, people have found out more with less. Just look for the only emo teenager that still exists because that shit died out in 2009.
>>28691954
Are you trolling me? Anyways....
>>28692001
And how would you go about doing that? I'm confused.........
>>28692082
this nigger must have a fucked up face hiding behind that phone. also who the fuck wears a tiger costume.
>>28692102
I don't know how, I'm not a detective. Anybody who wants to will find out though.
>not knowing 4chan is hackers on steroids
>>28692176
>>28692176
that nigga gay OP you can tell. get him drunk and give him the succ
>>28692082
got anymore? he defo has that airheaded gayboy vibe anyway.
>>28689264
Become friends with him, then suck his dick as a joke. It's just a joke so it's not gay.
>>28692227
Yeah OP, dude takes pictures of himself dolled up in the mirror. He's got to be some sort of queer.
>>28692304
I'm actually considering this........is that bad?
>>28692227
Thanks for the advice men! :))
>>28692082
Give us your boypucci please. tyvm
>>28692082
>>28692102
just found out who it is and send him a link to this thread, ur nicked sunshine
>>28692678
On what platform? I would think it would be hard trying to find him on interpals or kik.....
>>28692678
Have you really actually for real sent him a link? I'm freaking out.............
>>28692698
cross-reference algorithm using that picture matched against the database of 16-19 years old living in Canada who use Interpals and Kik.
The boy OP is pining for is almost certainly not 18, and shouldn't be posted here on this board.
Op is a pederast
>>28689264
holy fuck is it 2005 again did i go back in time
>>28692747
He has told me his age and showed me pictures of his apartment and gf. He's not underage, that'd be creepy for even my standards........
>>28689264
>you will never be a good looking emo boy with black nail polish
why live
>>28692738
>>28692781
Wow, now when he sees this thread he'll know who you are for sure.
>>28692795
Hahahahah!!! For I do not know, my friend!
>>28692806
He's too busy to see my thread. I sort of wish he did, but really I do not........ :(
>>28692781
What's his gf look like? Is she an emo qt?
>>28692867
She's from South Korea but lives in Canada with him now, and she's not emo at all, really. She wears sundresses.
>>28692906
give me pics you memer
ps. she's using him as means of gaining citizenship while he uses her to cover up his gayness
There were so many emo guys in my high school that looked like this guy. I didn't even want to turn them gay or anything, I just wanted to worship their feet. I never asked any of them about it because the chances of it turning out badly were very large and would screw my life up pretty badly if they went and told other people I had a thing for their feet.
>>28692956
It is deep into the convo but I will try to find some for you wonderful robots!
>>28692906
>>28692806
>she's from south korea
wow now I know for sure I messaged the right guy
>>28693088
Here is his gf.
>>28689264
if you think you can get somebody straight to turn gay then why do you do the opposite and turn straight?
>>28693205
Jesus Christ what a duck face
>>28693212
Because I'm fully gay and thats that? As I've said before, he's never discussed his sexuality with me.
>>28692082
Post more
origonaal
>>28693267
Either way it's wrong to try to get with somebody who has a girlfriend/boyfriend already. Let it go and be gay at somebody else.
>>28693389
But you see I have been obsessed with him for a year now. I cannot stop :(
>>28693399
He's just some random faggot, you should get over it nigger. The dude uses things like kik and takes girly selfies in front of the mirror, I doubt an intelligent thought enters his head so I'm going to guess you're just into him for his looks. There's plenty of out and out gay emos for you to bugger, go for one of them.
>>28689599
Fuck that shit, ask /k/, they should be able to help you. Unless you're an antigunner. In that case, kys faggot
