>tfw no first chair bf
first chair
a musician in an orchestra taking lead position playing a particular instrument; seated closet to the audiencenice digits
>tfw qt overwatch bf
>>28688777
>TFW NO QT SKIER GF
It hurts desu fampi. Pls be gf
>tfw you realize "pls be gf" on r9k is really just a phrase used by robots to invalidate your loneliness. It's like saying "no bf? Let me prove that you're just a picky cunt"
>everytime I gave a robot a chance they didn't really want a loser fembot gf
>tfw no disgusting bf that nobody wants even after 1500 threads
>>28690353
You got me fucked up! I would snuggle you in a cocoon of blankies and love you forever. Please be my 4chan gf, m'lady I think you're so pretty you're prettier than any other girl.
>>28690353
please """""bee ""''' " my gf,,,, anon-female
>>28690485
Proposing to gems in you guys. Hope she says yes.
>>28690501
C'mon bro. I already proposed to her first. I'll fight you for her love
>>28688777
ill be ur first chair bf anon
>>28690485
>>28690501
Literally made me cry. As much as I wish someone would really want to date me, there is no way I would ever fall for some mocking another time. And if you really are just mocking me like I think, then FUCK YOU.
>>28690627
There are people who are actually falling for this bait
Guys, please
>>28690442
Bf is going to come before 2k, I can feel it.
>tfw no cosmonaut gf
>>28690627i can't really beepost in the manner of yesteryear due to the re-institution of the robot, but i do hope that you find what you desire as all people should
not mocking you, please don't take it that way. just an autist trying to amuse themselves
>>28690546
you...... will '''bBBeeeeeeeeEE_E (_ E)_E)_E__0e ee_E_)_)crushed.........,,.
>>28690627
Don't be sad m'lady! I'm sure those other boys were just messed up in the head to not be in love with a qt femanon like you! I would love you unconditionally and be proud that you are my gf!
>>28690659
You know what, thanks for that. Made me realize I should post on this site anymore because I'm not thinking straight.
>>28690627
When you cry ill wipe away all of your tears. I'll never abandon you
I meant what I said about the blankie cocoon, femanon. I'd make you your very own blanket nest on the couch when you were having a rough day. I'd bring you food home and treats too. I'd buy you cute clothes so you can feel beautiful
>>28690754
Edit: should not
>>28690754
>use extensions to block access to /r9k/
>don't access it for months
>get new computer
>go to /r9k/ out of habit a couple weeks in
>browse for months again
it's time to reacquaint myself with that extension
