why are you still single /r9k/?
even someone as ugly as eggman has a gf
They both look eggish af
Because that is how it was meant to be. It is my destiny.
>>28688551
That really his gf? Looks like his sister
I had no idea he was dating Mystery.
>>28688551
His own fucking sister! Disgusting!
>>28688551
Because you can't beat god. I tried, I really did, but he's all powerful
>>28688551
That's his mom I think.
that has to be his mom
>>28688551
>eggy has inferior HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME
>still a chad
reee
>>28688594
>>28688583
this is his sister
pic related
>>28688641
EGG TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
>>28688551
Talk about looksmatched
>>28688551
Maybe eggman is a fun person to be with
>>28688583
>>28688594
>>28688641
I thought Eggy was adopted.
I hope they don't procreate.
>>28688551
BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN WANT ONE
>HAVING A GF
HAVE FUN SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY AND GETTING KEKED ANYWAY
I HATE WOMEN
WHORES
SLUTS
KEKS
REEEEEEEEEE
>>28688641
my god someone put an end to this bloodline already
>>28689362
we need ramsey bolton to sic his dogs on the egg clan
>>28688551
wtf is his girlfriend just him in a wig
where does he find these egg headed people to cohort with
>>28688551
but i have a cute af gf anon