You day dream of being Ninja Assassin,
Chad is your sister's Anal Assassin.
You're doing a Guts run on Dark Souls,
Chad is deep exploring her dark holes.
>>28687224
You work hard and set goals,
she moans as she burns coals
>>28687618
For Whom the Bell Tolls is your favorite Metallica song,
Chad is with your oneitis, hitting her bong.
>>28687645
Your favorite Megadeth album is 'Rust in peace'
She gobbles Jamal's cock and swims in Chad's piss
>>28687680
You're listening to "Smells like Teen Spirit",
She's with Chad and your voicemails she'll never hear it.
>>28687224
You can't rhyme assassin with assassin, asshole
>>28687645
>>28687680
For fucks sake
>>28687776
You argue over rhymes
While he gives her sexy times
>>28687776
You feel superior as you call that guy an asshole
at the station, the mail man cucks you with your onahole
>>28687224
You skip meals and read books
She gets tips and fucks gooks
>>28687956
You finally finish the complete works of Spinoza
Deepthroating with a british accent she says: "not sir"
you cry at lost chances listening to katy perry's "teenage dream"
chad takes him home fucks her ass fucks her pussy fucks her mouth pisses on her rapes her fondles her and makes her scream
>>28687935
YOU CAN'T RHYME HOLE WITH HOLE
you call to tell her goodnight
while chad goes deeper out of spite
>>28688036
Oops, looks like I just did :)
You complain about people that rhyme hole with hole
The only reason she rejected you is your ugly giant mole
you want to have sex with her
she's actually in bed with another guy
You write her the most beautiful of Shakespeare's sonnets
She laughs and says "Oh god, can you believe these manlets?"
You are doing something
Chad is having sex
you daydream of bruising her punani
while she's busy sucking chads pepperoni
You not from the city I can tell, (I can tell dog)
You not comin wit me catch the bell, (catch the bell dog)
Hunnit hunnit hunnit but I failed, (but I failed dog)
Momma see this imma go to hell, (go to hell dog)
>It's about school
>it's another night of you crying on the floor
>while she swallows chad's cum and keeps begging for more
>you got an A on your calculus exam
>chad fucked her raw, that is, pounded her ham
You watch Captain America and work out so you can be like Steve Rogers
In 10 years you'll look into the mirror just to see the face of Elliot Rodgers
These threads are complete cancer. Its like the r9k version of the poetry stage of emo fags in highschool.
>you whack it as you sob and cry
>Chad is giving your oneitis a cream pie
>>28687224
You're writing a paper on the political sciences
Chad's pleasuring her with kitchen appliances
>you text her 'goodnight' as you head off to bed
>she's gobbling chad's dick, despite being locked in a shed
>You do nothing but orbit
>Chad's cum, she absorbs it
You're building Mother Base as Venom Snake
Chad's cock is almost more than she can take
You study hard, learning a lot about the laws of singularity
She gets gangbanged by members of the so-called minority
>>28688317
Kek, nice one
>>28688302
Come on, join in
>you're getting /fit/ and she's your inspiration
>she hops on chad's dick without further hesitation
YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
SHE FILLS HERSELF
WITH CHAD'S CUM
>>28688371
> You drink at the bar to release your frustrations
> Her body shakes as she gets multiple penetrations
You're doing crosswords in the newspaper
She loves Chad so much she lets him rape her
>Another day and you aint gettin lovin
>Couple rocks of cocaine to get the feelin' of it
>phantom rollin' down the street with the speakers bumpin'
>Sit down, hit play, watch some couples fuckin'
YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON 4CHAN
SHE FUCKS CHAD BECAUSE HE'S A REAL MAN
you begin your path on health and fitness
chads perfectly chiseled ass, she is a witness
>you're sharpening your katana and mastering the blockchain
>she's getting bukkake'd by the local block gang
you gave yourself erectile dysfunction
he pounds her pussy into destruction
YOU FOCUS HARD ON GRADES
HER PUSSY CHAD DEGRADES
YOU'RE A USELESS FUCKING WEABOO
CHAD FUCKS HER AND SHE DOESN'T THINK OF YOU
You're reading Evola
He's stuffing her hole-a
>>28687224
>2018
>not masturbating to the sounds of your little sister getting her rectum destroyed by some giant thug with a BBC
Get on my level anons.
>you love her so much, and just want to spend time with her
>but she's with chad, because he doesn't stutter
You analyze Stirner
She's a quick anal learner
>the only time you speak is when she asks to borrow a pen
>her ass visibly tears, from chad's cock too far in
you write to her a lengthy message
chad is in her applying leverage
>>28688474
>you love her so much, and just want to spend time with her
fuck
at least i dont stutter i guess
>>28687995
You read Hemingway and take siestas
she prepped the bulls for the cum fiesta
>you don't know how much more you can take
>chad's dicktrain has no brakes
>>28688302
these threads are the only thing of value left on this board
>you post on 4chan and support trump
>on your oneitis's chest chad takes a dump
You listen to Godspeed!
She swallows Chad's seed
>you post one more pepe to get through the night
>she gives in to chad's advances, without a fight
You come undone at the things she's said,
She comes undone with Chad on her bed.
>you tell her that you will always accept her
>she uses her ass as a semen receptor
>>28687224
This is the most retarded post I've ever seen.
It isn't even worth the mental real estate to formulate an insult.
>>28687918
LOL!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH original
>>28687224
>You love her and wish her the best
>She fucks Chad and views you as a pest
Feels bad
You dream of sucking her big toe,
Chad gives her 20 orgasms in a row.
>You rhyme assassin with assassin
>As Chad's belt she unfastens
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You look like Zizek
He cums on her neck
>>28691188
You make meme posts about pure ideology
While Chad hits up girls and studies their biology
>>28687224
God I can't tell if I would hate it more or love it more to have a sister with an ass like that
>>28687224
I DONT HAVE A SISTER YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I HOPE CHAD GETS ZIKA AIDS AND DIES OF DICK LOSS FUCKING FAGGOT CHAD BITCH
ILL KILL HIM WITH MY NINJA ASSASSIN SKILLS FUCKING FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28691709
While you rage,
Chads engage.
