>Tfw mommy calls you to get your tendies
>tfw they get cold because you can't pause an online game
>tfw eating cold tendies and you don't even care anymore
>>28686853
dude what the fuck
like seriously?
your mom doesn't bring you your tendies? that's fucked bro
>>28686886
I know. My mom's a stupid vapid bitch.
I hope that stupid fucking cow dies a horrible slow and painful death.
>>28686853
learn to make your own tendies lazy fatass, i know how to cook and its great
>>28686853
Piss on that fat, lazy, whore when she's asleep. Teach her to bring you those tendies, cause vidya is more important than her lazy ass sitting on the couch and "unwinding" from work.
I got my engineer dad to construct a tendie conveyor belt that starts in the kitchen and conveyors the tendies right to my computer desk. It's a masterpiece of engineering but I heard my dad crying one night saying he didn't think he'd be using his skills for creations like the tendie conveyor.
stupid asshole.
>>28687308
fucking dads.
Mine died while trying to construct a network of tunnels and shafts to dispense and stock my golden brown warm tendies to my ultra manchild lair deep within the earth.
