>>28686625
Prob 2 weeks ago when she walked in whilst I had morning wood

>>28686625
My mom is dead desu

>>28686625
my mom never saw my dick because she aborted me

>>28686640
did she see your naked dick? did she say anything about it?

>>28686655
the doctor actually showed her your aborted fetus to shame her

My mom sees my dick pretty often, she owns a restaurant and I work in it sometimes.

When we close, we usually clean the bathroom together and I pee in urinal, it's trough style so my dick is in plain sight. She even pees in it too sometimes, it's pretty funny.

>>28686661
Not sure, was half asleep.
I think it may have been popping out though. Shes walked in multiple times on pre fap sessions and just closed the door

>>28686873
is your mom a milf?

original

>>28686908
Maybe if she was 60 pounds lighter.

>>28687086
how big is your dick? is it cut or uncut?

Saw my D: like 10+ years
Saw her naked: never, ew.

>>28687162
how old were you when she saw your D?

>>28687147
Kek, why is this relevant

>>28687217
Allow anon his fantasies. This is the closest he will get to fulfilling his mummy fantasies

>>28686625
I sleep naked sometimes and while I sleep I might roll out of the blankets I have around me. My mom likes to walk into my room in the morning before she leaves for work, so probably not too long ago.

>>28687241
Fair enough.
>>28687147
Bout 7" uncut

Last time she saw my dick was when I was 13 and the head was poking out the top of my shorts because I was using the tuck-up boner-hiding technique without a shirt on.

I saw her naked when I was 15, her cold, blue body hunched over a book in the bathtub.

>>28687313
Sounds like a nice dick
>>28687298
Did your mom ever say anything about your dick?

>>28687483
Is she a milf? Did she say anything about your dick when she saw it?

>>28687506
Thanks my nigga

>>28687541
She was a milf, yes. No, she quickly looked away as my step-father told me how much of an idiot I was.

>>28686806
That's awesome, your mom seems really cool

>>28687217
He;s thinking of you and your mother

When I was 5. Parents are indecent fuck wads

>>28687937
yeah she is. I mess around with her sometimes, one time I anticipated she was about to come in so I started peeing in the urinal from across the room

>>28689149
has she ever said anything about your dick?

To answer both, in the shower about two weeks ago.

We've got a weird living situation. Nothing sexual, just weirdly close. We've always been like it though so it doesn't faze us.

>>28689562
Did you take a shower together?

What does your mom's asshole look like?

Are you American?

>>28689562
you're lucky, mom showers are the best

>>28689829
Sometimes yes, we shower together. Baths too.

It looks alright. Not blown out and pretty light. I've seen some porn shitters that were pretty dark despite being white women on the paler end of the spectrum.

We're both American.

>>28690132
are you white?

I personally like dark assholes though, but that might be because I like Asian and Latina women

>>28690164
Dark assholes just look like they're encrusted in shit, really unnerves me desu

>>28690589
but that's not the reason they're dark

>>28690589
Maybe your mom bleaches her asshole

Mom showers sound awesome