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2016-05-19 22:24:14 Post No. 28684240
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2016-05-19 22:24:14
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Hey /r9k/
I turned 25 today. I first started browsing 4chan at the age of 13.
Through this website I found a partner. I traveled thousands of miles and fell in love and adventured all over Europe. I was arrested in 3 countries in 72 hours with the real world at my back.
I pretended to want to join the Scientology Sea Org at 16 out of the urging of my friends I made here. I went to Saint Hill, joined the Sea Org, took a billion year vow and then stole hundreds of documents and uploaded them online.
I went from a NEET with no self confidence to someone who learned the art of bullshit and healthy hard won cynicism. I created a fake resume and fake references with the information I learned about people from here and now I work for the government carrying out criminal record checks.
I was homeless and I was given advice on how to live and improve my situation. I now own a house.
Through choices of my own I don't really have anyone to share my birthday with. I'd just like someone in the world to have read this.
Thanks for being there, guys. Thanks for everything and thanks for making the best stories possible.
Anon
