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>tfw got the fat gene there is no worse fate than this
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>tfw got the fat gene

there is no worse fate than this
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>>28684059
Uhm, yeah there are a lot of things worse than your pseudo-gene.
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>>28684059

Here's your (you). Oregano
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>fat gene
Lol try not eating so much when you're depressed for being fat to begin with. It's simple fag, you're taking more energy in than you're using
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what's your secret to defying thermodynamics?
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>>28684059
o rely

>born biracial
>can't even have pride in a race without being considered another
>legit anxieyXD and probably aspergers makes everything a chore
>can't even hold an acquaintanceship (don't care anyway)
>tormenting memories of being humiliated, betrayed, made fun of and beaten go though my head 24/7

i was chubby once though. it sucked i can now at least admire my cute boyface in the mirror as one of the few joys
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>>28684147
Excellent idea. We should begin to take advantage of this fabled "fat gene." If we put this ability to generate fuel out of thin air to work, we can simultaneously solve the energy crisis and pave the way for true immortality!
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>>28684059
>gene
FAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS AHAHAHAHA
WEW WEW
THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
WEW WEW LAD
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>>28684059
>there is no worse fate than this
This.
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>>28684476
its not a fate unles its an actual fat gene if OP has been fat entire life dispite how much he eats then probably is fat gene

other than that there is hope i lost 20 pounds off of anxiety
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>>28684059
How fat are you OP?

originalalis
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>>28684616

You can not defy the law of physics. Otherwise we would solve a lot of problems; world hunger, limited energy supplies, infinite engine.

Fatasses usually think that what they eat is "normal" when it's actually fucking over the top.
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>>28684059
Wow you have a gene that let's you defy physics? Op go find a scientist and become famous
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kill all fatties
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>>28684658
6'1, nearly 350 pounds. Tried losing weight for a month or two last year but nothing happened.
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Being short is worse, manlets can't just work out + eat right to make everything better
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>>28684701
Literally worse than normies. Fatties are all gluttonous pigs blaming everyone but themselves. Gas the Fats, body type war NOW.
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>>28684765
shit works for Bruno Mars.
He's tiny and swimming in pussy

>inb4 I have no talents nor do I pursue anything to better myself
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>>28684751
count your calories man and stick to it

it's really that simple
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>>28684765
Idk bro. maybe its just my college, but i see lots of qts with manlets

it might be harder if you are going to a club and trying to pick up sluts in 6 inch heels but i dont think thats much of a loss
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>>28684765
Every time this picture makes me angry but laugh at the same time
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>tfw fat and parents aren't fat
>genetic proof it's all my fault
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>>28684765
she is probably insecure about her height

also
>those fucking manhands
jesus christ
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Why are robos so cruel to fat people?
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>>28684829
They literally had the fat gene, but it was a 50% chance they'd get fat, and they passed it down to you, and you got the 50% chance of being fat and became fat. It's not your fault, fambot.
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>>28684059
>the fat gene

Is that what you call your addiction to donuts?
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>>28684870
People think fatfags have chosen to become fat. They do not realize that humans have much less free will then that. Hell I'm thin, but I have other flaws.
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>5'2
>240 pounds

this is why i never leave the house
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>>28684963
>this is why i never leave the house
Maybe you should start
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>>28684963
Nah, you are 240 pounds because you never leave the house.
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>>28684870
Fat people are degenerates. It's not hard to stay in shape if you eat vegetables. Just eat shitloads of chard and mustard bro
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Your genetics must come in the form of 2 liter bottles.
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>>28684874
>the fat gene
Why didn't it fatten people fifty years ago?
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>>28685014
Robos treat fat people the same way normals treat robos. That's what I don't like. And they aren't even aware of it.
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>>28684059
There is no fat gene. You are fat because you ingest 3k+ calories a day you fat shit. Even 3k would be fine if you worked out, but no, you have to eat that much AND sit on your fat ass.
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>>28684870
Because finally someone is below me. Now who's the bully? I am. No wonder people bully, it feels so fucking good. AH HA HA, fatties!
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>tfw got the lazy gene

its not my fault im this way
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why are women so cruel

not even the most dickish chad on the planet would do something like this
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>>28685116
It did, but nobody was aware of it because there was no Internet.
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