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Who /hatesmom/ here? >mom says Were having chicken breast
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Who /hatesmom/ here?

>mom says Were having chicken breast and rice for din din
>get fucking pissed
>vision starts to narrow
>pulsating headache
>it's unbearable
>start to think violent thoughts
>think about how all I wanted was chicken tenders
>stupid fucking bitch
>My eyes start to water
>I lose control of my bowels
>bitch must fucking pay
>I walk into the kitchen where the stupid bitch is typing up expense reports
>pull my soiled And-1 gym shorts down and piss in the shitty fucking rice pan
>than I pulled my shorts off and threw them on the laptop and told that bitch to wash them after she makes my tendies

It's been a couple hours and no tendies. What should I do /r9k/
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You can't make shit like this up senpai
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I wish they hadn't taken that Lion King version of Smell Yo Dick down
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>>28680426
Make em yourself.
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>>28680448
>Lion King version of Smell Yo Dick
post it
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>>28680426
I'm starting to worry she isn't gonna make any. Should I go ask her when they will be done?
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>>28680426
>'GIMME GIMME Chicken tendies
>be them crispy or from Wendy's
>Mummy lets me in to the car
>To find me tendies near and far
>She tries to make me take a nappy
>but sleeping doesn't make me happy '
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>>28680788
smoof af m8
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All my fucking mom cooks is chicken breast its getting disgusting
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>mfw I've managed to make excuses not to answer the phone and talk to my mum for three weeks

I've never gone so long without hearing her voice. I feel elated. No nagging!
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