THE GIRLFRIEND IS A LIE!
Wazzup mein negers.
Imma let some wisdom fall on your NEET asses. Life doesn't have to suck, just get a boipussy, it'll be great YO!
>TFW best blowjob ever
>TFW much tighter than girlpuss
>TFW much more affectionate
>TFW feels so kinky!
Oh DUDE! You've gotta get your jizz in tha jar mayne. Real gays be hatin' cuz I'm stealing all their boipussy! Man, Let me tell ya. I have one of them smooth emo-slash-skater-totally like kingdom hearts looking 10/10 cute uke bottom.'
I'm getting all kinds of pussy just laying back and loving life. I'm telling you bruh, boipussy is where it's at mayne! And it is so easy man! If you're used to girls, just wait til you find the right boy. There is so much roxy, kyler moss, jack styles level cutes out there. Man, don't you just wanna SHOVE your COCK deep inside someone like that. You know you do man! That is why I'm here to tell you:
The girlfriend is a fucking lie man!
>>28679792
that could be you man
you could be balls deep in that
right
now
Let me tell you. A good cute boy is also a good trap. Get the gay first man, then move on to all those other kinky fetishes.
Cuz you're gonna love it. You fapped to shemale porn because you wanted a challenge. You wanted a conflict. You wanted imperfection, vulnerability, drama. You're gonna get all this by being a straight guy in a gay relationship, Im telling you man, this is your fucking dream!
Wubba lubba dub dub! You want this man! Just get yourself a grindr, you'll be getting a blowjob tonight! I'm telling you, if all you want is a blowjob and you're willing to close your eyes, you're getting the best BJ of your fucking life TONIIIIGHT!
We got it good man, we got it good. I'm a bit picky, I can only get a girl that is like 6/10. But with guys I've gottn 20/20 bruh. This is fucking amazing man, get your cock inside some guys butt dude! This is life!
good original post
this post helped me find one of my favorite porn videos ever
cheers
Bump for more car salesman like boipussy advertising
>>28679792
>asianmasculinity-r9k-put-differences-aside.jpg
Boys are very important!
>>28680371
Hells yeah man!
I'm telling you man, there is a vast untapped potential of really good looking boipussy out there. I just searched up on grindr now, some of these guys looks like someone saw anime with a cute boy and said: I'm gonna do everything to look like that!
If you were here, if you had my grindr, you'd cherish it. You would have warm tight butt surrounding your shaft, cherishing it! They have everything, they have blonde, brunette, asian, spanish.
Have you ever google image searched the highly respected classy gay site Teen Boys World? It's like that on my grindr man. Smooth skin man, getting some skin on skin man!
You love that. This is your chance to revolt. This is your chance to show god the middle finger. Everytime your dick goes inside a boipussy, a middle finger thrusts out of a portal in heaven and pokes god in the eye.
Hakuna matata dude, when the world turns it's back on you, you fuck it in ass! That is manly dude!
It's time you learned what it means to be a real man.
Fuck the boipussy!
>>28680355
Hey dude, want a real treat?
Do a google search on teen boys world twink.
That is a real respectable gay site that makes some truly tasteful pictures.
>>28680584
I dont care if you really are gay or not lad. I'd hang out with ya. Funny bastard.
>>28680676
Dude, you can fuck someone out the same gender without it being all faggy and shit.
Picture this:
You're the spartan soldier comes home from war. The people cheer for you as you're brought to the king on a chariot. And the king lays his hand on your shoulder, saying "You've served your people well, and for that, I'll give you anything!". You look out over the crowd, the woman are screaming and crying, you will have all kinds of pussy from this moment, it isn't in demand for you any longer, you have all the time in the world for women. You turn to the king and whisper "King, I would want one of them smooth boys, to ride as I bathe the blood of fallen enemies off me, make him blond, make him cute". The king reacts with disbelief "Are you sure?" and you smile "Yes, I'm dandy!". Then later, as you walk into the pool, towards your prive, wearing white cloth, your cock is harder than diamond. It just pertrudes towards him like a spear. And then you fuck him like a girl! Tearing through his ass in ways only a man who has seen war can!
>>28680855
>implying you won't be kicked down the city well for heresy
>>28680970
You won't, they were boipussy lovers. All of them. It was the norm. Same thing goes for vikings, germany, knights in armour and all other manly men.
>>28679792
I can't get a cute boy where I live, we are too third world.
Homos are rare, and they are all ultra masculine gym gorillas.
>>28681069
Homosexuality was illegal in Sparta though.
What you are thinking about is platonic love between men, brotherhood and such.
Before christianity most places had that, and it was perfectly hetero.
How am I supposed to properly fuck my bois asspussy when his nice little cheeks are in the way? Dicking around with a boy is fun and all but fucking the puss was so much easier.
Not boipussy
It's boipucci.
Say boipucci
>>28681302
Do you mean ass?
>>28681184
Ah... yeah, then they're probably dead.
If you're in like, africa and muslim land, you're just gonna have to accept that you're socially fucked and will never get laid. You killed all the cute boys, now you only have Chads left.
Sorry mate, but muslims fucked themselves dude. They killed all their cute boys, now look at them. Nothing but monobrows and hawk noses, fucking shufflefaced bastards. They're just not beautiful people.
Same thing with blacks. Perhaps if you live close to thailand you can get in on some of that futa action. Bit if you're muslim or nigger, your race is just garbage. You don't have blondes or anything.
That is Muhammeds fault, the false prophet of Islam. He was like, no boipussy for the masses, I need them for canonfodder.
Sorry mate, your country fucked you if you're muslim or nigger. Are you muslim or nigger?
Sad man, so sad. They took his boipussy away, THEY EVEN TOOK HIS BOIPUSSY!
True hell
>>28679792
>implying this isn't already /r9gay/
>implying feminine boys will fuck robots
No one wants robots, that's why we're robots to begin with. The cute boys are still going to go after Chad and want nothing to do with us.
yea but that means i have to put my dick in a dirty butthole
real boys aren't as cute and clean as 2D ukes
Fucking fagits
>>28681278
Yeah, same thing on 4chan. Don't be a homosexual, be a yaoisexual. We totally agree with Sparta and all that other stuff. There is no conflict.
Homosexuals are the degenerate freaks walking half naked down the street with a buttplug sticking out of their ass on pride parade.
Yaoisexuals is where it's at. I can't explain it, but platonic love between men, bortherhood and such, wrestling, kissing, a buttfucking when no one is looking, totally no homo. Yeah, they were yaoisexuals allright.
>>28681278
>platonic love
>tfw brozoned again
>tfw he would rather let Staciope peg his ass with a spear butt than enjoy true love from his best bro since childhoof
>>28681488
>tfw he would rather let Staciope peg his ass with a spear butt than enjoy true love from his best bro since childhood
THIS IS WRONG ON EVERY FUCKING LEVEL!!!
Look at my picture!
NEVER
NEVER EVER
MISS OUT ON THIS!
>>28680855
I'm >>28680676
You've convinced me. Where do I have to sign to get my premium quality slender feminine boiipussy?
>>28681367
But I'm a slav, not black or a muslim.
Still no cute boys anyway. We have a Chad wave, everyone is going to the gym, everyone is getting haircuts and brand clothes, #partyanimal and so on.
Very few gays, and those that exist are Chad-gays.
>>28681686
Dude, have you checked out a very classy, highly respected gay site, called teen boys world? They have some slavic models that looks fine bruh. You're a good christian, you deserve your own personal little angel. If you know what I'm sayin mayne. Take a look at that, lots of east block cuties there. You'll find something man, and when you do it will be perfect man. Purrr-fect.
I mean, just google image "TBW twink".
It makes your dick diamonds.
>>28681616
Dude, it's like the easiest thing in the world man. It's a guy. Just say hi and be honest. OH DUDE! Say you're striaght, but kinda curious. You'll be getting laid from way better than you deserve. Saying you're really straight is like our secret weapon to getting laid with gays man.
Ouh man, just from saying that I can remember the feeling of tight boipussy around my dick. So tight! And an inferior room tempratured sloppy penis slapping belly with each thrust. That is some real drama man, overcomming the fear of dicks, telling yourself "It's just a little penis! It's just a feminine penis! It's just a boyclitty! It's just a kawaii girlcock!"
But man, find out if there is some gay webcomminuty for young gay people in your area. That is what I do. Ask someone on gayromeo, start there, find an informant dude. Someone who knows whats up and down. You need to find webcommunity with all the emo cuties. They shave and look girly and uke, loving cock in their boipucci!
Go pick yourself up some boipussy man! Be the man this world needs!
>>28681445
They are dude. They are. You wanna know something else? They glide on your cock, so tightly, and your dick is deep inside of them, and they look deep into your eyes and kiss you, while you fuck their ass.
Look at this! You could have this!
This could be yours now!
>>28682455
>Look at this! You could have this!
>This could be yours now!
Please elaborate how a robot is supposed to have this.
>tfw you will never be qt enough for a boyfriend
FUUUCK
I mean, seriously. Look at this ugly motherfucker! Now look at that boipussy! This guy has like stinky hairy armpits. He looks like beavis and butthead's lost brother. He has robot face dude. He is one of us!
Look at his face. That is a happy robot face. That is a "I just fucked some boipucci and it was great!"-face. That is what that is!
Feel it, love it, respect it!
This is your final shot at happiness. even if you've failed at everything else, boipucci can turn things around man!
I mean, look at that boipucci, what cutie. DAMN. You would be so comfy next to that. Don't even lie dude, it would be totally striaght.
All that could be yours too.
>>28682603
fixed
No one sleeps beside my new boifu
>>28682591
iktf
It sucks knowing I'll never be able to cuddle up to a cute boy then ravage his boipussy
>>28682873
POV
This is what it is like.
Can you know that feel too?
This is so good man, I've done it.
Wow, it is great. You feel so powerful and cool.
>>28683033
How am I supposed to know what it feels like? Robots don't get sweet boipussy.
>>28683033
How did you do it? R u QT?
>>28683102
WHAT?
Didn't you even, you know, practise for girls?
Wierd stuff you did way back, thinking "Shit, that was kinda gay?". I mean, I thought everybody did that. I that when I was like 14-15. Are you serious?
I mean, that is like fundamental human development stuff.
>>28683457
Nope. I never got that, like many other kv robots.
>>28683601
Well, that's your problem...
How the hell are you gonna feel powerful enough to tame women when you haven't even tamed your own masculinity.
>>28683114
Dude, no!
Look at this skinhead rat. He shaves it because he has a giant bald spot man! He is far from ripped enough to get a gf. As far as they're concerned, he only has well placed lumps of fat on his chest and belly. They would say his six pack looks like it is made of fat. He isn't ripped like diamond. But still, he is fucking 10/10 boipussy. Because the universe wants to correct its mistakes. And it knows that if any thing could turn a full beta, untermench to a alpha male, it would be boipucci.
>TFW you shove your dick in his ass and he makes the "OOH YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE UNIVERSE!"-face.
Believe me, this kills the beta.
>>28683679
I don't want to tame women.
I just want some boipussy to fuck and cuddle.
>>28683950
Well man,
I have that. Because I'm straight. I just say I'm straight, I do it all over the place. The prettiest gay boys want to nothing more than to serve the straight cock. That is why God made them. God was like "Man shouldn't be alone, and the fucking Eva biological sexdoll is fucking broken man. I need to something way better, I will make a boipucci, it will be like putting your dick between the pearly gates heaven."
I have gotten some real good results, we're talking dick in ass. That is the kind of results this get you. A warm tight place to put your dick, while grinding into some smooth skin, of a long haired cute creature. Isn't that what you want.
Just be straight. They like that.
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This is what true power feels like
>>28679792
Wow, look at him just go
Filling that boipussy with his cock
The greates unsung hero of our times
The other boy is just looking up at him
He knows he does what needs to be done
