>neighbors are smoking weed on the patio
>call the cops
>ok sir we're sending a unit
>pls hurry
>>28678397
>officer responds within minutes
>badge number 420
>hits bong
>leaves
Thanks nigger.
>see black guy walking down the street from a distance
>call the police
>"yes someone is trying to break into my house"
>"ok sir calm down. we'll send someone right over. what does this person look like?"
>"he's a black male. pls hurry"
>police rush to my house and pick the black guy up for questioning
D E V I L I S H
>>28678397
>tfw all my neighbors are senile and have lived here since the 50s
>tfw they will never know I smoke weed
>outside with my brother on the porch at 2am
>cop stops a car on the street
>take a huge bong hit right in front of him
>He comes up with his flashlight after traffic stop
>" you got a little weed smoking going on huh?"
>Yep
>"Put that weed back in the jar that's in that bong and don't smoke out here anymore"
>OK Sir.
Turned out better than expected even though it was private property and I had a medical card.
>>28678397
>at the beach smoking weed
>old fuck with his dog calls cops on us
>it's Oregon
>doesn't know that weed is legal here now
>nothing happens
