Gun shot to head confirmed on being best way of dyeing. This article claims that your brain is still active after you die for up to 3 minutes naturally, and that you will feel "overpoweing fear".
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/scientists-have-finally-proven-that-there-is-life-after-death-but-we-might-not-be-going-to-heaven/ar-BBtef9I?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=wispr
>3 minutes
Oh fuck
>>28678266
Holy hell are those comments cringe-inducing
I like how the article cites zero sources
>>28678266
Well that's fucking awful
>>28678266
MTG player here, is Tribute to the Doomed as powerful as I think?
>>28678597
That definitely not mtg my friendo.
>>28678597
Kill yourself. That's from YuGiOh, you stupid underage faggot.
>>28678266
I kinda doubt the overpowering fear, I've sleep paralysis so sometimes when I'm dreaming, I get paralyzed in the dreams and I fall down and the dream world goes black and the feeling is one of acceptance not fear
>>28678640
>>28678626
He is obviously a magic player speculating on a yugioh card. Kill yourselves douchebags.
>>28678597
It's sorcery speed for one and card economy is more important in YGO.
>>28678597
Not at all. It's lower mid tier useful
>>28678626
>>28678640
>being retarded
>>28678597
Yeah that's pretty OP, it's probably tournament banned
>>28678626
>>28678640
Right. I identified myself as an MTG player, so as to show my inexperience with YuGiOh. I was wondering if TttD was powerful, in YuGiOh.
Remember, YuGiOh is a game with a free, one sided wrath effect.
>>28678654
KiII yourself, you stupid bitch.
>>28678597
It's alright.
I haven't plaid Yugioh in a long time but I've gathered from my fellow autists that discarding cards is nowadays something you want to do, so this basically lets you destroy any monster on the field for free.
>>28678266
How much money does Pat Flanagan get payed for writing this article?
>Thread about scientific confirmation of the afterlife turns into a thread about Yugioh
4chan everybody
>>28678597
>>28678626
>>28678640
>>28678688
Is yugioh worth getting back into?
Hearthstone a shit, Magic expensive as shit.
whats your cardfu guys?
>>28678724
IMO, Pokemon is the best TCG out of the big four. Yeah, it is marketed to a younger audience, but I find the actual game is superior to YGO and Hearthstone.
Also, it's incredibly cheap. You can get a top-tournament quality deck with about $50 worth of singles.
>>28678703
What the fuck did you say to me you fucking aspie? I'll have you know that I'm in the top 5 best Yugioh players at my local hobby shop. I have everything from a 1st edition first print of Exodia from the Legend of Blue Eyes starter back minted way back when you first started googoo and gagging on your mom's fat stretched out nipple you fucking low IQ heathen born from peasent parents.
>>28678752
All time favourite card I have ever played.
>>28678752
Man eater bug. Then just use spells to flip him and needle worm down and then just spam their flip effects.
>kill strong cards
>opponent needs to also dump 5 cards from his deck to the graveyard because of needle worm
I like nofun allowed decks.
>>28678752
>cardfu is a fucking God card
What a loser
>>28678800
>Maneater bug
My nigga
All the early-mid 2000s cards are GOAT
>>28678803
what a fuckin cringey ass faggot card, bitch step the fuck up nigger
are you a skinny slav like in the art also?wanna see the world burn Bane?
>>28678840
>playing one of the early Gameboy YuGiOh games
>Weavile Underwood
>each and every fucking flip card is a fucking maneater bug
>always puts one down turn 1
>>28678874
>card is an arsonist robot that can bring out his inner weeb to become a pretty high-level (at the time) swordsman
You jelly?
>>28678935
bitch you might be jelly in the head, go back >>>/fa/
>>28678874
Bane?
Seems like the robot is a hothead.
>>28678752
I have a dream
>>28678720
It's OP's fault for putting a Yu-Gi-Oh! card in his OP. But yeah, this thread does sum up /r9k/ perfectly.
Meh, if you destroy your brain in the blink of a moment you should be fine.
Shotgun to the head and you'll be fine.
>>28679033
>Destroy all non-white creatures
>>28679154
That's the joke you absolute retard
I place one card in face down position and end my turn, heh.
Come on now, attack me, what are you waiting for?
>hazy flames will never be good
>harpies have the effect theya re treated as harpie lady's
>this includes in the deck
>therefore limited to 3 of each e.g. harpie lady 1 x1 harpie lady 2 x2
>tfw
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>>28678266
>British study
Discarded.
>>28678803
Why does he look like a Yu Yu Hakusho villian?