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Who /ugly/ here?
Draw yourself and post your ugly feels.
I'll start.
>tfw the screen goes black and you see the face of something that barely resembles a human
I don't understand why you ugly guys don't just post pics of your faces. We've all seen what ugly people look like. Most of the "handsome" people on 4chan are not as handsome as they think so maybe you're not as ugly as you think?
>>28677459
people will shout and call us /soc/ if we post facesnot op
Origano comento.
> post pics for everyone to laugh at
people who are actually ugly wont post pics, those who do are just seeking attention
Here's me
>trying to take picture of something to send to my singular friend
>accidentally hit reverse camera button
>literally, LITERALLY my whole day is ruined because I'm reminded what a useless ugly little thing I am
>>28677427
I'm just fat with acne scars, which makes me ugly. I do have some redeemable features, but they are hindered because of my weight.
I hate my nose.
>>28677498
This.
Also, since we are self-aware of our uglyness we are afraid that we could become an internet meme like eggman or something
>>28677498
But I don't get why? If I see a legit ugly person online I don't feel the need to make fun of them. I feel bad for them and wanna do my best to come up with something that could maybe help them. That's my immediate reaction.
>>28677520
>I hate my nose.
Me too. I have your typical villain henchamn kike nose despite not being a kike
>>28677520
I know that feeling. I've been told I'm gorgeous and beautiful when I used to be thin. I'm trying to lose weight but I can't stop binge eating.
>>28677522
Eggman posts literally tens of thousands of pics of himself every second. He clearly doesn't mind it.
>>28677524
okay I will post mine but I'll just be shouted at
mirror mirror on the wall
fuck you i hope you break
>>28677560
You look normal as fuck. Just need to lose weight and clean up your face to look more normal. If this is what you all uglies look like it's disappointing. I was expecting to see legit deformed people.
>>28677560
I've seen worse my friend
>>28677565
>that pic
>ugly
attention whore please get out
>>28677590
again people who post pics are usually not but just seeking attention/validation. When someone is ugly they know it and wont post there face for a bunch of people to judge
>>28677590
>>28677598
get ready for the profile shot
the one that I am actually ugly from
>>28677625
Oh yeah I seen this pic before. You do look worse from the side but it's not like this is the first time I've seen someone like you. Get jaw surgery and then work on your oral posture.
>>28677625
Ah ok. I feel you.
I won't post my face but have my nose. Not even a kike and it's still fuckin hideous.
>>28677520
Don't mind it being a snap chat picture. But the areas circled in red are acne or acne scar tissue, my eyes aren't fucking symmetrical, my nose is too big on a side view and I'm almost sure I have a deviated nasal septum, huge chin; weak jawline, small lips and I have a some what large overbite
>>28677625
You can get surgery for that jaw. Other than that, im sure a front view isn't bad.
>>28677649
yeah that is a pretty bad nose man, maybe if your jaw is good it can make up for it though?
>>28677646
yeah I posted it a while ago, I have already had a jaw surgery and probably cant afford another but I am planning to when I get some cash
>>28677662
I'm also 260lbs in this picture.
>>28677662
you look like a normal person dude
people like you at college everywhere
you have self confidence issues not an ugly face
>>28677685
>yeah I posted it a while ago, I have already had a jaw surgery and probably cant afford another but I am planning to when I get some cash
are you british? jaw surgery is expensive as hell in the USA but is much cheaper in europe.
>>28677725
yeah I'm a beadly eyed anglo from bongland
>>28677427
Ugly fucker reporting in. My face is covered in acne scars and blemishes which will forever condemn me to be unlovable.
>>28677685
No. unfortunately my jaw is kinda retracted. Not as much as you but i still have an advanced neck despite being skinny
>>28677649
Shave that unibrow my man
>>28677625
Yet another victim of childhood mouth breathing.
>>28677747
Your jaw went back after surgery because you didn't fix your oral posture. After you get surgery again make sure to stop breathing from the mouth and start keeping your tongue on the roof.
>>28677790
Already did.
That pic was taken a long time ago.
At least my unibrow hair is thin so it's easy to pluck it
>>28677802
Let the great Mike Mew, the God of Jaws, explain it to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DvY5DMwJpM
>>28677560
lena dunham/10
>>28677802
>and start keeping your tongue on the roof
Could this help those of us with only slightly weak jaw lines/chins?
>>28677459
We'd get ridiculed for actually being ugly, when "ugly" people who are actually average or attractive post their faces they still end up getting absolutely destroyed, what hope do we have of fairing better?
I don't need other people to tear me apart when I do a good enough job of that already.
>>28677837
Yes my friend. It's called mewing. It will improve your jawline/chin over time as your skeleton continues developing even after puberty. It will also improve your breathing and all kinds of things. Google mewing and watch some of the mew videos.
>tfw purple feminist glasses
>>28677857
>people who consider themselves ugly already posted their pics in this thread
>nobody really ridiculed them so far, people actually trying to help them with their flaws and give them advise to the best of their knowledge
you are on a board full of losers anon. Of course there's some bad people on here but there are also plenty of people who genuinely want to see people like you succeed.
>>28677890
Wew, a mummy.
>>28677560
I actually want to make fun of you. I'm a Chad for sure and I honestly just get this craving to make fun of you. Like you look like such a bitch. Like you look fucking gay and why do you have a leash on. I'm sorry I know u knew this would happen but you have such a hateable face. Take that bandaid off nigger
>big head
>thick neck
>girlish nose
>big lips
>bad skin that's pale af
i'm also bald at the moment
>>28677802
It doesn't happen that fast I don't think. It only happens while your jaw is still growing.
>>28677560
Fuck off normie, you dont look bad at all. Stop fishing for praise and leave this board forever.
>>28677524
Yeah, but see, that's not a normal mentality on here. One is more likely to get vitriol than someone like you.
>>28677625
it looks like your chin was kicked in
>>28677976
If it's immediately post-surgery it can happen. Check out jaw surgery forums support section. People who have jaw surgery suffer relapse sometimes.
>>28677950
what about a leash? I'm wearing a hoodie with a pattern on the hood. And I'm not a bitch I may be ugly but I dont get pushed over
>>28678045
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is that checkered thing around your neck? Your boyfriends leash? The one he uses to pick you up after you get pushed over? I'm sorry you're so ugly you need to be tied up.
>>28678075
That's just the pattern of the hoodie idiot. No leash looks like that. Fucking autist.
Alright, gonna take the plunge and see how you guys respond, here's my face.Had to download it because I haven't taken a pic of myself in a while for obvious reasons.
>>28678086
You look like 15 year old emo kid. Why does your hoodie have a pattern made to make you look like a bitch boy?
>>28678153
>that facial expression
>that unstyled hair
>that shirt
>are those fucking overalls?
do you legitimately have autism? you could be good looking if you actually put in any effort
>>28678168
I don't know. Why does your butthole have a penis in it to make you into a bitch boy?
>>28678153
are your lips like that naturally?
>>28678153
You'd look decent if you had normal clothes as a better haircut
>>28678153
what's wrong with your teeth? that looks very painful
>>28678153
Take a side photo please
>>28678202
My boyfriend and I are into child/daddy play so I wear this kind of clothes for him.
What could I do to look better?
>>28678207
>>28678207
Haha nigga what? You ugly boy
>>28678153
you're balding, take some measures to stop it before it's too late
if you got a better haircut to hide it and a beard you would improve a lot
if you can't grow a beard try minoxidil
I look like a literal 12 year old. Literally, i get child tickets on the bus sometimes.
What woman wants this face. Im 21 btw
>>28678227
Cringed.
But hey, at least you have a bf
end me, wont post side because its for normies
>>28678293
I'm 17 and get called 25+ which is awful
maybe its just where I live but youth is way more desired no one wants a old man around here
>>28678320
nigga every one looks better from the front
the side is where we can see the nose and side
aka where the real ugly is anyway you are decently handsome
>>28677662
You'd be handsome if you lost weight. Nice hair.
>>28678344
Forgot to say im a manlet,will an hero soon
>>28677459
because our picture would probably become a meme, or appear in a /<board>/ collage
>someone walks around the corner to see you and gets scared
everytime
>>28678380
>>28678320
no one cares normie. Kys
>>28678417
Those faces of /r9k/ collages, god forbid.
>broken nose
>very dark eye bags
Somewhat exaggerated but mostly true
>>28677662
your eyes don't seem asymmetrical, your head is just tilted. and you don't look too bad regardless. just lose weight
Acne not as visible in picture
>>28678492
haha I don't even need to post because that's me
>>28677649
A strong nose like that is fine but the rest of your body has to match it (get stronk)
>>28678531
you're fucked
If your skin is already acting like that, there's no redemption, it's all down hill
I feel like my jaw completely ruins any chance I had of having a good face
if it came down just an inch or two further in the back near the ears, then I wouldn't look so fucking weird. I hope to get surgery for it one day
>>28678583
You're not ugly. You just need an SS uniform and a time machine
>>28678583
I'm not the one to judge but you don't look bad desu.
>>28678583
love these threads for all the 7+/10 normalfags that get posted
>>28678531
I thought my skin was bad, I'm sorry, Anon.
Maybe our skin will clear up someday.I hope.
>tfw pale freckled skin
fuck this curse
>>28678583
gotta agree with the other two. you look solid
i look like a autistic serial killer
Will my jaw get better over time?
I'm 18 at the moment
>>28678732
you also need an SS uniform and a time machine
>>28678658
Me too, I love it so much, just look at this guy: >>28678732kill me.
>>28678658
agreed these threads are depressive
>>28678583
>>28678732
>>28678748
CHADS GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28678866
>>28678658
>>28678753
>>28678583
not chad, the only time i leave the house is to go to lift and the only way i can muster up the nut to message girls on facebook or whatever is to drink alcohol or pop pills. 0 friends, my online dating profiles are massively unsuccessful, and also i'm kinda short being 5'8 and 19 years old
>>28678380
Holy shit you look like me. Where are you from? Are you a slav?
guess my age and location i bet you can't
>>28678753
i'm not a chad, i look 10 times worse IRL
>have a shower
>look myself in the mirror
>hmm I look ok not ugly
>take photo
>post it on /soc/
>get rated 4 with comments like sorry dude, and :(
>see thread on /r9k/
>post this
>>28678658
+7/10?
I'm 3/10 with being 4/10 tops. I have acne, crooked teeth and no jaw. Besides i'm fatcurrently 230 lbs (115 kg) from 250 lbsand have acne despite being 23 y.o. If you look non-threatening or not masculine like me, chances to succeed are extremely slim.
>>28679080
56, France.
>You have been muted
>>28678866
I'm not a Chad.
>0 friends, kissless virgin, girls tell me I'm scary
Am I ugly enough to be part of r9k?
My forehead is massive
>>28677955
damn who put yu together?
santas elves on heroin and lsd?
>>28679119
/soc/ is pretty garbage to be honest
most of the people on there are just taking pictures at perfect angles and doing their best to make themselves look better than they are
>>28679194
yep you're pretty much spot on.
ITT: People who really aren't that ugly
>>28677427
just don't care about anything outside your heart
>>28679080
26
Canada
ORIGINAL COMMENT Suck my dick fucking shit 4chancunts
Oh wow, look at that, another thread with average people pretending to be ugly.
Wish you faggots get acid thrown in your face.
narrow lips, chubby cheeks, small, oval head, pinocchio nose
can't smile because it's a public offense
fml
>>28679641
forgot picdesudesudesudesudesu
>>28679668
Literally one nose operation and decent haircut would make you above average
>>28679577
24 canada hey that was pretty good : ^ )
>>28679699
show me a decent haircut
no one here is as ugly as me, i failed all genetic lotteries, never had a gf because of my fucked face and short height
>>28679899
Shut the fuck up im more ugly than you
>>28679761
Really? Yeah I thought you looked Canadian.
>>28679899
Do you have some sort of attention deficit disorder? Do you fish people pity here?
>>28679923
the worst part of it though, the french part.
>>28679899
Nah you're alright, good hair and skin, expressive eyes. Lose a few pounds and you'll be golden
>>28679967
Lol, really?? Yeah I was gonna guess French Canadian or Vancouver. At least you have the two finest hockey franchises in history from that part, the Canadiens and the Nordiques
>>28678732
OOOOOOOHHHHH FUCK OFF
>>28678748
Your jaw is completely normal, chad.
>>28679818
This should suit your face type
>>28679899
You're handsome, Dimmy.
And your voice is cool too!
>>28680034
what haircut should i get?
im>>28678583
i usually just buzz it myself to avoid social interaction
>>28680068
You should defeinitly grow your hair. This may suit you.
Or this: http://www.cureforbaldnesss.com/images/inverted-triangle-faces1m.jpg
>>28680043
there is literally no way you wold know how i sound like
>>28680068
Or like this. A bit shorter on the sides and a bit longer through the middle. And if you can, grow a trimmed beard.
ITT perfectly normal looking guys who think their problem is their looks when it's actually their lack of confidence/social skills
i knew this would come in handy one day
sagatto da spotto
>>28679921
no one is uglier than me
>>28679946
yes
>>28679970
my bone structure is shit i look like a snail compared to the average guy
>>28680259
Your vocaroos, obviously
>>28680592
i have never made any
>>28677524
We don't want to become a meme like Eggman or the Dutch Manchester City fag
>>28677560
The bandaid, the obesity, and the open mouth make you look legit ugly. Lose some weight and the bandaid and you'll look normal
You guys are decent artists desu
>>28678583
>>28678732
>it's a Hitler Youth thread
>>28680034
>your face type
What type? Handsome?
>>28680758
Heart/Oval
I'm too lazy to draw something
>>28680876
what the fuck am i looking at?
ogrinale
i'm pretty ugly, never had a bf
>>28681129
and so it begins
>my guess is at least 10 replies
who know that feel here
>abloo bloo i'm so ugly even though I have a perfectly fine face
Get a better haircut
get better clothes
I do all of this and i'm still ugly. and no I won't post my face in a colombian drug dealing imageboard
>>28681129
Nah, if you started working out 4-5 times a week you would be a 7-8/10 within a year
Have you ever seen an ugly animal, meaning one specimen that is way more ugly than the rest?
Nope, rarely
Only the fittest survive there. But with humans, we even motivate genetical waste to procreate.
That's why there is such a huge discrepancy between the best and the worst.
>>28679443
yep. i expect much worse by the stuff you guys write here.
>>28681129
I think you're cute, as long as you don't have some weird ass quirks I would date.
Don't hate
I'm not ugly but i have big gaps in my teeth that make me look retarded any ideas how to fix this besides 5000$ braces
>>28681129
I want to strANGLE YOU WITH YOUR SOCKS
rate my buddha figure
amiguly reddit
>>28681347
Go to a dentist? Or if you have an insurance you can ask someone to hit you in the mouth and that way lose your front teeth and get new ones.
>>28681497
Well like is there any procedure they can do to fill the gaps
>>28681450
How was the Bernie convention?
I have the facial features of a mid tier chad but the social skills if a autistic child what does that make me?
>>28681517
No idea. Don't think so. I think braces is the only way, except replaicing them with fake ones.
Curious as to how people will respond to me. This is a picture of me from a photo shoot for a japanese arts show on youtube. Also, guess my age and how many women i've slept with.
>>28677427
yeah i can relate OP I look lke that
>>28677560
JonTron the early days
>>28681425
10/10
nooproblemoamigo
>>28677758
I feel your feels bro.
I'll be miserable with you
>>28681599
That's not you though. I require proof.
>>28678153
That's the englishest person I've ever seen
>>28681699
Why not? Don't be so quick to judge
>>28679080
32 Punjabi
>tfw can't draw
>tfw stuck using mac
ching chang chong i can't draw
>>28682366
not bad for a chink
>>28682516
gomenasai desu
I don't go outside anymore
>>28682555
i would let you suck my fat white dick desu senpai, because i like asian girls and boys i wanna sodomize your race senpai
>>28682578
goddamn dude this is horrible, rip
>>28682578
You might have a bone structure under all that fat. Only one way to find out.
idk sometimes I think im ugly but sometimes not, this is what I look like to me anyway
>>28682366
Get contact lenses and change haircut from that standard asian thing. Short on the sides and long in the middle should be goood on you
Uhhhhhh you have been muted for 25 hours because you have been muted for 3 weeks because
>>28681341
Groom and reshape your beard, lose a bit of weight and I think you would be able to pull off the mafia goon look
>>28682953
lmao this fat guy is gonna be worthless as a goon, the gonna get out of breathe with one swing of his cottage cheese arm
>>28682790
I'm 130 pounds
>>28683101
>>28682790
>>28682630
People say I smile alot, but I only smile to try to hide the jaw
>>28677427
Why don't we join https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Association_of_Ugly_People ?
>>28683164
holy shit dude
SUMMONING THAT HH HOLMES TRIPFAG, LOOK AT THIS GUY
you would be chad if it weren't for your jaw
>>28683164
spoiler this shit mate damn
>>28683164
Same as you, man. I look way better from a frontal perspective than based on my side profile. That one makes me look fat and, well, you saw your own one. Just about as bad.
It's rather devastating.
>>28682586
>i would let you suck my fat white dick desu senpai, because i like asian girls and boys i wanna sodomize your race senpai
oh my
>>28683164
Rabbit-san?
>>28682578
Change haircut immediately and start running.
>>28683212
I look more like a rat than a rabbit. I always associated myself with looking like a rat. I remember in highschool though I had my hair grow out so long to hide my entire face.
>>28677662
i think you mean underbite
>>28683164
I'm so sorry man. So close.
>>28681425
Post your loserbernd
>>28679899
Are you squatting in this picture, dimmy?
How do you know moss hunter?
>>28681425
>rate my buddha figure
10/10
>>28683251
If Ted Cruz and Melania Trump had a child
>>28677427
original
rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
muted once
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28683251
sorry about your lower third, son
>>28683251
Change haircut Skip the sidewaves. You should have something like this, maybe a bit longer.
>>28683251
please get jaw surgey its not dangerous at all and it will made u go up 2-3 points at least
its not even that expensive please you need it
>>28683251
I'm sorry about your lack of childhood braces.
Are you from the UK, by any chance?
>>28683382
Its pretty expensive and I asked my parents about it, they said my jaw is fine.
Heres one last picture, this is from highschool when I had crooked teeth so my mouth was always closed and shit cause I also not only had a shitty jaw, but shitty teeth
>>28683411
I got braces in my 20s but the damage was already done.
>>28683436
You're absolutely qt, oh my god.
>>28683382
all surgery is dangerous idiot
>>28678227
That's gross. That's a gross way to live.
fuck off posting your pictures go to >>>/soc/ you attention whores
>>28683436
Holy shit I know this kid
>>28683586
Sup dude wanna hang out?where do you know me from
>>28683251
>>28683164
I want to go Ivory hunting.
>>28683296
i am actually sitting down
he started talking to me at some point
>>28678320
dude most of the people who've posted here are kinda ugly but fixable, you just flat out look like a normal person.
>>28681599
you look really good senpai but why are you on r9k you seem like a well adjusted fella
>>28683586
>>28683654
Still waiting for the day I find someone I know on /r9k/ and we can laugh about how much we done fucked up to get here
I suck at drawing. Please draw me like your french girls anon-kun~~~
>>28684293
>"no ma'am i wasn't looking at your daughter please don't call the cops"
>>28684293
You look dead inside
Is that the look you were going for?
This is not a caricature, I genuinely look like a fucking freak.
>>28684325
I wouldnt say I am "going for it"... It just kinda... goes for me, I guess ;____;
>>28684324
If that ever happened to me I would probably soduku myself on the spot.
>>28683695
I actually like my big canine teeth and I have no idea why because most people don't like it but me.
>tfw shitty beard
I want to die
R8 M80s
Bla bla this is origunal
I hate looking like a jew. I fucking hate it. Shit dominates my face whenever I'm in side profile. Hooks down whenever I smile, so I don't smile a lot.
On the upside, rhinoplasty (sp?) is only about 2-3k in my state
>>28677625
I look like this.
Just end my life senpai
>deep prominent philtrum
>heavy brow
>prominent cheekbones with those weird hollows despite being very obese
>piggish snout
>tiny sad eyes
>freckles
>huge moles on forehead and jaw, jaw mole sprout great wirey black hairs if left to own devices
>blond eyebrows and eyelashes that are nearly invisible
>very fat
>muddled splotchy skin that blushes to bright crimson at slightest upset or if drunk
>skull top is pointed, egg shaped
>>28679899
Are you Nickbunyun?
Bashing Normies on French Girls can be fun.
>>28684293
did i capture your essence
>>28684786
ginger you sound pretty cute to me
one of these days I hope you post a picture so I can admire you from a distance with something more tangible than just a caricature
>>28684881
oranginal commento
>>28678583
Wojaku anon.... Is that you?
Can i use your boipussy as a sheath for my sword ??
>>28677560
Ignore the fags trying to reverse psychology you into thinking you look normal.
You're an ugo. You'll hookup with a few obscenely drunk girls and then obsessively pursue chubsters who'll only let you get to second base, until you find an Asian woman who will marry you if you make more than 90k a year.
Really let that sink in mate, you are going to have a shitty shitty time at college. You ugly genetic failure. If you also end up short too you should probably just become a professional minecraft vlogger.
>>28684918
ayynus lmanuso
>>28684895
If I sound cute, that's because your imagination gives out a ridiculous amount of benefit of the doubt.
May that image never be tarnished with the vile truth.
>>28684979
normie scum bumbumbum
>>28684786
>too lazy to become Ginger's friend and then suddenly become cruel and abusive, before ultimately cutting her off and posting her sad communications to the board
>She'd probably expect it anyways and try to outfox me which sounds like a major pain
>>28683251
Dave Grohl's bastard son.
>>28685044
>implying I want friends
>implying I don't just send internet folk shit I want the board to know anyways, like reams of text espousing the societal and philosophical benefits of suicide
It's been a while since the last time I drawn myself.
I like mysefl tho.
>>28677792
nice meme, bucko
>>28685095
t. Alberto Oregano Barbossa
>>28685107
Cut your hair and you're set, retard
>>28685095
are you a bedouin tribesman or something
>>28685092
Yeah but I could make you believe again, and then suddenly pull the rug out from under you...
If I wanted to but that's just a lot of work.
I guess it's not like I'd have to do anything to make you unhappy though, being as you are and all.
>>28685157
Your face is average, your hair is disgusting.
>>28678583
Lol you look nazi as fuck which is something good.
Date a Jew girl with weird fetishes and let her tell you "SPANK ME NAZI DADDY"
>>28681425
Holy shit. I've been lurking here for almost a year and I finally saw your face again. I must have photographic memory or some shit because I remember seeing you ONCE a long time ago.
>>28684886
Oh my god, that is fucking perfect!
Thank you!
>>28678749
This is pure gold
>>28685166
>I could make you believe again
No you couldn't faggot.
Your fantasy is fucking gay, there's a level of constant separation from reality that exists between anyone who isn't retarded or in middle school and what happens on the internet.
Secondly, r9k is fundamentally correct on all suppositions regarding females, there's basically no broad ogrish and outcast enough to get wrecked by an internet rando through his powerful manipulation of friendship.
>>28685253
Yeah whatever, you love me
sage and gay fuck this thread
I'm going to go sit on a heated blanket and whittle
>>28685138
Lol I would love to, I'm half aborigin, half italian from South America.
>>28677625
get jaw surgery. you will look more or less like pic related. (i did a shitty job though)
>>28684528
walk around a suburban area with your hood up, that should work
>>28677625
Is your last name Longbottom, senpai?
>>28685403
>implying I don't already do that.
There's a reason why people are hesitant to get close to me.
but am not complaining, am afraid of people.
