Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0 Wiki: http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC: #parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do? http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfagsit's hip to fuck bees
Ohayou everywan!
I wanted to try to create a coalition today.
First, we should decide on its name.
I sugest ci/a/lition (an old joke from a year ago), but I'm open to propositions.
>>28676715
have you forgot about the Cyborg's? I feel misrepresented
>>28676774
There are no memebers of that party in this parliament. You could start this party again and become its leader if you want to.
>>28676749
Do we have to use them all? if not:
>20 > 3.0
>>28676749
Ez.
20!>30
Ohayou everywan!
Today is a wanderful day. But I'm bored right now desu.
>>28677040
You have to use them all. Pic related is solution.
I'm going to spoiler it so you can try again before seeing the anwser.My power went out for a second.
>>28677097
Ohayou!
Do you think that ci/a/lition is a good name for a coalition?
>>28677117
I have no problem with it desu.
Where my fellow Wizard's at?
>>28677138
Are others cool with ci/a/lition?
Who should be in our ci/a/lition?
>>28676715
REE Party reporting. Normies need to get out.
>>28677169
Is there a list of current ci/a/litions?
>>28677195
Or just coalitions in general.
>>28676749
Ci/a/lition sounds nice, and it's a more fitting name than Cute Anime Coalition imo.
>>28677097
Ohayou, Wanon!
>>28677195
There aren't any now.
I wanted to make one today, because it's the time to do it.
People outside of our coalition would be opposition.
>>28677156
>>28677190
Would your parties consider joining the ci/a/lition?
>>28677227
Ohayou qtspaghetti-chan
>>28677228
Well, Cute Posters for one would be good desu.
>>28677156
I'm here. was just a bit preoccupied but will be fully alert shortly.
I cleaned up the wiki a bit.
There were some unnecessary pages on it, and some pages required cleaning up.
There were some party pages that weren't in the party category.
>>28677190
Good to see a fellow REE brethrin in the thread
>>28676715
When updated graph?
>>28677746
Is the list of memebers correct?
I could do that now.
>>28677190
Good to see a fellow REE brethrin in the thread
>>28676715
When updated graph?
>>28677228
What exactly does the ci/a/lition stand for? I do lik baneposting.
>>28677785
>>28677746
>The lag is real, the first one was supposed to be cancelled
>>28677755
Cool, all I know is that REE is wrong, were 7 people now.
i feel the shitposters of /r9k/ are disturbingly unrepresented
>>28677803
I have that in my count of memebers, so that is right.
I'm going to put parties with 3 memebers or less into "others" category.
>>28677785
>What exactly does the ci/a/lition stand for?
It's just supposed to be a coalition of parties with compatible goals.
>>28677895
So im gonna make an assumption that the "compatible goal" is to rid r9k of normies. I'd be up for it if others are, I don't wanna be the only party doing it.
>>28677878
Alrighty, let me express my gratitude for you bothering to update the graphs its helpful to parliament newfags.
>>28677878
>3 memebers or less
Do you really want to test your fate? ;_;
>>28677920
Are there 75 memebers in total?
I'm not sure if I wrote my regular expression properly.
>>28677979
I must admit I actually have no idea...
>>28677979
I guess you would have to count the mp list
>>28676749
>>28677099
Not gonna lie I had a sensible chuckle.Time for more observing.
Ok, I made the graph.
I hope it's correct.
>>28678119
Looks like one too many seats of other is colored in
Anyway, I've heard that word "kek" in my bill should be replaced with something else. What should I replace it with?
>3DPD is for keks bill:
Every anon or memeber who is attracted to 3DPD (regardless of gender) or is showing signs of attraction should be called a kek.
>>28678179
I counted them multiple times, and I always got 19.
Mistakes happen, I'm going to fix it.
>>28678229
No problem... Had to count multiple times myself before I was sure I had counted correctly and could state it was one too many ;_;
This shit is back
Fuck off
>>28678310
Fuck off an die.
Nobody wants your circlejerk
>>28678326
>HEY GUISE LOOK AT US ITS LIKE WE REALLY MATTER
>>28678326
I'm quite enjoying this circlejerk
>>28678335
But you dont matter.
Nobody cares about you and your circlejerk wont change that.
holy fucking shit this thing is back?
>>28678347
>>28678343
Because you're malignant cancer.
>>28678358
>>28678349
shitpost with me. Fight the good fight.
>>28678358
You seem to be projecting, something weighing down on your mind friend?
>>28678369
You're all horrible people. Just kill yourselves,
>>28678377
>>28678374
>Le projection meme
>nobody can possibly hate my circlejerk
>>28678389
You all outta just go play in traffic
nothing will ever be as good as the first one, stop restarting this shit
>>28678394
Or try to swim with lead boots
>>28678389
>projecting this hard
hahahahahahahhahahaha
>>28678404
>>28678403
The original was absolute shit too.
>>28678410
>>28678408
You clearly dont know what projection is.
Go eat a bag of dicks you fucking retard.
>>28678403
>implying you aren't fish just not tripfagging
>>28678422
>>28678426
Check the post times retard
>>28678432
>>28678426
>NOBODY COULD DISLIKE US IT HAS TO BE FISH
You're so fucking dumb
>>28678422
>projecting THIS fucking hard
kek
>>28678426
imply no further
Guys, stop with that.
>>28678452
Read a book nigger
>>28678455
Go imply yourself to death
>>28678465
no. Kill yourself
>>28678432
>>28678451
You're projecting harder then a man in the projects, you're so stupid kek
Why is this tripfag trying to ruin our fun?
>>28678474
I'm going to keep crashing this thread
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>28678481
He's just projecting, don't mind him
>>28678491
>>28678480
Maybe one say you'll be able to pass middle school English,
>>28678481
Why are you a piece of shit?
>>28678502
>>28678498
Shouldnt you be in school kiddo?
>>28678481
Scripkiddies can't help them self.
>>28678502
kek, if im in middle school you're in elementary school you projecting fag, you're projecting so much you don't even know you're projecting.
>>28678508
>>28678510
You dont know what a script is retard
>replying to tripfags
>not just filtering him
My parliament memebers can't be this dumb
>>28678520
>>28678518
Stop using big words to try and seem smart. It isnt working.
>>28678498
>>28678510
Yeah, just ignore him until he gets bored and goes back to /mlp/ or whatever he normally browses
how long has this new one been running?
>>28678528
>>28678526
Oh, they're clearly much dumber.
You're retarded too though.
>>28678528
>Was gonna keep b8ing him until he smartened up and realized i was just b8ing
>too stupid to ever realize i was b8ing and stop feeding into my b8
Alrighty im done guis this is boring now
>>28678536
>>28678530
How about you, you fucking furfaggot.
>I'm dark, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor Im a wolf
>>28678535
Far too long
>>28678556
>>28678553
Then fuck off and let this trash die.
>>28678535
I dunno got on and saw it about an hour or 2 ago
>>28678564
>>28678571
I'm gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck.
>>28678571
ah well have fun last thing I want to do is participate in this thing again, trip officially retired
>>28678526
Anyone else see the irony in this considering 99% of these threads are all tripfags anyway?
>>28678535
Since Sunday.this is a really original posterino
>>28678576
>>28678588
Yes, please do,
Fuck off and let this smut die.
>>28678601
>use a trip to represent the party you're in
>same as tripfagging
Come on Yui
>>28678601
No, because we made these trips specifically as parliament memebers. We don't use them outside of these threads.
>>28678608
>>28678601
Thats why I'm killing it.
It's a tripfag circlejerk and they pour out into other threads.
>>28678606
4 days too long.
>>28678621
>>28678618
>>28678614
Thats bullshit and you know it. Dont even act like you dont use them outside of the circlejerk.
>>28678642
If your circlejerk was contained to a skype group or something I wouldn't have to do this, but you arent smart enough for that.
>>28678662
I'm honestly surprised you all have enough brain function to breath unassisted
>>28678662
>tfw we have a discord but hardly anyone uses it
>>28678670
Hell, I'm surprised you were smart enough to learn to walk, let alone use a keyboard
>>28678614
>>28678618
I know I just think it's really funny.
>>28678674
Discord a shit.
>>28678680
>>28678674
Because you're all dumb enough to do this, but not too dumb for one of you to use that,
Go die in a fire you fucking furry
>>28678696
>>28678684
The real shit is all of you.
>>28678708
You're all just shit
Go back to india
>>28678717
Being 90% shit, you'd fit in perfectly with the locals.
>>28678708
>implying I'm even a member
>>28678730
>>28678731
Still shit. You need to be attacking them too,
>>28678744
Your mothers obviously did a horrible job raising you all alone.
>>28678744
You're the kind of guy that knocks down a beehive and then gets upset when he gets stung, aren't you?
>>28678768
>>28678770
You're the kinda guy that gets beaten up for being a faggot then gets his mom to campaign against bullying
Okay faggots, what's going on in here?
>>28678796
I think you all needed beaten on more.
>>28677228
So are any other parties willing to join this with me in order to stop the normalfaggots infesting this board.
>>28678811
>>28678805
Nothing.
Fuck off and die,
>>28678821
>>28678812
You're the normalfaggots, with your wannabe /soc/ bullshit
>>28678805
tripfag is spamming, basically just ignore him
>>28678821
>implying I don't hide every one of your posts.
Got to go out for a errand fellow memebers. Hopefully this 9fag has gets over his tantrum soon. It can't be good to be this upset over one thread that easily can be ignored if not interested.
>>28678837
Man, you guys must feel like you have friends for the first time.
>>28678842
Parliament has always been under constant attack. He'll move on, they all did.
>>28678852
>>28678838
Shut up tripfag
>>28678841
Cry more faggot. Your tears are delicious.
>>28678842
I hope you get hit by a bus
>>28678861
Maybe theres a good reason.
Take it to /soc/
>>28678861
Is frontiersmen a new party? Never seen it around or even heard of it.
>>28678861
Explain your party stance further fampai.
>>28678868
>>28678870
You've also never heard of being loved, or even liked.
>>28678861
The Proles are restless
>>28678883
>>28678875
He wants to eat ALL the cocks
>>28678884
And you're autistic
>>28678900
Minutely reminded to play in traffic and huff kerosene.
>>28678900
The doctor says I'm very gifted senpai
>>28678913
This manga is longer than I remember.
Oh well, I'm not stopping after it anyways
>>28678870
Nah, it's a relic. I founded the party during the first parliament, and it failed. I copypasted the name and trip, it just happend to be there.
>>28678928
>>28678918
He said special, not gifted.
Go back to deviantart you fucking furry
>>28678936
>>28678934
I wish some cyanide just happened to be there for you.
>>28678934
Well you're always welcome to REE if you feel like joining a new party (as long as you're not a norman).
>>28678946
You know why I chose this manga?
This is what your houses look like. Your mothers are horrible housekeepers.
Yo. Any bills I should be aware of?
>>28678963
>>28678957
You're all normies.
Only wannabe normies circlejerk
>>28678973
>>28678971
>Bills
Legislate some more cocks into your stomach
>>28678986
Oh wait, you have no power.
You're just deluded into thinking you matter
>>28679010
You're all nothing.
you mean nothing and you're worth nothing.
>>28678971
The most recent bill was the normie classification bill which failed. Welcome to REE by the way. If you come up with any good bill ideas be sure to post.
>>28678957
I appreciate the offer, but have to decline.
>>28679031
Kill yourself
Classify yourself
>>28679038
You should decline to live too.
>>28679038
No problem friend original
>>28679031
Thanks. Spent about an hour deciding between the Cyborg Federation or REE.
>>28679038
What is the Frontiersmen party? I can't see a wiki article for you.
>>28679100
>A wiki article
So much fucking autism
>>28679088
>Too dumb to type an original comment
>>28679100
>What is the Frontiersmen party? I can't see a wiki article for you.
I'm going to quote myself:
>Nah, it's a relic. I founded the party during the first parliament, and it failed. I copypasted the name and trip, it just happend to be there.
>>28679100
Good to see you made the right choice. I think cyborgs and robots can live in harmony, but normalfags are where i draw the line.
Friendly reminder: The one and only president is Konata.
>>28679127
You're neither.
You're all normalfags pretending you arent rejected by your precious little peers
>>28679121
kill yourself
>>28679165
There is no president.
Youre fucking role playing faggots. Go back to gaia
>>28679165
2D must approve of this very much
>>28679188
Go roleplay somewhere else
Try tumblr
>>28679188
Just went through my folders and found one of the first parliament threads archived, back from when the idea sparked on /pol/. By the way, has anyone seen Illusive Man around?
Join the Pacifist National Socialists today if you want to join an agenda of improving robots health and social contacts!
>>28679219
Hopefully he did the right thing and jumped off a bridge
>>28679239
Good luck to you friend
Fish somehow hasn't realized that 4chan offers the option to auto-filter specific post, so I don't have to read his presumably autistic rants.
>come back and see the thread gone to shit.
at least Chappie was good
I think we need a waifu protection bill.
Something along the lines of
-If an anon claims a waifu in a thread, that is their waifu and no other anon may contest
-No bullying someone over their waifu, but smugposts such as
>Not as good as my waifu
Are fine
Any ideas on what else to add to it?
I'm back.
Has anything happened besides that retard edgeposting and ruining this thread?
>>28679739
It should recommend to laugh at memebers who don't have a waifu.
This is a good bill.
Can you add it to the legislative docket?
>>28679739
I would support this though I have no ideas on anything to add, waifu's aren't my area of expertise
>>28679739
>>28679765
this is a good bill
Anyone has suggestions to what to replace kek with in my bill?
>>28679765
Yes I'll add it to the docket
>>28679739
Waifu's should be outlawed, all they do is suck the mana force of potential wizards.
>>28679810
What is your bill fampai?
>>28679810
dumb ass faglord
>>28679835
do you wanna fucking die
>>28679837
It's here:
>>28678200
>>28679835
I can't be a wizard if I have a tulpa/waifu?
We don't even do lewd things together.
>>28679861
I'll turn you into an eye of newt, you barbarian
Have the need for the original template used in every parliament until now?
>>28679898
*teleports behind you
too slow
>>28679861
>threatening someone who can kill you with just a thought due to their wizard powers
What an idiot
>>28679810
>Anyone has suggestions to what to replace kek with in my bill?
Depend. Do you want to get rid of it? Cum. Nobody ends their post with cum and is happy about it. It takes less than 20 seconds to get finished, after all.
>>28679892
I added it to the docket, I think we can incorporate your bill into this one.
>Waifu protection bill: Edit
An anon's waifu is sacred and must not be shamed
If an anon claims a waifu no other anon may contest.
If it is made apparent that an anon has no waifu, or is desperate enough for 3dpd they will be shunned. (I propose we use this part of this bill to incorporate the 3dpd is for keks bill.)
>>28679909
Nah, the one we use now is better.
Also, this one looks lime it has more than 100 seats, and we're at 100.
It also lacks the place for numbers.
![421uj42ui].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PPzkIRy.jpg "421uj42ui].jpg")
>>28679919
E'I NATH!
heheh, you're gibs now kiddo
*walks avvay slowly*
>>28679909
This works, though it would be better if you put the numbers next to the names
>>28679928
he's the idiot, ten years too young to face me. I can cut him into a million pieces before the neurons can fire in his brain
>>28679953
Great.
I approve of that.
>>28679953
>tfw don't watch anime and have no 2d waifu
please don't shun me guis
>>28679954
>Nah, the one we use now is better.
>Also, this one looks lime it has more than 100 seats, and we're at 100.
>It also lacks the place for numbers.
1. No, it isn't. Show some pride in the heritage of the parliament.
2. It's 100 seats, I'm not that retarded.
3. We counted. It's not that hard. But one can always but them into the colors, in white letters.
>>28679958
*millions of afterimages appear all around you
this my best technique. i've been saving for a fight like this
*your body shrinks down and explodes
with my time splinter, i reverted your body to a child. too weak to sustain your wizarding powers, it exploded from the overload
>>28679999
You're still better than those attracted to 3DPD.
>>28680008
>No, it isn't. Show some pride in the heritage of the parliament.
I could just add text at the top if I wanted to.
>>28680044
I'm going to use it and you can't stop me.
>>28679999
You should join the Wizards guild, you are still pure
>>28680027
*suddenly a voice emerges from the shadows*
you think that was the real me? HA!
*brings up his arms and brings in a thunderstorm*
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOM
*brings his arms downward to the ground and obliterates you with a volley of thunderstrikes*
a shame, you had potential.
>>28680090
I can't stop you, but I don't like that template.
>>28679999
>>28680044
Hmm perhaps, those attracted to 3dpd will be called keks, but those with no waifu at all could be left alone. Maybe we shouldn't push waifuism too hard in the government, but like any religion we should have laws in place to protect it.
>>28680152
You're right.
Do you want to join 2D?
>>28680146
>but I don't like that template.
Noted. Whoever creates there threads first wins. Like a race, but for utterly moronic autists with no other hobbies.
>>28680144
*flash steps behind you
too bad for you, that was just my afterimage. you'll need to try harder than that to stop me.
*slices off your arms
try shooting lightning at me NOW
>>28679953
i like this bill
The Slavic-Robot Party sounds pretty good. Signing up.
>>28676749
You only need 1 box black to solve this.
Put a point in front of the 3
You wizards and edgelords sure like to fight don't you?
>>28680169
Sure, I think being part of 2d would lend itself nicely to my views.
So here's the amended bill at the moment
>Waifu protection bill:
An anon's waifu is sacred and must not be shamed
If an anon claims a waifu no other anon may contest.
If an anon is attracted to 3dpd they will be known as a kek.
>>28680288
You're supposed to do it with exactly 4.
>>28680297
>If an anon is attracted to 3dpd they will be known as a kek.
Call me a kek then.
>>28680206
You leave me no choice
https://youtu.be/4cZqRzHnI8s?t=29s
>>28680152
I think this is a good idea, you shouldn't shun those of us that don't have waifus flat out. After all, if you just "get" a waifu to have one, what's the fuckin point?
>>28677817
The CSP accepts /r9k shitposters. We believe that /r9k is for everyone, with the exception of pedos.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party
>>28679739
We should enforce that all memebers state their waifus and it should be listed on the MP page next to their names. Waifuism is present in all decent boards. No true 4chan user has no waifu.
I would like to have a word with all of you immediately in the central chamber. Let's just... Switch off these cameras and have a little chat...
>>28680152
Agreed completely.
...original comment...
>>28680369
I smell a trap, metaphorically and literally.
>>28680346
There's a list of waifus here:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_claimed_waifus_and_husbandos
It should be on a separate page for ease of maintenance.
>>28680369
it looks like it's time to get this thing started
>>28680330
*catches bullets between fingers and pockets them
sorry, i don't have time to continue this right now
*teleports away
>>28680328
top kekerino
>>28680346
>We should enforce that all memebers state their waifus and it should be listed on the MP page next to their names. Waifuism is present in all decent boards. No true 4chan user has no waifu.
I like this idea, but I don't think it needs to be a part of the bill. memebers known as keks can have kek next to their name there too.
Claiming Yukari desu
>>28680403
There is an actual page for claimed waifus? Now that's what I call unneeded but wished for.
>>28680439
as you can see my trip disappears for an instant when i teleport
i'm working on a way to fix that
>>28680398
Relax, it's just something I've been... Dying... To discuss with my esteemed colleagues.
Everyone please take your seat and wait quietly while I prepare our... Topic of discussion.
>>28680455
in case it wasn't obvious
[ WAIFU WAS CLAIMED FOR THIS POST ]
>>28680328
You're a 3DPD-loving KEK, GET OUT
E
K
>>28680403
My waifu is Heather Mason I would update but my mother has installed a V-chip and that site is off-limits to me.
>>28680522
To fire up the heat, have some info - I am married.
>>28680403
Thanks. Claimed my obscure Lana waifu.
>>28680439
There's no need for rough-housing, my fellow Edgelord.
Everyone take your seat and enjoy the fruit beverage I've personally prepared for each of you.
We can only begin AFTER each of you has finished the entire glass.
>>28680549
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET >>>/OUT/
Should we add a section for keks on the waifu/husbando page?
>>28680623
>>>>/OUT/
I'm also a regular on /out/.
How has parliament been going recently?
I've had some rough stuff going on lately that kept me away.
>>28680609
What flavour?ORIGINAL COMMENTS
>>28680403
>original claim list is still valid
wew lads, I was getting worried.
>>28680648
Actually, we should wait for the proposed bill to be fully amended and voted on before we go putting a list of keks on the wiki.
>>28680609
no thanks, i only drink water and spiked ice tea
>>28680659
I was trying to create a ci/a/lition today, but it isn't going well.
We have a new bill to vote on.
>>28680713
I didn't clean that list, maybe I should remove claims from people who aren't in this parliament, I don't know.
>>28680648
That would take too much work to maintain.
>>28680609
Gee thanks bud
>Downs it all in one gulp
that was pretty refreshing actually!
>>28680678
What's your favorite flavor?
>>28680737
It's water, disregard the color. That's just the... Minerals.
>>28680757
ci/a/lition is a bit silly. Neither of our parties are heavily focused on memes.
>>28680794
*teleports behind you
enough of this bullshit.
*cuts you into millions of pieces
>>28680757
>I didn't clean that list, maybe I should remove claims from people who aren't in this parliament, I don't know.
Claims are claims forever desu a waifu is for life.
>>28680767
I feel kinda *hic* weird right now you guys
>>28680834
>Claims are claims forever desu a waifu is for life
not in parliament
>>28680845
*punches you in the throat
sorry bout this
*you puke up the drink
Now don't anybody else drink this stuff
>>28680851
>edgelord
>having any say in 2D
Don't you have katanas to clean or something
>>28680845
Whatever do you mean?
>>28680818
Drink your drink, schweb.
>>28680885
I'll fucking slit your throat if you question me again. i clean all my katanas with the blood of my enemies
Here's a maid for you 2D folks.
>>28680875
If you were a real edge lord you would have let him die, I guess you're just aposer
>>28680875
t-thanks dob I still feel kind of weird but it's going away now
>>28680909
why don't you share this toast with us, friend? i think you'd enjoy this drink the most
>>28680915
desu, you should form a Chuuni seat.
>>28680875
*casts an elusion so you don't see this*
Sorry Schweb, you've become a liability.
>>28680928
I don't kill people who might be useful to me
>>28680801
It's a old joke that I want to make real.It doesn't matter what our goal is, dank memes are what matters
Leader of the Western Wojack Party reporting...
...What the fuck did I miss? Edgelords are teleporting all around the room, some guy barged in and started throwing manga pages around, 2Ds are half the parliament...
>>28680962
yare yare, alright
*flash steps away
no time to help these fools, if they die they die
>>28680945
Sure, let me just...
>>28681021
*teleports behing you
you stay real close and real quiet and don't disturb anything
>>28681021
There's a new bill in the docket, anon take a look *hic*
>>28681047
*sip*
Now you...
>>28681047
if i take away your keikaku, will you die?
>>28681021
Drink your GF tonic before it gets warm, Wojak.
>>28681088
It would be extremelyunorganized...
The amount of politics in the parliament isjust enough
>>28681072
yeah, yeah, whatever
i'm immortal either way so it doesn't matter
>>28681036
It's too late, I flash stepped you 25 minutes ago and no one sees this because of my elusions I made them feel my sword when they walked in the room
>>28681057
Oh, you poor, poor baby. Don't you digest that drink before the rest of us have had theirs!
*subdued sip*
Reporting in Lads.
origami
>>28681158
only a little bit of that stuff got in my system you turd, luckily dob thinks I could be an asset to him at some point and made me puke up whatever you put in that.
>>28681223
>Edgelords
The first thing an Edgelord said to me was "I'd say your death will be quick and painless, but that would be lying."
For all I care you people can fuck off right away.
>>28681230
Maybe the reason you are all so grumpy is because of poor digestive health?
Maybe I can help you with that. Here, have some more, cutie.
>>28681158
it's time to put an end to this
your plans are simple minded and weak, not worth letting come to fruition
*releases my genjutsu
*you see just too late a hand stabbing through your chest
Will the definition of Normies exclude people who have been in fucked up relationships?
>>28681259
#notalledgelords
Why judge us all off the actions of a few? Some of us are... Pretty nice guys.
