>prom night tomorrow
>no date
>not going
What should I do instead, /r9k/?
>>28676338
Does it matter? You're facing a life time of nothing. You don't have any fucking idea how shitty this ride is.
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>>28676338
Sabotage the prom.
>>28676338
jerk it to tranny porn obviously.
I knew a lot of normies who never went due to breakups, significant others not wanting to go, and just getting rejected when they asked. I know a group that just got together and got stoned as shit. I went and it wasnt that great. Its just like a shitty dinner w/ 3 hours of grinding w/ slowdances muddled in. Literally no one cares a week later
>>28676338
just get drunk before you go and you'll be ok
Just get an escort for your prom.
I went to see Observe and Report at the shitty ghetto discount theater. On the drive home some inbred desert methbilly family swarmed my truck at a redlight. They hooted, hollered, and beat their fists on my windows with mad dog looks in their eyes. I floored it to escape, running over one of their feet. I drove to the top of a hill to look over the town and waited half an hour before going home so I could pretend that i went out with friends and wasn't alone
Should I get the money for tickets and dinner ($150) and pocket it all and drive around?
>>28676338
kill yourself now and end a lifetime of misery
never went to prom sat home and played wow
this was 7 years ago, dont regret it
>>28676338
hire an escort to go with you, mate, at least you're guaranteed to get sex after. It's what I did. Although, I got cucked by my escort but I don't think that counts.
Fuck with everyone else's cars while they enjoy prom.
>>28676338
A lethal dose of morphine.
Doctor's orders faggot.
>>28676338
I asked out three girls, they said no. Two were ones I thought were my friends. I spent prom playing Skies of Arcadia on the Dreamcast and considered Aika my date. So yeah go play videogames anon, its not so bad.
>>28677815
did she fuck Chad in the bathroom?
You should reflect on what happened to me:
>sad beta KHHV
>no date, declined by all the 10/10 girls I asked to go with me
>show up anyway
>everybody is repulsed by the sight of me (I'm not fat but I was "that guy", an autist)
>nobody talks to me or says hi, it's like they already arranged and got everyone into being mad at me for no reason
>father even drove the car to the place where prom was held and took a taxi home so I can maybe hook up
>I was a good boy so I didn't drink or smoke
>nobody wanted to dance with me
>try to keep a smile whole night and have some fun
>everybody went to the rich guy's house to party at around 2 AM and I wasn't invited
>drive around until I got bored, dad even filled the tank
>pick up a sandwich
>think about suicide a lot
>cry and sleep
