Why the fuck don't you have a girlfriend? It's not like you can fall any lower. You're already rock-bottom if you're posting here. Just ask her out. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>28676004
I don't want to spook her.
Because I don't know any qt azn girls, and my yellow fever prevents me from finding white women attractive
Sincerely, I don't have the drive to do it
I don't even have anyone to ask out
>>28676055
L I T E R A L L Y
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Because I don't know any girls? I am a NEET that barely goes outside and has no friends.
>>28676004
I'm not attracted to any of the girls I know, which is barely any anyway. You have to actually speak to girls before you develop feelings enough to make you want to ask them out.
>>28676004
Why would I do something I'm 100% sure it wouldn't work?
I have a nickname that prevents me from ever getting anything besides loneliness
Apathy is my only hope
>>28676086
tell us your nickname m8
>>28676108
It's fecal related, idk the right word for it (I'm not american)
>>28676130
where r u from anon ?
>>28676004
I don't like anyone senpai
I need to really feel it to get in motion but I never go outside so I can't meet girls to really feel it to begin with
I'm not interested in anyone. I cant even talk talk to people because I dont care enough. I dont even force politeness
>>28676148
I'm from the chadiest country ever, brazil
>>28676180
qual e?
>>28676194
Coco
>>28676130
Bostinha?
>>28676180
which city?curitba here
>>28676180
oh ok... rip
>>28676004
WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO? WHAT IF SHE CHANGES SO DRAMATICALLY, SHE'S BECOME A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON? WHAT IF SHE'S SO FUCKING CREEPED OUT BY YOU, SHE DOESN'T EVEN RESPOND TO A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES?
WHAT IF SHE IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTED OF YOU, SHE SAID THAT SHE FANTASIZED ABOUT HAVING YOU KILLED? HUH???
HUH ANON??? HUH?? WHAT THEN???
>>28676215
Then she's a fucking bitch and you lost nothing
1. I'm a very guarded individual so they would lose interest completely trying to get me to open up more, even a little.
2. All my hobbies are 'stay at home' hobbies, with my main one being video games. Most girls wanna go out.
3. I work as a janitor. So where's the money?
4. I enjoy my pornographic content.
5. Relating to one, I would loath to have someone who would want to change or manipulate me (i.e. guilt trips, ultimatums, blackmail, etc.)
6. The only people I really know are immediate family.
7. I dunno. All these things I could have just listed could be excuses/overthinking and that I enjoy being miserable. 'Misery loves company' it ain't at all, I got literally no company.
>>28676004
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE?? I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING LOSE??????? I'VE LOST MY FUCKING MIND TO THIS GIRL. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES HER NOW, AND HOW NOTHING, LITERALLY NOTHING THAT I DO CAN FIX IT.
FUCK YOU OP. IT WAS BETTER THAT I WAS ALONE.
>>28676238
Just fck or makeout or simply talk to another girl
Works like a charm, no kidding
I dont go outside if it isnt because of my job/have to buy groceries.
Went outside last saturday at tonight to go to bars. Was scared af before even entering a bar. Went home after an hour long walk.
Besides, im boring with shit personality, skinyfat asshole. Cant wait till my parents die so i can an hero.
>>28676238
>"dearest goldie"
holy fuck you sound autistic
>>28676215
Cant tell if male or female. The person in vid not the poster. We know hes a fag.
>>28676238
Hey man, based on how she (non) reacts to your attempts of getting in contact, I would say just stop trying. It is clear she is not going to be part of your life in this moment. Just let her go.
>>28676301
Doesn't look like a trap, but that's why they're called traps.
>>28676004
Not many virgins left, and no way am I dating a girl who's fucked other people.
>>28676238
>goldie
what the fuck is that even supossed to mean bruh? Like, "gold girl"? Why would you call her that and why would you send a message everyday?
Is this real? Or am I falling for some dumb meme?
>>28676238
G O L D I E D I D N O T H I N G W R O N G
>>28676339
her name in skype was "gold something something" your fucking retarded normie
>not spending 10 hours a day on r9k and knowing everything that happens
>"You have nothing to lose and everything to gain."
>think exactly this
>started asking girls out
>get rejected by even the ugliest
>become known as the creep
>everyone avoids me now
Thanks OP for your shitty normie advice.
>>28676373
>frogposting
looks like you're the normie here, friend.
>>28676373
I swear to fucking god this is the second time someone call me a normie in the second time I am here. Can you people stop that?
>lol just b urself XD
>>28676004
>3D is extremely boring for me in a sexual sense at this point
>girls in my vicinity do not seem like they are worth talking to
>having a gf is tied to responsibillities which scare me more than anything else, my last gf drained me mentally by simply existing
>if you actually become attached to her and inevitably break up it is going to fuck you up even more
>sex is overrated
>relationships are overrated
All I want is a good friend. I do not care who it is, he/she just has to be there. If this friend somehow develops into a gf, then it is even better, but it is nothing that I crave every day.
I just want someone to socialize with on my level, why the fuck is it so difficult?
>>28676410
That is absolutely unsurprising.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>28676410
Maybe stop being a normie?you fucking normie
>>28676427
>3D is extremely boring for me in a sexual sense at this point
How? Like, you jerk off only to hentai? To cartoon? But that doesn't make sense anon
>>28676004
I agree. Robbos here keep spouting the "be urself meme is fake" meme left and right while they wallow in their own self-pity. There has to be a girl out of the billion with enough low self-esteem to get flattered you're talking to them. They're just as slutty, mind you, but you'd be closer to getting some then if you didn't have her. Look for the insecure ones.
>>28676491
No, there isn't. Stop trying to delude us.
Not easy when you have a speech impediment.
>>28676466
Not him but I can relate
I fap to hentai like 90% of the time and that will increase over time.
3D porn is pretty boring even if you aren't into some obscure fetish
>>28676491
You gotta be comprehensive tho, most of the robots here have been dealt pretty shitty hands, so stop being so judgemental for a second, please?
>>28676491
Go for ugly girls. Top tier advice, lad.
>>28676571
Why do you think it's boring?
>>28676062
Literally lhis?
You aren't able to text right.
You suck.
Kill urself.
>>28676613
It's dry
Whenever you look at porn you see 2 or more strangers performing staged sex. In hentai you have a story most of the time. Those stories elevate te quality of the fap.
Never understood this until I played hentai games and read hentai story arcs.
The other problem with 3D porn is bad camera work but that depends on who does it.
>>28676602
If you go for ugly girls they'll assume something is wrong with you and reject you. Ugly girls expect to have to work for it. Hell, every girl wants a chase because that means they're pursuing something top tier, ie the best they can get, instead of settling for whatever comes their way.
>>28676466
Well, yes.
I can cum buckets to good sprite art any day. Even my biggest fetishes in 3D only give me mild boners though.
I focus on imperfections, lack of impact, fake acting, disgusting elements.
2D porn is nice and easy.
Maybe it is just my brain just readjusting to cope with cruel reality, if I still can get off to real fucking I will inevitably feel sad about my non-participation.
It is better how it is right now, it works.
>implying I meet women to ask out anyways
Who /antisocial/ here
>>28676702
>but that depends on who does it
Seriously, like one thing I don't like in usu 3D porn is when there's two women, which would be a good thing, but then they split the focus too much or give more camera time to one girl over the other.
In one instance I watched a gangbang video with two girls and most of the focus was on the dull blond fucking just one guy while the brunette you sometimes saw in the same shot really being into it with a whole bunch of dudes.
>>28676491
See my reply: >>28676383
>>28676004
Because I can't find any attractive chubbies.
>>28676822
I personally hate when the entire scene is zoomed in.
I want to see the whole thing sometimes and it's frustrating when they just show a small portion of the body at a time.
>>28676902
You just have to be confident, dude! Be yourself!
Every girl that u get a crush on already have a boyfriend (at least that what the ring in their right hand say)
Makes sense I guess,they are good looking why they would not have a boyfriend
>>28677315
I not u*
fuck this gay earth
>>28676238
you sir are still a fucking child.
If I remember you also dont look at all bad.
Find some m8s and hit the clubs.
i dont want to ask her out because im scared she might say yes
