You are a professor and this student approaches you after finals asking if you could bump her grade up. What do you do?
>>28675730
Tell her the retake the class and earn a better grade.
>>28675730
Only for money.
>>28675730
Tell her that if she wanted higher grades she should pay more attention in class. Then walk away.
>>28675730
Sure, let's go back in time and make you study harder.
>>28675730
Give her a lethal dose of morphine, obviously.
I tell the head of the department about this stupid cunt trying to offer sex. We both laugh and he passes her name on to the Provost of the University who recommends she be expelled for academic dishonesty. Duh.
>>28675730
if my class is mandatory for her degree
>"i'll see you next semester. study harder next time"
if it's just an elective
>"let me worship your feet and ill give you a c-"
>>28675730
>I don't curve grades. It's unfair.
Imply some sort of sexual innuendo and invite her back to study at my place.
She would arrive at my premises at precisely 8pm and enter the house guided by my hand, I would lead her to a dimly lit room where my friends await.
I would hand her a pair of dice and a character sheet, tonights night is all about D&D and improving your characters skills.
>>28675841
10/10
Orginalo Faggo Commento
Dear Mr. Professor, I didn't feel well when we did the test last week. Would you be willing to tutor me for the test privately and let me retake it then?
>>28675901
I charge $100/hour
>>28675901
Any more pics of her?
I need to fap to her
>>28675901
THAT'S DOCTOR PROFESSOR TO YOU, I DIDN'T GET THIS PHD TO BE TALKED DOWN TO BY UNDERGRADS A QUARTER OF MY AGE
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I HAVE GRADING TO DO
>>28676014
spoken like a true tenured professor. glad there's another one of us around here
>turn to her
>look her dead in the eyes
>"WE GOTTA INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS"
>"CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVERIES"
>"WE GOT TA MOVE THESE"
>"REFRIGERATORS"
>"WE GOT TA MOVE THESE COLOUR TVS"
>then get back to what i was doing
>if she keeps it going, i'll give her a HD
>if she doesn't, i'll disregard her request
gotta be fair now
>>28675730
you want me to bump your grades?
...only if you let me bump your rump
wait, i need to enlarge something first
It'd probably go like this.
>>28675730
Call her a retarded faggot and light a smoke right there in my classroom.
This is my fetish
>tfw I don't have the guts to approach my professor
>>28675730
tell her she is too old but if her younger sister could provide me a "service" i'll do it
>>28675730
>"Dear diary: jackpot."
>"You want a better grade?"
>"Ok, Imma need 1k in cash"
>"And I'll need you to give me some of that"
>"Everyday for a week"
Nah I'd just politely tell her to fuck off
>>28675730
I Tell her to get off my board
>>28676195
Bump for dire straits bro
>>28678364
I knew that I knew that from somewhere
/sultansofswing/ here
I'm 25, when I was 13 I remember public access played almost any tape sent to them without screening. A senior girl in hs was explaining while bent over how she let her teacher fuck her in the ass to pass
>>28677876
SMBC is fucking god tier
Not gonna risk a cushy career for that
>>28679325
>have tenure
>fuck her
>don't change her grade
>>28679351
>implying you can get away with that in this age
You'll go to prison not just lose your job
>>28679453
>prison
>for consenting sex between two adults
>>28679493
Shell call it rape and off you go
>>28675730
she's obviously making some candid camera.
her jew advocate just knew about your 6-figures bank account.
you're doomed even if you escape without saying anything.
Look , you don't deserve the A. You can take the class again and study harder next time but I will under no circumstances bump your grade. In my class you have to earn the A.
Tough situation. If you refuse she could cry wolf and ruin your career anyway, so I guess you might as well have some fun with her.
>>28675730
I teach and a student came barely dress to my office
>>28679351
>>28679453
>>28679519
>2016
>not having several public senior moments and claiming senility
Literally the perfect crime
>>28679579
I've seen this pr0n
>>28680548
And then...? Mate come on now..
>>28675763
>morphine
>not carfentanyl
Not even trying desu.
>>28681148
She was wearing toe sandals, the shortest shorts and a strapless shirt. Perfect tan. Collar, pony tail and big big begging eyes. A smile on her face
>>28681148
Tall as me on those flat soils, long legs perfectly tanned up to her p. Brown eyes and hair, beautiful face.
I left the door open.
>>28681148
Let's say pic related but the shirt neck was lower, the shorts ended at the p. level and she was far more beautiful.
I tried not to look to her legs.
>>28675730
Cuddle her by the fire
>use sexual eye contact
>tell her to come to my house 9:00
>she knocks on door
>i can't wait.jpg
> she asks what i want
>[tell her to read me a bedtime story, check my bedroom for monsters and tuck me into bed]
>>28681148
She wanted to skip one lab session. It was the first one. She told me he had already a ticket to travel back home.
It was not important that lab session, especially for her group of advanced students (she had brains too). Defensively, I allowed her to skip it.
Tell her she needs to do the extra curriculum that I have place at the website that I have.
If she can't focus ask her if she would like to join the study group you have created in order to help students who are also wanting to get their grades up.
Watch over the students while finishing off your work until you tell them they need to leave in order for you to go home.
Go home and hang myself realizing that I'm a fucking loser who will never be a teacher.
>>28681148
Then I realized there were end of summer festivals in her hometown that weekend.
She personally handed the last report at my office. It was winter... Guess what was on her sweater...
>>28675730
Realise I'm dreaming, become lucid and immediately fuck her
depends. I wouldn't raise her grade for sex, but I would for a high enough bribe in cash, weed, or booze
