Hey anon ! Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?
It's a banana and a whole load of spaghetti.
>mfw me and my boss went to have coffee with his collegue actually carrying bananas in our pockets because our hands were full
>>28674406
wtf
arms too bony
hands too long
forehead too long side ways
mole on face
one grey hair on her left shoulder
>>28674406
It's actually a banana, you see my actual dick's too small to resemble anything remotely close to that. It's something you'd never be happy with and would probably laugh with your friends about, probably because you're just another worthless whore who cares for nothing but physical pleasure over any real connection to a human being. Sorry to have wasted your time, good day ma'am.
>>28674525
Don't worry, I like small weewees.
>>28674777
Fool me once...
You silly girl, why would i have a penis in my pocket?
>>28674406
Sure it's a banana, gotta have that potassium!
its a tendie, you can have a bite.
>>28674406
I wish I had a banana in my pocket, gotta get my carbs.
>>28674433
>having a problem with moles
Do you suck dicks
>>28675285
Atleast he does not suck moles.
>>28675701
I would kiss a cute mole.
