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Why is masturbating so much better in the shower? Holy shit
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Why is masturbating so much better in the shower? Holy shit
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i think it's a combination of the feeling of constantly being touched and the heat
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You should try it in the bath. Thank me later, lads.
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>>28673558
it's too distracting for me
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>>28673624
dont do this, it creates spiderweb
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>>28673669
did this, can confirm
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>>28673624
but white
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>>28673624
Yeah until it gets into your leg hair and hurts like a motherfucker as soon as it dries

Then again nutting in the bath feels amazing
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>>28673958
I got kinda scared my dick would fill up with water.

I don't like it in the shower either, I nearly passed out once because of the heat. Banged my head on the glass door.
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I struggle to cum in the shower. Always walk out with a sore dick too. Anyone else?
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>tfw detachable shower head
>hold it under me so the water stream tickles my balls as I fap

Literally the tightest shit
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>take 10 times longer to cum
>feet get tired
>dick too slippery from water
it sucks nigger what are you talking about
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>>28673669
>nut in hand
>turns to web-jizz
>have to exit shower to clean hand

FFFFUUUUUUU
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>>28674368

what water were you talking about?
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>Tfw 16 years of mastrubating 5-10 times per day clouched on my computer chair has caused me to be unable to reach climax in any position other then the slouching sitting position
>unable to climax on my back, standing, sitting or anything inbetween uless it's exactly in the right position as my computer slouched.
>Will never be able to climax during sex because of this if i ever fuck a girl
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>>28674866
like you were ever gonna fuck a girl.
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>>28674887
Hence the if I ever
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>>28673558
Are you kidding me? Fapping in the tub is the WORST. It's harder to cum and I lose all sensation.
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>>28674804
You know

The one coming from your momma mouth pretty boi
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>masturbating without visuals
>better
NO!
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>>28674368
>feet get tired
just how many hundreds of pounds do you weigh?
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>>28674929
>get porn on phone
>load video
>get plastic sandwich bag
>press play on video, put phone in sandwich bag, seal bag
>hang sandwich bag in shower and get in
>masturbate
you're an un-innovative fuck aren't you?
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>>28674929
>he doesnt close his eyes and generate lewd images
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>>28674866
I had a similar problem when I was 14 and I could only cum by putting a pillow under my mattress and then fucking it. Had to teach myself the normal fapping method.
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>>28675037
That's how your phone overheats.

Just get a water-resistant phone case.
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>>28675037
Too much fucking work
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>>28674917

mom never spits on me
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>>28674337
This. Don't even need a gf anymore.
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>>28674912
water is ironically a terrible lubricant
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>>28674912
>using the word fapping unironically
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