>this elf elf appears in front of ur room like this and asks you to cum inside of her
how would you react?
I would oblige and not find it strange, elves are experts at detecting lewdness.
>>28673472
only if she pushes a dagger deep into my chest and whispers nice things into my ear
or some unsettling shit preferably the second one
so i can die with fear
I would ask her to leave because she is interrupting my video game and depression time.
>>28673472
Well I suppose I would do it then
actually if this situation actually happened to me, like a girl appeared in my house and asked me to cum inside her, I would insist on using a condom
>>28673472
>tries to make a move
>exude beta behaviour in the process
>mfw she ends up banging Chad down the street
Fucking knife-ear, can't you see I'm busy ERPing in my video games?
Impossible, I don't have a penis.
Call her a degenerate because sex is meant for serious relationships, but if she's dealing with a sexual emergency I might be able to make an exception.
>>28673472
I would be amazed that elves are real and ask her to explain how the fuck she got to this world and if there are other elves here.
I'd cum in her and tell her we're married now.
>>28673472
Around elves watch yourselves
never trust those pieces of shit
>>28673472
do it obviously
then reincarnate in the next life as an elf tomgirl
>>28673472
>ywn cum millions of half humans, from your peepee
>>28673547
>I don't have a penis.
but do you have a bf tho?
>>28673586
cute post v nice ty
>Why me?
>Whats the catch?
>Go to bathroom to was yourself and trim pubes
>Make 50 push ups to tone my muscles
>chew super strong menthol gum
>fuck elf elf
>>28673734
if you just want a pump you curl, you don't do pushups retard
>>28673764
Push ups pump up my whole upper body much harder than curls. Also i dont have dumbells in my bathroom.
>>28673779
>i dont have dumbells in my bathroom
and what do you do when you're taking a shit then?
0/10
>>28673792
Im just browsing 4chan at my phone...
>>28673803
>not doing military presses to get shredded and push sit down at the same time
baka
>>28673472
"I'm not a machine baby, how about you give me a massage first?"
>>28673472
"Whatever, I've got nothing better to do."
>>28673734
>tone
consider suicide
>>28674311
I just forgot a "pump" word. Sorry.
>>28673734
>>chew super strong menthol gum
Why not just have a mint?
>>28674341
You're right. I rarely use the word so i forgot its a different thing.
>>28673472
PURGE ALL THE ELVES
>Insecurities and autism kicks in.
>Super Beta mode initiated.
>Starts sweating. Near crying, panic attack.
>Shuts door, curls up into a miserable ball in the corner.
>Crying and swearing profusely.
God, i hate being a Betabot...
>elves
Garithos did nothing wrong
>>28674977
the hero we needed
>class in 10 minutes
>I'm rock hard
Thanks, OP
>>28675360
woa cute elf
>>28673508
This, but I would dress her in cute clothes because I'm very uncomfortable around naked people.
>>28675360
How many years do we have to wait before we can experience this in VR?
>>28675360
>tfw can't download pic, because under South Australian law it is CP due to breast size
>>28675527
if you're seeing the image, you already downloaded it
>>28675527
>can't
yeah because police are omniscient omnipresent beings that know exactly what everyone in the state is doing at all times right?
lmao fuckin lawcuck not doing what he wants just because someone tells him he can't
inb4 edgy
>>28675629
>Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster.
Someone else uploaded it, I do not own the file. Only becomes illegal when I download onto computer.
>>28675677
>Only becomes illegal when I download onto computer.
how do you think it's showing on your screen
>>28675360
everyone in the thread including me would've done this
came on her before she even got her pants off
>>28675700
It doesn't count as illegal when looked at through browser, only when I go *right click, save image*.
>>28675702
>deleted
what did you mean by this?
>>28673472
I like to think that I'd be put off by the girl initiating. But she's already naked. And I'd notice the ears. I might agree, so long as ahe is my permanent elf qt gf afterwards.
>>28675493
0.
https://my.mixtape.moe/phzphs.webm
http://exhentai.org/g/935427/16e62bf3f8/
>>28674977
>wc3 is being memed in 2016
RETURN OF WC3?
>>28673472
I would spill my spaghetti all over the floor, things would get very awkward and she would leave without taking my virginity.
>>28673472
grab the fucking elf by her ears and throatfuck her, then proceed to fuck her pussy, then mouth, pussy then mouth.
I would be cumming all along /dat 26kv libido/ sperm oozing everywhere from her mouth, nose, pussy.
While this song plays in the background:
https://youtu.be/KOik8PCF6IU?t=29m39s
I would fuck her until passing out.
>>28673472
Call my tranny gf and see if shes ok with this girl being our surrogate, if she says no ill offer her food and clothes and a place to stay if shes homeless
>>28676454
>tfw can't find my discsGood thing I registered the game on my battle.net account :^) time to go play it
Another one bites the dust>>28675759
That's the dumbest thing I've heard
>>28675527
m8 im an ausfag aswell and i have imported onaholes with loli box art and have loli posters in my room i don't give a shit
Kill it. Make musical instruments out of its bones.
>>28673472
WHY AM I NOT GETTING A BONER!!!
Am I beyond saving lads?
>>28673472
>how would you react?
I'd cum in my pants and begin apologizing.
>>28676151
nice one anon
comment was not original.
Capture it until my gf arrives and make it eat out my gf.
>>28673472
It's a trap, she's going to capture me by the penis and then drag me off to her lair to devour.
>>28677783
>>28675360
>>28676151
I'm not even sporting a semi.
Should I kill myself?
>>28673472
"I don't racemix, honey."
>>28678008
What if it follows Elder Scrolls rules?
I'd put my cock cock inside her
>>28673472
Tell her I'll do it for $1000
roll my perception check
