Cuck-a-doodle-do
Better hurry up. Traffic is slready congested.
>it's 4am here
>I don't have to be at work until noon tomorrow
>my commute is a 15 minute walk
tfw work from home
Jokes on you, I was fired last week.
5 more minutes, anon. I'm not ready yet.
>>28673172
>tfw salary slave
>Make 444444444+ money every day
>just end it
>>28673172
i fucking hate these threads
every morning i get up and browse for 15 while i take a dump
its not even funny
fuck off
>>28673172
Thisis the second largest congestion I've ever seen.
>>28673172
>have to get there early today
How 2 get neetbux pham?
Morning fellow NEETy, what have you done to help out wagies today? Last night I took a nice relaxing and long hot bath and made sure to keep refreshing it with hot water until it ran out. The wagies in my building waking up this morning will get a nice cold shower to jumpstart their day now.
*yawns* you can thank me later wagies but now I think I'll take a nice nap in the sun while you commute to work.
>>28673863
DELETE THIS
ORIG
>>28673794
get diagnosed with autism or schizophrenia then apply for PIP & ESA if you're in the uk
>>28673863
>he's so poor he shares a water heater with other tenants
>work only two days a week
>in work right now and want to kill myself
How do wageslaves do it 40 hours+ a week? I feel like shit after my two days.
>>28673993
after a while you just get numb to the whole thing
life doesn't even seem real anymore
i exist only to work and make money, but money doesn't even matter because i don't have any time to spend it
>>28674245
you might get to retire at 70 though. imagine all the fun you'll have in your old folk's home
>>28673645
i was still here before you
>>28673172
>MOM I MADE THE THREAD AGAIN