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Sex is overrated
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Today I lost my virginity,and sex was fucking lame. Worst than fapping. Maybe is because I have phimosis but who knows
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Probably because you're no very good at it
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>>28672187
> he fell for the "sex is the greatest thing in life" meme

it's not even in the top 10 best feelings you can have.
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>>28672209
And? The chick did all the work.
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>>28672228
But even fapping feels better. I didnt expected it to be so lame. Maybe is phimosis,who knows
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>>28672234
so you got only half of the pleasure tops.
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Get the FUCK out of here you stupid fucking normie. You aren't going to fool me.
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sex is terrible, do not do it again
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>>28672281
Why? She sucked,and she ride me mostly. I also tried other positions,but was pretty bad at them,so she told me that riding would be for the best. My phimosis didnt help either,as she had to control herself a bit,to not injured me. I could barely get hard too.
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>>28672289
Would a normie have phimosis and tell you that sex is lame? I am a robot,just not as autistic as others
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>>28672187
But did you cum on her face though?
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>>28672332
FUCK OOOOOFFFFF NORMIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE wow how the fuck is this comment not original
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>>28672397
No. I came once on her mouth,and the second time I couldnt even cum. I had a weak boner, all the time and bleeded a bit. Fapping is faster and feels basically the same
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>>28672409
I have over 10 stirner memes in my phone, I am not a normie by any measure
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Sex is totally overrated
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>>28672187
>phimosis
That sucks.
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sex is pretty lame the first few times until you get a hang of things. then it's fun.
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also helps to not fucking jack it every day op
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>>28673130
Guilty. I jacked off twice yesterday. I could barely get hard today.
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>>28672463
>bleeded a bit

That shouldn't happen if you're a boy
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Sex is overrated trash. If you want to assault your pleasure senses and truly have something that "feels good" then just take drugs.
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>>28674584
I have phimosis. It was that. Didnt hurt tho
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>>28672187
sex is just 2 people interacting

how good it is depends on both of those people
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>>28672187

>he fell for the sex meme

Congratulations OP.
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>>28674832
>he fell for the sex meme
Half of this board is about tfw no gf. It serms that I wasnt the only one
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