>make fake dating profile
>come across girl with fucked up face
>don't want to be an asshole and flat out ask her what's wrong with it
>start texting back and forth
>she's actually really fucking cool
>pretty sure I'm the only person to be so nice to her and not even act like anything is wrong with her
>she finally tells me what's wrong with her
>It's a tumor
>she's also in a wheelchair but can walk
>none of this is really a deal breaker for me do to how fucking chill she is
>pretty sure she's in love with this fake person I've created
>I know I need to stop this before I hurt her worse than I'm already going to
>she tells me her birthday is a few days away
What the fuck do I do guys? I'm aware I'm a piece of shit.
>
>>28670535
post face dude
>>28670535
Just tell her the truth you fucking faggot
>>28670535
fake your profile's death
>>28670558
>say I don't want to hurt her anymore than I have
>dude post face lmao
>>28670535
post face. also do something like this:
>Dear grill, I have to honest with you. Before meeting you, I had no hope for dating prospects. I created a fake profile. However, our talks have been genuine. Here is my real picture
Just be honest.
>inb4 OP sends a pic of himself and she blocks him for being sodishonest
>>28670535
>none of this is really a deal breaker for me do to how fucking chill she is
you're delusional because you're a lonely fuck and she's the first person to ever pay attention to you in a long time.
>>28670535
>make fake dating profile with fucked up picture I found online
>talk to as many guys as I can
>one of them is desperate enough to bite. He's using an obviously fake profile.
>pretend to be in a wheelchair
>tell him that my birthday is soon in hopes that he'll buy me what I want.
>>28670535
>If I knew I would like you and care about you this much I would have done things differently. I created this account because I didn't have the courage to post myself. This is what I actually look like; [insert your best picture, get a pro photographer to shoot you if necessary]. I understand if you never want to talk to me ever again. I wish you the best but I hope you give me a chance. I really like you and it would hurt to lose you.
Now post that face fag.
>>28670691
I was hoping this was the case but I checked and she is actually real. I wish it was that black and white.
Send her a gift anon I bet it would mean a lot to her
>>28670535
no such thing as an ugly girl anon, some are just less attractive than others.
come clean about it being a fake profile and see if she wants to talk with you still after.
>>28670535
>"sorry I only date humans"
>block account
no mercy for roasties. I guarantee she wouldn't be so talkative if eggman had messaged her.
Op here
this is the level of shit I'm dealing with
pls halp
>>28670838
I just can't do that to her anon
Op here again, here's my face. Pls no bully
>>28670968
litteral 7/10
8/10 if you try having less dead eyes
>>28670631
This!
(Fake profiles are used so much nowadays, that there are hardly even creepy anymore)
>>28670968
>Jimmy Neutron
not op
>>28671001
you most be ugly as fuck to think that's a 7
10/10 hair genetics to
>>28671066
you may be right, the way he tilts his head and looks like he has no confidence is making him lose point subjectively speaking
>>28670939
Lol ar u catfish
>>28671066
I do have nice hair, thank you.
>>28671084
How do I make it look like I have confidence?
>>28671137
stand up straight and don't tilt your head to the side like that unless you're smiling
>>28670535
How fake are we talking?
>>28671168
Thanks man
Warning original comment above
>>28671090
no im a trout :^)
>>28671210
very fake
web of lies type shit
>>28671261
That didn't help me understand at all.
>>28670535
Can you post an example picture of her, not an actual pic as 4chan is merciless but someone who resembles her enough so I understand what you mean by fucked up tumor face?
>>28670558
>>28670631
>>28670715
Face for those wondering
>>28670968
You're fucking with us, right? There's nothing wrong with you. You're not Chad thundercock destroyer of pussy, but you're conventionally attractive.
Girls like >>28671311 are dating guys like >>28670968
Jesus christ the dating market is fucked for men.
Reminds me of that girl with downs who friendzoned another potato and was together with chad.
>>28671307
see>>28671311
fgfhfff
>>28671311
g sus
>>28671261
Did you make a basic cookie cutter chadfish profile or you really put in the effort to create a unique fantasy person with hopes and dreams and insecurities?
>>28671311
Wohooooaaaaaaa!
>>28671357
basic chad that snowballed into fantasy
>>28671311
Why doesn't she just get it removed?
>>28671331
Ugly people don't make threads, they already know they're ugly
>>28671398
asked her and she said it would grow back. I'm no expert but I think it could be removed and plastic surgery after to make here whole again
>>28671398
Because of the large amount of blood vessels on her face and the probable disfigurement that results?
Or maybe she just can't afford it
>>28671455
>she just can't afford it
I really think this is the case. I legit wouldn't mind paying to fix her.
>>28671481
Would you do it if she became a Stacey and never talked to you again?
>>28670535
What you should do is post this on a better board
>>28670715
This is great poetic stuff and I would normally support this but fuck this guy don't do it, you lied your way in, you need to lie your way out. You're way out of her league and there is no way you're going to stoop down to her level and pity date her. Since she likes you, forcing her to pretend to be friends would fuck her up even worse. Since you created a romantic fantasy with her you need to end it like you would a romantic relationship. Something along the lines of "I ran into my ex at blah blah and I realized I wasn't ready to give up on her yet, I know we have something good going on but I'm not ready to move on yet etc." Easiest way to let her down, from personal experience.
>>28671517
the lord giveth and the lord taketh away
>>28671517
Not him but I would. Honestly that thing looks like cancer and like it could probably kill her. I would feel bad if it killed just because I was selfish and wanted her all to myself.
Fucking truth.
How bad are you? If not find an anon that's sort of ok in your area.
>>28670535
Come clean, reveal who you actually were and blame the fake profile on shyness if you have to lie. We all know you look good and she likes you.
If she likes you then you can make it work, if she doesn't then you're off the hook.
Do it for all the random cunts out here like me. pls
>>28670939
>I'm not use to your sense of humor yet
OP confirmed for being unable to communicate without memes.
>Baby,
Shit. I miss having a sweet loving girlfriend. Feels bad now to have felt so good in the past.
>>28671331
>tfw not too different
>people have told me I'm an ugly piece of shit and laughed in my face
I'm just 5'10" though. Maybe that plays a role.
>>28670939
>has the nerve to complain about your humor
Anon consider this:
She's doing a reverse catfish because she's a really pretty girl and considers it a good filter.because women are retarded and can't be proactive instead
>>28671569
Yes. be a good cuck and pay for stacey :)
>>28671694
I'm only 5'11", people call you ugly and you look like me? :((
>>28671331
:^)
tfw you accidentally send the tumor photo to the girl you're talking to and have to find a way to explain why.
God I'm dumb.
>>28670535
>>pretty sure she's in love with this fake person I've created
>>I know I need to stop this before I hurt her worse than I'm already going to
how different is the person you have created to the real you. because you could just be honest to her like she was honest to you, you know?
>>28671870
>this post
I came here to laugh at you
>>28671899
because?
originatu commentaro
>>28671455
>isolated blood vessels
>people still buy this medical meme
Amputating limbs full of arteries and veins has worked out just fine. Doctors say it so you waste money on other treatment, like with fat people they refuse to remove blubber yet will slice them open to remove half their stomach ( so they eat less by force ) and cause throat cancer.
>>28671311
AHAHAHAHA
OP YOU SAD FAGLORD WTF
OP what the fuck you look so fucking good man. Just date a plain 6/10 girl who's also nice, you really don't need to go for a monster.
Of course that girl is nice, she's starved for male attention.
>>28672468
>>28670968 isn't op, it was me. I derailed it. Thanks for saying I look good though :)
>>28671137
Don't try to look like you have confidence, just HAVE confidence. Literally just pretend to be confident and you will be
>>28671311
Tbh I probably would go out with her.
I'm so fucking lonely.
>>28670968
What photo are you using on the fake profile OP?
>>28670535
Bro you did nothing wrong, she was looking for Chads and then found your profile and you even given her emotional support (as a good cuck would do) so don't feel bad, tell her the truth and if she looks mad tell her to fuck off. At least she won't remember this after she is dead
>>28673024
I'm not op, I'm just attention whoring. Thanks for the (You) though
>>28673070
pretty sure he found her and not the other way around.
OP here guys
I showed her my real pic and
She said I was ugly and that I shouldn't lie online and she disconnected
Still haven't learnt my lesson
>>28673296
Should have sent her mine man ://
>>28673193
Chances are you're not the guy in the photo either
I've seen that qt's face way too many times on here
>>28673353
Have you? Well I am the guy in the picture. I've posted more on /soc/ though
>>28673389
Fuck you I've seen this picture in so many unrelated threads it's not even funny
>>28670535
You're not a piece of shit. But don't ghost her. Take her out on a fun date. Something I like to do is go to a restaurant/bar and instead of ordering dinner, sample all the desserts on the menu. Just like order each one, 2 at a time, and share with her. Make sure the place is really crowded and loud. When you're done, decide together what your two favorite desserts were. Then stand up and try to get your server's attention from across the room. When he sees you, point down to the plate and yell out to him "We'll share two more!" He probably won't hear you the first time, so you'll have to point to your date and yell louder. "TWO MORE! WE'LL SHARE!" You might have to yell a few more times before he understands you. Keep pointing to your date and yell as loud as you can: "WHEELSHARE!!! TUMORE!!!!!!!!"
>>28670535
don't worry bro she's probably a stacy who made a fake profile to see if someone will love her for who she is
yeah op take the elephant man out on a date
>>28673656
Nice one.
NETHERLANDS
>>28675217
God please keep that monster away from me
>>28670968
Look at this fucking shit. I swear after this if anymore roasties complain about not 'finding' (selecting) a bf. Fuck hypergamy and fuck the female life easy difficulty.
>>28675592
yeah except op is lying
>>28671311
I was going to say that you should date her, but looking at that picture? Hell nawh man, have some respect for yourself. Look. Take her out on a date, be nice or whatever but then you need to make up a reason to dump her. Tell her that you "just didn't feel that spark" or "need some time for myself" or some other shit. You need to fix this bullshit.
>>28670968
I dont know why but you remind me of Todd Howard
>>28675953
I dont know why but you give off the impression of Nott Showard.
>>28671311
EWW WHAT T|HE /// FUCK /// EVEN IS THATR?
youtube.com/user/randomanonymouspeopl
>>28670968
Lmal that ass-chin,those ears,that retarded haircut,those clothes,you look like the kind of kid everyone bullies at school. Robots are just being kind to you cuz you actually look like one of them,7/10 my ass,5/10 at best,average as fuck.
>>28675967
Hehe, Nott Showard. I get that
>>28675990
he's almost as fucking disgusting than his fucked up tumour gf
desu they would go well
this might be the only chance of poon this guy gets. sad really.
>>28676003
He is not OP tho,i just needed to post it cuz he was acting all hot shit cuz one gay robot told him he was attractive,and then he will go outside and get his confidence crushed for life by a 6/10
>>28671311
she's purty. do it op. but if your country drives on the left side of the road, you drive. if your country drives on the right side of the road, make her drive.
>>28671311
is that roadkill
>>28670535
>claim guilt over catfishing some girl
>>28671311
>post her picture on r9k for her to be ridiculed anyway
Ugly people have ugly personalities.
>>28676372
ugly people pretend to have SJW views and then creep on underage girls.
>>28676391
I don't have SJW views. I just use SJW terminology to trigger /r9k/ manchildren, you shitlord.
Laffing @ you OP.
You could aswell give her the cold shoulder and comfort her with your real profile.
Or get another girl there are literally billions out there
tell her who you really are if she doesnt accept you she's some kind of hypocrite i guess
>>28676372
>tripfag opinions matter
>implying
>>28676416
Uh, no. That girl is posting her deformed face for everyone to see, meanwhile OP is hiding his own non-deformed face just because he's a pussy who doesn't want his feefees hurt by being told he's ugly.
OP is the only disgusting individual in this situation and nothing can change that.
>>28676428
It's not an opinion, I only posted 2 factual accuracies that collide with each other and as such prove that OP is a piece of shit.
>>28671311
Fucking Christ dude. Just tell her you're fake and delete that profile.
>>28676407
hey, at least you chose the right accusation to defend yourself against.
>>28676438
Daddy!
What have you done with your day so far?
>>28676521
I've learned that arguing age of consent with /r9k/ is completely pointless. I can point them towards cold hard facts ad infinitum, but they'll still preach it to be pedophilia. Lost case.
>>28676543
>woke up at midnight
>had a 2 hour nightwalk
>met an unsociable hedgehog on a train track
>went for a run before heading home at 3AM roughly
>had some breakfast
>worked out for 30 minutes
>had a shower
>worked on a financial plan as part of a marketing project from trade school
>played red faction guerrilla for about 3 hours total
>all while funposting on /r9k/
>went to school for 8 hours
>just came back an hour ago
>had dinner
>now posting this
>>28676852
>arguing age of consent with /r9k/ is completely pointless
as opposed to the general population, which i'm sure is very receptive to your ideas.
>>28676852
Oh. I didn't know you were a britfag, Daddy.
Please elaborate on the unsociable hedgehog.
>>28676904
The general population isn't dumb enough to attempt arguing with the law. They might disapprove, but they're not going to claim she's underaged.
>>28676909
I'm Dutch.
I saw the silhouette of the hedgehog in the pitch dark, tried to get a reaction out of it but it wouldn't react much except shying away further and almost rolling into a ball. I sat down with it for a few minutes waiting for it to do anything at all, then got bored, pushed it lightly with my foot to make sure it wasn't actually dead. When it started walking I was satisfied and went on my way.
Hedgehogs are cute.
How has your day been Anon?
>>28670535
Give her some friendship enjoy hers and then if you have to tell her you dont want romance thats the way it is.
>>28671311
this is a true fembot
>>28671311
How do you want your face senpai?
>>28676982
My day has been boring and uneventful.
Did morning yoga/pilates and then bought a fucking $13 salad at the grocery store, they had freshly squeezed papaya juice on sale today so I felt a bit better about being swindled.
>>28677129
Wouldn't making your own salad be a lot cheaper?
I don't think I've ever had papaya before. I only recently tried out avocados which turned out to be a more enjoyable to eat kiwi. Would buy again.
I was planning to sleep soon but I'll stay up for a while longer as long as you keep replying.
>>28670535
Tell her you have a fake profile because you have a low self-esteem, she'll be able to relate. Admit to all of your lies. DO NOT TELL HER YOU JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS UP WITH HER FACE.
She'll likely accept you if you apologize and the you guys can be a RL couple. You go, brobot!
>>28671336
>Girls like >>28671311 are dating guys like >>28670968
...and he's embarrassed to show her his face.
The dating market is even more fucked up than you said.
>>28676246
>f your country drives on the left side of the road, you drive. if your country drives on the right side of the road, make her drive.
wHY?
>>28673656
If you just made this up all by yourself - you are a true memsmith. Be proud of your work.
>>28677211
Good point on the salad, but how the fuck is an avocado anything like a kiwi besides being green?
People have tumors like that removed all the time, she's just lazy
THE SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS
ASK HER OUT TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TO ORDER CAUSE YOULL BE LATE
BUT DONT ARRIVE
ROASTIES BTFO
>>28677631
this. a good sneeze would take care of that shit.
>>28677631
>She's just lazy
She suffers horribly every day having people looking at her like she's a monster
Somehow I think there's more to it than that
>>28677631
maybe she is keeping it on purpose to weed out guys who only like her for her looks and not her personality?
>>28671311
>bitch with a face this fucked up will still get male attention , dates, love, sex
This is why I have no sympathy for women.
Hope that bitch dies a painful death
>>28678028
that's not very nice. you sound gay. gay people are mean.
>>28678093
I'm as straight as an arrow.
You're just being homophobic
>>28677475
So you can't see the tumor, retard.
This is why you don't ever want to feel troll's remorse. You don't want that to fucking happen.
If you plan to do a bad thing and then turn into a moral faggot you are a complete bitch.
>>28678544
what's a tumarytar?
>>28677211
Yes but I always buy those pre-washed pre-cut tubs of spinach/kale/spring mix because they're easy, and then I won't feel like a salad for about a week.
The lettuce goes bad and I feel bad about it.
I have to start putting lettuce and spinach into all of my dinners to get rid of it, it's gross and I get sick of it.
The cycle continues.
>>28670968
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU FUCKING NORMIE
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
