>my dad found the suicide note
W-what do I do?
>Uncle Roy found the chimpout bag
>>28670487
act on it fast so it doesn't become defunct
>mom found the cum toaster
>>28670487
>Miss Jeff found the thesis on the morality of transgenders
>mom found the squid bucket
>>28670487
Say it was for a friend
>Tom found the cock trumpet
>>28670487
tell him its just a prank bro
>>28670487
>Trump found the beaner basement
>>28670487
mom found all my she-male porn
>mummy found my mother ntr eromanga printouts
>Oneitis found her pictures on my cellphone.
>>28670487
>Beatrice found the devils proof
>Brother found my trap clothes
>>28671069
and , and ?
>Hans found the Hebrew attic
>gf found the other gf
>mom found the incest porn collection
>>28670487
Kill him instead, and yell "Gotcha!" It'll be a hoot.
>>28671794
Write his name under the suicide note
>nana found my poo bottle
>mfw this actually happened
>>28671816
>this actually happened
you expect me to believe you shat in a bottle?
>>28671834
it was a 2 liter ice tea bottle, the opening was probably slightly bigger than a plastic milk jug, not like a coke bottle or something.
>>28671834
Different anon, but during my shut-in days I once pooped in a plastic bag and then kept it in the closet for like a week.
>>28671816
This is when you fake your death and start a new life under an assumed identity in Malaysia.
>>28671883
did the poos get shaped into a small circle like playdough through those squeezy things?
>>28671912
>fake your death and start a new life under an assumed identity in Malaysia.
Fugg why this sounds so comfy.
>aunt hellen found the nozzle wrangler
>>28671912
she lived through WW2 and she said this was the worst thing shes ever seen.
>Cheka found the counter revolutionary writings
You will never find the bodies.
>>28670487
Headmaster Targus found the mucous boots
>>28670487
>Snape found the cum wand
>>28671907
So you're a normie now?
>not pooping in bottles makes you a normie
You bet it does motherfucker.
>>28672768
>anon found the gulag
>>28673122
The other day my landlord was fixing the plumbing in my bathroom and I had to piss but I was too awkward to ask him to leave for a minute so I pissed in a drinking glass and then poured it into the sink.
I'm definitely more of a normie than I used to be, but still not fully normie.
turn 360 degrees and get outta there
>>28673670
so you'd be facing the same way you fucking retard?
>>28670487
grandma found the waifu shrine
