>tfw no serial killer boyfriend to favor you over his victims.
What kind of boyfriend do you want, r9k?
Fembots and Robro's allowed
>>28669851
I am a cereal killer can I be your bf? xD
>>28669875
N-No Anon.... It's not enough
Shit, I'm a straight guy but I see where you're coming from
>BF comes home in a wrinkled, blood-spattered suit
>takes your face in his bloody hands and kisses you
>take out his rock hard murder boner
>make passionate love all night
>>28670288
Y-YEAH.
Thank you for seeing this from my view Anon
>>28669851
Does a hopeful genocidist count?
>>28670371
Yes it does, Anon.
I like that.
>>28670398
Baby, I'll murder so many plebs. I'll raze their cities. Then we can go for a swim in the gardens.
>>28670425
Oh My... <3
Anon, Idk what to say
>>28670460
Just say goodnight, cause I need to go to bed. I'm tired as fuck.
> tfw no effeminate shy boy to dominate with my overbearing imsecure personality
> I'll make him uncomfortable by being sexual just so I can watch him get embarrassed and be a gentleman about it even though I know he wants to do every lewd thing to me in the world
> we'll both be two sides of the same coin, him awkward, insecure and inexperienced and me boisterous, insecure and afraid of others finding out about my insecurity
tl;dr tfw asuka but no shinji bf
>>28670533
goodnight Anon. sweet murderous dreams.
>>28669851
If i become a murderer will I get a gf?
>>28670604
This would work if you weren't an ugly pig/nigger
Tfw no attractive gf to spit on me, hit me and peg me and tell me what to do... I don't care if I am the more dominant or the submissive in a relationship, I just want a gf
>>28670711
Strong insane men get all the grills
>>28670772
What do you mean strong?
>>28670786
well you have to be strong to kill people. What if your victims fight back or try to shoot ur grill
>>28670795
>What is taking someone by surprise with a hammer to the head, sleeper hold, knife to the chest etc
>What is poison
>What is gassing them while they sleep
Just use your imagination
>>28670711
>If i become a murderer will I get a gf?
Plenty of serial killers and spree killers get girls after them. Mostly because the women are of the sort "I can change him".
>>28669851
>tfw no nationalist gf who shares your traditional values
>tfw no stalker to eventually be everywhere i go.
OH MAN. OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!
>>28670844
What if we don't want them to change? Being on the run with superior murder boyfriend could be fun and adventurous.
>>28670844
Probably not worth the jail time. Also if girls knew someone was a killer so would the cops. Doesn't work out. Unless you go up to a random grill and say "hey bby you know I kill people, want my dick?".
>>28670904
only normies would turn them in, desu.
>>28670288
isn't this basically the premise for Sweeney Todd
>>28670945
that movie is gay.
>>28671008
I never saw the movie, but I saw a play/musical adaptation of the novel.
Chances are if it's a Tim Burton movie it's probably pretty gay
>>28671105
It's a tim burton movie. it's terrible.
>>28669851
ironically it seems most robots would actually murder for a girlfriend
>>28672687
I could only hope
>>28672687
only if a gf was guaranteed.
>>28673104
It could be guaranteed.
Establish your dominance by murdering the competition.
>>28673073
>>28669851
>>28670353
> If only there was a mass shooter/murderer who would date me....any takers... anyone?
Is this chick for real sounds like FBI shillposter
>>28673109
If everyone started killing each other someone would probably kill me first, I don't know how to use weapons.
>>28669851
>>28673186
timestamp or troll
>>28673201
this isn't /b/ dude no one needs to timestamp. Go back to the Random bored you festering infection.
>>28673186
>>28673201
great now we probably will never get girlfriends
>>28673255
posts in "lol im a grill guys, who really wants a BF" thread and calls me cancer
pls go back to tumblr
>>28673268
you're a robot son
that shp sailed a long time ago
>>28669851
Boyfriend not important, accomplice in moirders would be appreciated
I want a supergenius bf who works at a high level job and is in charge of a lot of stuff.
But he's secretly a bottom slut and needs the D to live.
