Whats the point of having such a thick cock if I will never use it
>>28669169
Do porn with that monster. Be a prostitute. :P
>>28669169
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck
that looks like a dude in a hat in a body bag
what the fuck is wrong with you man
>>28669169
Are you so fat the adipose tissue has nowhere else to deposit itself than on your cock?
Wat
Th Fuk dud
>>28669169
Fuck size queens and horses. Definitely enjoy the latter.
mirin tbqh
>>28669169
seems dangerous
i guess ladies do like danger though
lmao what the fuck is up with youur cock my man
>>28669169
originaI clementine
>>28669169
tfw my dick is the opposite of that but it's been getting respectably thicker
fugk
>>28669200
I will never do that. I am ugly and fat.
>>28669204
My cock does not look weird what are you on about
>>28669295
Nothing you asshole. It's just the angle of picture. It looks normal in real life.
Fucking hell, not posting anymore pictures you are a bunch of assholes.
reverse searched your cock
look what i found
looks like some stone age culture revered your cock a long time ago
>>28669350
>it's just the angle of the picture.
That fucking gross. Wouldn't want to touch that thing even if you paid me too.
>>28669376
>>28669350
>>28669169
this thread is already gold
Has a girl ever seen that?
Is it even possible to use sexually?
>>28669169
>>28669350
take your gross photoshop somewhere else
>>28669350
>My cock does not look weird
>>28669350
i'm dying over here dude, it looks like one of those bags you squeeze frosting out of
>>28669169
T H I C C
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ORIGINAL THICCNESS
>>28669169
You can always run away and join the circus with it.
>>28669350
>>28669169
Is this erect? if not post one of it hard.
It looks like God was in the middle of blessing you with a thick piece then fucked you over by making sure nobody would find it appealing.
>>28669350
>>28669169
This is amazing. Holy shit. You are a good OP. Please post more.
>>28669432
Fucking kek.
Cock can literally impale a woman though.
>>28669350
Top fucking kek m8. The only normal part of your dick is the tip.
Post balls
yall are faggots for lookin at this guy's dick so much
>>28669487
No. It's clear everyone here is just wanting to gawk at me. I am not an idiot.
It's not a troll thread, but what OP is leaving out is that this is actually the result of Jelqiing gone wrong. Jelq fucks up your dick
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
>Dock looks like it was ran over my a truck
>>28669169
This niggas dick look like it's got the zika virus
>>28669169
Holy shit, is that how thick all guys' cocks are?
>>28669169
>>28669350
this is really a unusual shape my dude
maybe you are not hard enough?
I recognize this dick. Fuck off OP.
>>28669540
Jelqing adds length not girth anon.
Girth is only possible by injection and it looks much different then OP's cock. Look up synthol cocks
>>28669558
>>28669563
Oh, this isnt normal for them to look like this?
>>28669558
>tfw robots have thicker cocks and retards have bigger balls
>>28669549
>>28669588
Absolutely not, op has a mutant cock that no woman would want. Look at all the responses he's getting to his weird dick
Pls pls pls op show us your flaccid cock op, ur dick looks interesting af no homo
I have no idea of how a proustite would react to your dick if the finebroathers would sue her.
>>28669633
Thank god. That seems.... impossible to take
Did you dick get stung by a bee or something OP? It looks a little swollen
>>28669169
Looks like it was stuck in a blender and the tip has foreskin ripped off.
>>28669654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnWua_Cniek
i genuinely want to watch you fuck with that.
>>28669761
Lol what a waste of dick huh?
At least you can get some of DAT boipucci.
>>28669169
What a weird dick you have there anon.
Seriously.
>>28669761
That's a nice cock. I'm sorry your parents circumcised it.
>>28669169
>>28669350
Cancer dick?
Facehugger pod from alien? Seriously though if you aren't like 350lbs + you should see a doctor.
that isn't OP's dick and it's been injected with shit to make it thicker
>>28669350
"normal" yeah ok
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
Commentes originales muchos
>>28669169
>>28669350
You have a tumor in your cock.
>>28669210
It is fat but it's been injected.
It's what porn stars do.
>>28669169
>tfw your dick is a comfy NEET pepe
>>28670728
>>28670728
Man, I am a doctor and I've never seen a dick like that. If he's symptom free and has always been like that it doesn't need to be checked out but...
OP, go see a doctor. You'll be the most interesting patient of the week.
>when they botch the girth surgery
>>28670890
So it's legit penis enhancement. What are the side effects?
I can't believe i'm still seeing this fat deformed chode omg
>>28669516
>Doctors are faggots
Grow up retard
I'm pretty pencildicky at 8 inches 5.5' girth, yet seeing this doesn't make me feel any better. Just makes me feel really sad that you feel bad about your dick like I feel bad about mine.
>>28669169
this is weirdly hot
try posting it on /hm/ and ask what they think of it
>>28669169
what the actual fuck did you inject synthol in your dick or something?
this, my friends, is a chode
>>28669350
Porn might be the fastest and easiest way for you lol. There's always some weirdo out there who is willing to watch something even weirder. You don't even have to show your face.
Have you ever fucked a girl with that, OP?
>>28669350
I don't understand, how is that even supposed to fit in someone? Maybe the sides of your families have two different dicks and yours got a weird match
> my condolences
>>28669350
>My cock does not look weird
Your dick isn't suppose to look like a cone.
>>28672592
Adding on to this, how do you even walk normally with that? Where does it go when you're wearing pants??
>>28669761
This picture is making me feel things I should not feel.
>>28669350
Mate, you post something somewhere where anyone can see it and remain anonymous, you can't be surprised by this
your pecker looks funny op
>all these newfags thinking this is OP's dick
/r9k/ is finished
>>28669350
>g-girth over length ;_;
fucking hockey pucks lmao
>>28669350
if that went into a woman i dont think she'd survive
>>28674431
I doubt it'd even make it in
I really wanna suck that thing! Looks so yummy..
>>28669488
Here's a ciggie pupper. What a cute doggy.
>>28669589
I always refer to this image as outlast.jpg
>>28669350
>it's just the angle of picture
my fucking sides
>>28669350
>it's just the angle of picture. It looks normal in real life
come the fuck on /r9k/
>>28669350
LITERALLY CAN'T
MAKE
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
bsbshmdj
>>28669589
>you now notice the battery
>>28669350
What the fuck is wrong with your dick man.
>>28674465
like a watermelon trying to fit into a coffee mug
>>28669169
The joys of circumcision, mutilate your child today!
>>28675162
I'm not sure that guy's dick is even circumcised. I don't see a clearly-defined circumcision scar.
Either way his penis is unusually thick. I'm not sure it would even be possible to have sex with a penis like that. Maybe?
OP, I want to play with your cock. Where are you located?
>>28669547
under-appreciated post right here, to be quite honest with you, family.
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
Origiorigorignal
This shit has been posted on /b/ like daily for a long time. Its not original, and apparently it was injected with something to make it so crazy abnormal, like those dudes that inject synthol into their biceps to make them 35 inches.
One day this dudes dick is going to explode.
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
(A real good ciggie cunt)
if you're as fat as you say you are i bet your dick has the same shape as you.
>>28669169
uhhh...
looks horrifying desu
That looks fucking disgusting OP
>>28669169
I really want to watch you destroy a girl vagina with your gargantuan dick, OP.
>>28669169
Kek at least you have the satisfaction to know that when a woman will tell you "you are the thickest I got" It will be actually the truth.
that thing is a coke can
>>28669350
bruh see a doctor
>>28669169
>>28669350
>My dick looks normal
I almost died from laughing OP
>>28673030
Fucking finally. Took like 100 posts for someone to point that out.
I see this posted all the time. If you don't recognise it you must be seriously new.
>>28676179
Yeah, I've seen this pic around. Still reminds me of a coke can.
>>28669558
So do I but idk if that's good or bad that I recognize random internet penises
>>28669488
Heres a cigge pupper
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POSTING IN THIS EBIN THREAD FOR THE /R/4CHAN SCREENCAP
>>28669488
Heres a ciggie pupper
here's a beerie too
>>28669169
Dude...how do you even get a boner with that, I bet you feel it swell up and you can hardly walk
Anyway I think most women will gladly take it
>>28676447
I honestly hope you die
>>28669350
FUCKING KEK
GOLDEN THREAD
>>28673030
Fucking this.
I don't come here often, but even I recognize that dick.
>>28669350
>my cock does not look weird
my sides went on vacation
>>28669350
I'm not going to make you feel self conscious about your dick, but wouldn't that hurt whatever girl you stuck it in?
Or would it fill them up good?
that's questions
I know this isn't OP's dick, but if a guy ever pulled out a cock like this in front of me, I don't think I could hold back my revulsion. I'm a sizequeen, but that thing is a disgusting abomination. It looks like the top half was cut off and is growing back like a lizard tail.
>>28669350
After some observational analysis I concluded that (rather obviously) it's the shaft-girth to head size ratio that is the problem.
Once that is fixed you're looking at a pornstar quality piece.
>>28678373
too baed he's fucking ugly piece of shit
>>28678373
It's pretty short for porn, even with the girth.
>>28678423
implying actors have a dick bigger then 5inch
>>28669495
>normal
>circumcised
>>28678373
did you really photoshop a strangers dick to look more aesthetic?
>>28678468
wait would you not?
>>28678448
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
I can't believe this thread is actually happening.
>>28669480
IVE MISSED YOUR POSTS DUDE.
>>28678468
>/r9k/
Home of the original comment by the way.
>>28669350
Bahahahahaa wtf is that thing
>>28669350
Fembots/fags of r9k, would you suck/fuck this guy?
State your genitalia in your response
>>28669488
Who even takes these pictures of dogs doing human shit?
>>28678723
See
>>28678557
I have a vagina. Gay guys seem a lot less picky about dicks in my experience.
>>28678756
>I've missed your posts my dude
????
I wanna know whether or not you'll fuck/suck OP.
Would you?
>>28678879
Completely misquoted, apparently.
>>28678346
>>28669169
that is fucking disgusting also you're clearly obese so how about you lose some weight instead of whining about how no 8/10 girl will see your dick
t. fag
>>28669169
this is gross/hilarious. You should be asking whats the point of having such a think cock when it looks so derpy
>>28669350
It looks like someone cut off the tip of your cock and now it's trying really hard to grow it back.
>>28669169
is dat some synthol
