>Parents kicking me on Friday
Would putting a knotted belt over my door and just slipping the loop around my neck and sitting down be enough to kill me?
>>28667687
Try and get back to us.
>>28667687
dont do it anon. Become a homeless robot. It will help focus your pure hatred of normies
>>28667702
I tried before and read that you can cut off a vein and pass out within a few seconds. Didn't happen, but I'm at a point were I'm just going to go through with it no matter the pain.
>>28667737
Already have a pure hated towards them so no reason to have more hate. Especially since hypothetically I do become homeless, I would have to rely on them.
>>28667781
so instead you cop out and die? how old are you? dammit dont let them beat you like this. were born into this world suffering and lost. This is just another reason to go on. just in the slim hopes you can make their lives more uncomfortable. thats whats been getting me through these years.
>>28667687
Steal money, buy nade, decapitate yourself with it. It's not like you'll live to get a spanking for it m8.
>>28667687
My parents kicked me out too. I have lived in a van with solar panels and wifi ever since. Haven't spoken to family in years. They are dead to me.
>>28667745
There is a 0% you're killing yourself. Quit being a drama queen.
>>28667869
Is your van down by the river fampai?
>>28667905
No I am parked by a lake at the moment.
>>28667842
That's some retarded nhk bullshit
>>28667848
might try a murder suicide, but I couldn't rob a gun store or anything because I have no gun. That's why I'm hanging myself instead. Also can't because family is alive and don't want the cops to break in after seconds of hanging
>>28667687
>kicking me
Kick them back.
>anime cuteposter being kicked out
cool
>>28667955
It's just unfathomable. The anime guys are usually such winners.
>>28667955
>i hate teh anime xd
Neck yourself normie
are you a virgin anon? and if not do you think you are even slightly capable of pleasing a woman?
>>28667687
Yes. There's a very popular video of a Swedish guy livestreaming his suicide by doing just that. It takes a lot of willpower, though.
>>28667991
I don't hate anime.
I hate you for using low resolution cute screencaps to soften the retardation and emptiness behind your online presence.
Have fun with your belt.
You wanna die a virgin OP? Gimmie your location I'll offer you my pure boi pussy.
>>28668018
I just hate anime
>>28668005
>virgin
>r9k
You already know the answer
>>28668031
Doesn't matter because fucking some qt won't make my life magically better
>>28667917
You could always stick C4 to your legs wrap the noose around your head in the doorway and detonate it.
Beats sitting and would probably look funny as fuck.
please take this, sorry, I cant tie it for you
>>28668065
Modern anime is pretty shit though desu.
Just made to encourage unthinking sex driven pedophile incels like OP.
>>28667687
Barricade your room with enough food and water to survive for a couple months
>>28667687
Why are they kicking you out? Is this your last chance for real this time? Would you still want to kill yourself if they let you stay on the condition of having a job?
>>28667687
>Would this totally destined to fail cry for attention attempt at suicide kill me?
Fuck you. Do it properly or shut the fuck up, cunt. Run out in front of a train or a truck. Jump off something really high onto something really hard.
>>28668065
Giving hideous people a sex drive was definitely one really fucked up cruel joke.
>>28668119
>destined to fail
It's been done succesfully before
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=63e_1327975286
>>28668076
Where would I get c4 by tomorrow?
>>28668102
I'm over 18 so I think they could call the cops and force me out.
>>28668104
Because they think that it will be a wake up call since I've been a neet for some time and yes, neet life has made me more depressed and suicidal then my high school days.
>>28668119
Wrist cutting and pills are the attention seekers.
>>28668180
Grab some gas, some propane or some shit like that and threaten to light the house on fire if anyone tries to get in
>>28667687
Seeing these threads always makes the catalogue being half full of wagecuck shit worth it.
>>28668180
Or you could hide in the fridge at night and freeze to death.
>>28668169
ah, seeing death online still makes me feel dizzy everytime.
>>28668092
I've never seen anything or anyone remotely attractive associated with anime.
>>28667687
What state do you live in op
going to jail for a bit might help.
>get fit
>get job
shit pay
>can learn skills
>have programs to help ex-con get jobs
>become productive member of society
>>28668138
But why the cartoons?
>>28668180
How old are you? Beeeeeee honest.
>>28668214
>ass raped by Jamal
You really think this anime manchild would thrive in prison?
>tfw stories like this even if fake make me laugh
actions have consequences, attention whores. should have done something with your lives.
>>28668214
Illinois, but I really don't think becoming a criminal would benefit me at all. I've given up on myself years ago and now my parents have too. I'm pretty much done at this point.
>>28668242
20, been a neet for two years.
>>28667687
Kick them back, OP.
>>28668286
fucking hell they're kicking you out at 20? You're fucked, they'll eat you alive out there.
>all these white knights and anime haters
GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28668286
20. You're a child.
Still your parents are doing the right thing. It's sink or swim time anon.
>>28668364
*scratches nuts*
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>28667687
You should make a list
>your skills
>your work history
>your qualifications
>your education
And based on that brainstorm possibilities on what to do
>>28668180
>Wrist cutting and pills are the attention seekers.
Anything that isn't as close to 100% guaranteed to kill you is attention seeking, you stupid cunt.
>>28668337
He's an adult man. He's had two years out of high school to get his shit together. This is all his fault.
>>28668368
>a child
Get fucked.
>>28668503
You're literally an adolescent. The human brain isn't even fully formed until 25. Your life is just beginning.
>>28668503
He's a fucking child. There are people on here who are nearing their thirties and are still children. It's a mindset, I doubt OP has what it takes to live on his own.
>>28668503
I wasn't making excuses for him. 20 is young. It's not a licence to sit on your ass all day and feel sorry for yourself.
>>28668536
>fully formed meme
brains always developing senpai. also a 20 year old can be a manchild but not an adolescent. anything after 16 is starting to break away from being some innocent kid.
>just beginning
OP's life will never begin, he's a bitch.
>>28668569
Eh. You never know. His parents kicking him out is the right thing to do though. Enabling him to flounder indefinitely would be foolish.
>>28668559
what do you think it even takes you dumb cuck? is he wearing diapers too?
>>28667842
Actually he could make his parents make feel fucking miserable. They deserve it for making him homeless
>>28668536
>omega millennials tell themselves this to justify their abject failure to develop properly in adulthood.
>>28668559
He's a grown man. Stop making excuses
>>28668600
Probably. Wear are you OP? You dead yet? Post pics already.
How painful is a stab to the chest or heart?
>>28668607
>Implying they're going to care that their worthless son has stopped being a burden.
>>28668627
yeah you are right they probably wont
>>28667687
i dont know where you live anon , but they cant kick you out if you refuse . they would have to evict you , and dependiing in where you live that could take months . if they use violence get a restraining order!
>>28668609
No youngfag. I hate manchildren as much as anyone. But there's a reason they pick 18 year olds to storm the beach at Normandy and wear suicide bombs.
>>28668620
Incredibly especially if you hit the sternum.
>>28668616
I'm here, I said I would probably do it tomorrow because I don't want them walking in on me tieing a belt noose.
>>28668648
Brilliant way to alienate your family for life. Super smart.
>>28668609
>excuses
I'm just saying it like it is. While none of us know OP. A 20 year old robot NEET. I'm gonna assume yes he's a child and probably has no idea how the world works. That poor baby, I just want to hug him and keep him as a pet.
>>28668659
Drama queen much?
>>28668609
i've seen 28-30 year olds still doing that "i don't know how to adulting XDDXDXD" thing. i'm getting paid twice as much as most "kids" my age because i simply asked for it while a lot of people are still justifying their dog shit life as a learning experience.
>>28668648
>being this retarded
He's not a tenant. He doesn't have the rights of someone paying rent to a landlord. Holy fuck, stop being stupid.
>>28668649
Yes, they pick them because they're adults.
>>28668678
And I want to kick him in the teeth as hard as I can. You're not saying it like it is, you're enabling an omega male.
>>28667687
Get a job.
Find an apartment with roomates for lowered rent.
Youll grow up and understand life
T. Guy who spent 2 years doing that after leaving home with nothing
>>28668702
>they pick the because they're adults
Kek. Yeah I'm sure they had lots of success recruiting 40 year olds.
20 is young. Young people are stupid, and idealistic, and emotional.
>>28668698
What's your point? Fuck those people and fuck you for using them as an excuse.
>>28668737
They had plenty of success recruiting men of all ages.
Do you understand how volunteering or the draft worked at all? Try not being stupid before you post.
>>28668702
>He's not a tenant. He doesn't have the rights of someone paying rent to a landlord. Holy fuck, stop being stupid.
It doesn't matter. If he lives in europe his parents cannot just kick him out. I know of a case like this where the parents where forced to take the son in again because a judge decided so. I am just too lazy to look for a link. I think it happened in france
>>28668702
You're wrong. In most states he would be considered a de fact tenant, and would have to be properly evicted.
Ignorance meets arrogance.
>>28668725
You absolute bully, he'll be dead tomorrow anyway, you know maybe, probably not.
>>28668781
*de facto
>>28667687
1.Shotgun to head
2.Pistol/rifle to head
3.Jump from somewhere high, land on head
4.slit own throat
"Attempting" is womanly. Women try to commit 3x more, yet men kill themselves 3x more than women.
Bite the bullet. Go out with fire. Escape. BAM DEAD. That fucking fast. None of this crying and "attempting" shit. JUST
DO IT
I think it'll work. I had a friend who an heroed with the string from the window blinds. It isn't that difficult to kill yourself through suffocation as long as you have enough willpower.
>>28668768
Nigga please. There is a reason those guys are young as fuck.
You're really a stupid asshole. On a broad ideological level, I actually agree with you, but you've been a fountain of misinformation in this thread.
>>28668771
>my anecdotal story I can't provide any proof of that happened in one single country means I'm right.
You have no dignity.
>>28668781
A tenant pays to be a tenant. Nobody is going to care that two parents are kicking out their manchild adult son.
>>28668808
>Women try to commit 3x more
i bet they count those cry for help pretend suicides as attempt too. that would explain why they do it 3x more but succeed less than men, they just do it for attention
>>28667687
>what is an exit bag?
>>28668783
No we won't. He's an omega asking for attention and talking about trying to kill himself in the least viable ways.
>>28668833
You just provided us proof that you don't have any idea how the justice system works
>>28668842
>they just do it for attention
Does that confirm OP as a pretty girl? Pretty OP show us your face.
>>28668737
and more physically able to do shit. who wasn't partying 4 times a week and able to still fuck for 2-3 hours every day even after getting wasted? i'm 25 now and i can maybe last 20 minutes before i get tired, only a few whiskey drinks before i want to go to bed, and if it's not friday i don't even try to go anywhere.
but the reasoning is more about how 18 year olds don't usually have other commitments. being a soldier on the front lines doesn't take much of anything and if it was somehow reasonable to get older men it would be just as easy.
>>28668828
Those guys were men of all ages. Stop confusing the stupid war movie you've watched with facts. All able bodied men of a wide age range were eligible to join and so.
The only stupid asshole here is you, you moronic cunt.
>>28668740
im saying millennials are garbage and my life is easier because i give a fuck.
>>28668702
>He's not a tenant. He doesn't have the rights of someone paying rent to a landlord. Holy fuck, stop being stupid.
Landlord here. You're wrong. In a lot of states it's difficult even kicking houseguests out if they don't want to leave. Have to do it formally.
But holy fuck stop being so stupid rah rah rah...
>>28667687
sweet sleepys dogggo
buy Insulin and syringes put the whole bottle in you 100% dead before you wake up, painless too, unless you eat like 80 tubs of icecream
>>28668833
He would simply have to call the police.
You're pretty blowhardy for being that ignorant.
>>28668858
The only thing I've provided you with is objective proof you're fucking stupid.
Do you understand what a tenant is? It isn't a family member who contributes nothing to his parents house.
The most effective way to hang oneself would be the drop hanging method. You're more likely to break your neck and severe/severely damage your spinal cord which is what your aiming for. The good old fashioned hangman's noose will do the trick, but it's recommended that the knot goes under your chin. Because of the placement of said knot, your neck is more likely to break leading to a painless death. Of course killing yourself is probably the worst solution to your situation, but if you can do it then eh.
>>28668921
That's not the way the law works anon.
You're insufferably ignorant.
>>28668889
A child living in the family home is neither a tenant or a house guest. Do try telling a judge or the police you have the right to live with your parents as an adult. See how that works out for you.
>>28668911
insulin is probably the best method for suicide, mix it with something like heroine and you have a guaranteed painless method
>>28668912
And the police will laugh at him and side with the parents and at the very best offer him time to pack up and leave. You really don't understand normal people at all, do you?
>>28668953
IT DOES NOT MATTER
You don't have the right to live there, but they can't just throw you out in the street. You have to formally evict them.
Try learning instead of running your mouth.
>attention whore makes thread
>turns into a legal debate over living with your parents
never change robots
>>28668950
Do go ahead and explain your deep knowledge of how an adult child living at home does in fact have tenancy rights. I'm waiting for you to actually present something beyond le that's not true maymays
>>28668842
Most suicide attempts are vies for attention, anon.
>>28668977
No they really won't. I'm a landlord. It's a detailed process.
I never understood the kicking out thing. My parents would never do that to me. They should be forcing you to write out a resume and driving you places to apply, force you in the right direction. I know this because I have done much parenting in my time.
>>28668994
Good luck with this when your parents get sick of you and kick you out and you try your retarded I have rights shit on them.
>>28668997
Has there ever been a thread on 4chan that didn't derail totally after 10 posts?
>>28669014
How many times are we going to go over the simple fact his parents aren't land lords, you fucking moron?
>>28669003
Anybody staying in any domicile for a certain amount of time has tenant's rights.
Details vary by state.
>>28669030
>don't leave because you have rights
>parents use force
>you call the cops on them
problem solved. is it fun pretending to be retarded on 4chan of all places?
>>28669030
The parents will win. They just have to go through the process. Smh.
>>28669044
It doesn't matter. If your anyone stays at your house for a certain amount of time they have tenant rights.
Google it. Educate yourself. Jesus.
>>28669014
no fuckrag, unless you're underage you can be legally kicked out at any time
>>28669065
>calls the cops when parents kick you out
okay now you're just baiting
>>28669098
you can't even read. no wonder you don't understand law
>>28669095
Nope. Dead wrong. Google it.
>>28669116
If you aren't paying them and contributing like a true neet then they have every right to kick you out if you're over 18
>>28669047
Nothing I have googled says this. Please provide just one clear example of this being true.
>>28669065
>Implying you have those rights
Burden of proof. What rights?
>>28669068
They really don't.
>>28669091
Do you honestly think this extends to family. Instead of telling me to google it, provide the evidence or admit you sre wrong.
>>28669095
http://hubpages.com/money/How-To-Evict-An-Adult-Child-From-Your-Home
>>28667687
Just find a better way to end it. Get sleeping pills and a bunch of pills that will kill you.
Make sure to take too many, you don't want to wake up in the hospital.
>>28669145
I can keep going
http://forums.officer.com/t158870/
>>28668967
I've been thinking about it for my self, never thought of heroine seems like it would be a little better. I was just thinking just get an iv drip tube stabit into the bottle of insulin (only need to get poked once) and just slowly fade into a sleep that ends in death
>>28669183
How pathetic. Ah well, have fun getting thethe police and courts involved like a petulant brat when your parents rightfully evict you. If they have any sense they'll counter that you're unstable and threatening and get a restraining order against you.
>>28669116
Nigga I can't be fucked right now desu.
Just give me the details.
In Burgerland, your parents can legally disown you and dump you on the state even before you turn 18.
What's stopping them from kicking your ass out of their home once your of age?
Hell, I knew a fucker in high school whose dad was a landlord, and he said the same.
>>28669153
Just gimme the gist. Be back in a few, out for a cig.
Tfw chad dad beats you up and kicks you out, not even letting you pack up or take anything
>"we paid for it is ours, now leave our property"
>suicide by cutting off blood and oxygen to your brain
enjoy vegetable life. No train tracks or tall buildings around?
>>28669341
Carotid compression is actually a goat tier suicide method, unless you're stupid enough to get interrupted.
>>28668844
A suicide method that is guaranteed to work and therefore can't be used to try and gain attention like wrist cutting.
Does anyone have the copypasta about the guy who's parents kicked him out, then a bunch of awful shit happened to him while he was bumming cross country until a bunch of indians took him into their little group? Then eventually his parents found him again? I feel like it's relevant to the thread.
