W-What's the best way to suck a coc robots... I-I just want to be the best slut ever!
>>28667228
use as much teeth as possible
Come to my house and I'll show you.you better not be a girl
>accidentally come to /r9k/ out of habit
>first thing i see is gay
stay gold ponyboy
Wait your turn, skank! I've been looking for a cute awkward robot boy to teach me how to suck a cock for months but none of them will give me the time of day!
It doesn't even have to be big! It just has to be attached to a cute shy robot boy! I'm dying here!
>>28667261
true this.
girls are the absolute worst at blow jobs, the one thing their made for they suck at, or don't at, well whatever, I had a boi suck me, or at least I fantasized about it and it was way better than fantasizing about a girl sucking.
>>28667319
Are you a girl? I will let you suck mine either way
but it helps if you're a girl
>>28667319
Why does it have to be awkward? I'm awkward but I don't know how you suck a cock!
>>28667319
>tfw I would actually consider letting an anime poster suck my benis while stroking his hair
Loneliness kills the robot
I'm turning gay, this board is turning me gay. Just put me out of my misery, I'm ready to go.
>>28667295
This board was already pretty gay, but it's gotten inexorably gayer in the past month.
>>28667471
Will do, goyim. Give me your address.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>tfw no delicious meaty cock to suck
>tfw no tasty cum to swallow
I don't know either! I want to figure out how to be a good sissy!
>>28667499
>>28667502
STOP IT
STOP THE GAY
Me forcing your head down on my cock
>>28667496
>good goyim
>browse /r9k/
>they hate women just like you
>women are disgusting
>you'll be much better in a non-reproductive relationship
>>28667533
I unironically believe jews are responsible for all the gayness soiling this board.
>>28667519
no anon, embrace the gay....
so gooooood
>>28667558
Indirectly. They're responsible through media output (music, TV, movies) that increases the likelihood of people to be gay by normalizing homosexuality.
Pornography in general contributes, but cuck/bbc and tranny/trap porn is the big part. Jews control a significant part of the porn industry, after all.
>>28667228
Assuming girl... if you're a guy I don't see how you can't be a natural at blowjobs. You know exactly what feels good already. I know this because I'm a bi man who happily swings both ways and in between. Gay men give the most amazing blowjobs ever. There is no comparison.
Pretend the inch of skin on the bottom side just back of the head is your clit. That's the happy spot. Also think about how you like to be eaten out. Slow. Teasing. Don't try to race to the finish and don't grip too hard with your hand. Disregard most* of porn. Porn BJ's are done for what looks good on camera, not what feels best.
*The type of porn that may be helpful is edge play style. The kind where the girl gets the guy so worked up she barely has to touch it to make him orgasm. But of course, like girls, all guys are different. Talk. Make jokes. Kiss him. Bite his nipples... see now i'm getting a little worked up just writing this.
>>28667319
I-is it okay if you do it with me? I'm kind of small ... but I want to do dirty things with a cutie like you.
>>28667674
Man, speak for yourself. Hands-down the best blowjobs are just skullfucking someone until you come. Make sure they haven't eaten anything in a few hours.
>>28667769
will they throw up or something?
>>28667769
That's not really a blowjob at that point, anon. kek.
>>28667228
By practicing with the barrel end of a loaded .45
Don't forget to squeeze the balls.
>>28667819
After enough times of washing puke off my dick, I learned to do this in the morning or after a few hours' warning. Yes, they'll throw up.
>>28667853
Well, you know. Normal blowjobs are boring as hell. If I want some gentle stimulation, I'm the world champion at that shit.
>>28667228
>>28667674
It's as this gaylord says. Target the frenular delta and head for huge damage.
Work the shaft when you think he's getting bored. Cup the balls. NO TEETH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
>No awkward NEET robot bf to slap his fat cock against your face and feel the warm pre cum splash on your face
Dammit. This board's fucking me up worse everyday. Good.
>>28668155
Good goyim. Give up all hope.
W-why am I starting to think it's okay for me to be girly and please cocks?
>>28668155
That comparison isn't quite right though. Trans guys are all over the place emotionally. It's not the same as woman-crazy, but is its own brand of crazy. The sex parts are correct.
>>28668246
Because you're weak of mind and spend too much time on the Internet.
>>28668246
its what youre meant to do, anon!
go out and live your dreams!
>>28668246
I honestly want to try sucking dick now. I just hope those fart threads don't get to me as well, I wouldn't want to become degenerate scum.
>You will never swallow a robot's fresh creamy load of cum and suckle on his limp cock waiting for it to get hard again so you can get seconds
I'd be the most disappointing dick you've ever sucked, I take like twenty-thirty minutes to come
Stick your index and middle finger in his mouth and copy what he does to them on his dick.
Can anyone help train me in becoming a cockslut?
