Can we have a high test thread? I feel like beating my weewee
>>28667096
>Can we have a high test thread?
Here is my contribution
https://www.instagram.com/pernilwyn/
ill help u beat ur weewee anyday
this is going to wind up with people arguing about where, exactly, is the boundary between deliciously thick and fat disgusting pig.
There's another fat fetish thread up
I suggest you go there
or back to //ReddiT.
Gifs and webm welcome
k here i go
starting off with instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry
most of these are just random pictures i've found on 4chan
i'll see if i have any high test webms too i guess
>>28668448
i don't remember selecting this one but whatever
>tfw no thick mommyfu to have relations with
>no thick gf
why god
Ayyy mami
this is a comment i guess
>>28668486
>tfw you see something good but you wasted a nut on something you weren't really feeling just 20 minutes ago
fugg
shifting into ass mode
here, have a few instagram profiles as well (not all of them are thicc)
https://www.instagram.com/colleengallagher_
https://www.instagram.com/yoventura/
https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit/
>>28667182
Thick and fat aren't the same thing, no matter how much pedos who like frail little girl bodies want them to be.
do anons prefer muscular or bubble asses
>>28668562
i vote for bubble
>>28668500
>tfw have a stacy female friend (from childhood) who has a generic thin body but is a 9/10
>asks me which sort of body type I find attractive
>post this and OP's pic
>she gets shocked and disgusted
TOP KEK.
i might have to take a "break" soon
>>28668486
Omg thanks
Literally haven't fapped in two days and everything in this thread I just find downright repelling
B-b-but m-m-muh testosterone and pseudofreudian ideal mating anima
kill yourself cucks
here comes a controversial picture
>>28668537
jesus fucking christ. story of my life, my guy.
how was that not original3
>>28668604
You're gay faggot.
iriginal
how's this for bubble
>>28668604
ok, so post something you like
>>28668604
why would your opinion bother me familia
i don't even know what i'm posting anymore
>>28668604
Whoa, you're sounding real superior man. How do you do it?
>>28668633
>>28668636
>>28668660
i need this thiccness in my life
OC you said you wldnot share
>>28668633
>>28668674
It's established that there is an encompassing correlation between higher testosterone levels and lower intelligence
>>28668704
ok, cool, nice, yeah, alright
>>28668695
why do people do this? i don't mean, "why do people break other's trust," because i can understand wanting to be a rebellious young buck. but what do you, anon, get out of posting this?
>>28668704
You know the high test thing is mostly a meme, right? The tragedy is that you fell for it
is an anime acceptable
>>28668800
Damn. Why are wide hips so hot?
i know i have the full picture somewhere but i cba atm
>>28668575
I think she was flirting with you, she probably took that as a rejection.
>>28668800
haha she looks like that purple mc donalds guy
>>28668857
haha not really tho
>>28668857
>triggered by the high test meme
Don't you have a pre-pubescent boy to be masturbating to?
some webms
fucking 4chan file size limitations
You have been muted for *sigh* seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28668929
Nice, keep em coming. Esp. any cowgirl position ones
mr gook moot, why do i need to put something here, no one's gonna read it anyway
>>28668975
>some chubby guy gets to fuck that but you never will
why live
>>28668980
i'll see what i've got
>>28669020
it's easier than you think
>>28669002
There are multiple boards dedicated to dumping porn. This isn't one of them.
I normally find "high test" and "thick girls" absolutely fucking abhorrent but pic related makes my dick so hard that it feels like it'll shatter.
>>28669045
i kinda feel the same way, was just hoping something interesting would come of this
i'm out
>>28669045
Well, this board isn't technically dedicated to anything. As long as the post has unique text that isn't gibberish, it flies
>>28669062
you fell for a blatant photoshop hustla
>>28668537
STOP MASTURBATING
It's ruining your life
Start nofap now and thank me later
>>28669140
Well, shit. Fuck it, she looks better thin anyway.
Anyone else look at all this girls and think of them as mommy gfs?
I literally scroll through and think to myself "She would make a good mommy, oh yeah id like to breastfeed me. Cuddle me mommy"
>>28669267
Of course, Ahmed.
>>28668777
he gets to show high test pics to his cool 4chan buddies
Animals usually mate from behind. When man stood upright, the chest became an erogenous zone. It was an evolutionary leap when humans began having sex from the front, allowing for eye contact and emotional intimacy.
A man preferring to mate from behind is usually a sign that he has a primitive brain or other ape like features, which is why niggers like ass so much.
Fucking disgusting fat cows.
>>28670662
You got it the other way around. Sex from behind makes it possible to have anal sex really well.
>>28667096
Mommy let me use your ass as a pillow and lay in bed with you all day.
>>28667155
I like your socks mommy
>>28667177
Is it time to cuddle on the couch in our underwear on this summer afternoon day and watch movies mommy?
>>28667224
Mommy you look good in those shorts
>>28668431
Thanks for dinner italian mommy!
>>28668448
Is it pool time already mommy? You have to help me swim okay?
>>28668461
Lol mommy why are you holding your dress like that? Youre funny can i have a kiss now?
>>28668482
Mommy its milk time i want to sit on your lap. Who are these people here mommy?
>>28668486
Does this feel good mommy? Youre so warm i like doing this!
>>28668500
Youre such a good drawer mommy *hugs your leg*
>>28668501
Yay mommy! I want pudding! Its all the way in the back ill hold the door for you while you reach in
>>28668517
Mommy your clothes are falling off!
>>28668546
I like when you play with me in my room mommy, just the two of us!
>>28668562
Do you want me to put lotion all over your body again mommy and rub it in?
>>28668574
*Puts hands over your eyes* Guess who mommy?! *HUGS FROM BEHIND* Your hair is so pretty mommy i love you.
>>28668582
Mommy can you help me pee again in the bathroom, i dont want to go alone.
>>28668590
Lol mommy i like when you make me watch you dance. I feel funny but good
>>28668606
Mommy do you want to make sand castles with me again
>>28668633
Wow mommy! You make the best pillow ever *giggles*
>>28668636
Youre such a nerd mommy, lets play another round of video games
>>28668660
I like when we take showers together mommy and you hold me
>>28668674
You left an imprint mommy *giggles*
>>28668733
Im glad you took us camping mommy do i have to take off all my clothes though? I do? Okay. Mommy knows best.
>>28668875
Do you want me to play the game where i ride and spank your butt again mommy?
>>28668906
Whats that? You want me to fall asleep while laying on top of you for nap time? Okay mommy
2000 wordlimit I can keep going though
>>28670703
>that pic
>totally ignores that the ass is full of literal shit
>>28671043
Shine on you beautiful autist.
>>28671058
>totally ignores that the ass is full of literal shit
Shit is not foreign to the male body. Vaginal scum is.
>>28671043
what is man
>>28667224
killmewhereIstand
Perfection
I will not die until I fuck a woman like that.
I refuse.
You saved a life today.
tb qhf am
THIS is perfecto
Grape.
>>28671645
I want plow her into the Earth's core.
>>28671043
>this entire post
im dying
DELETE THIS
I am trying to do nofpa dammit, and this is literally making it hard for me.
>>28671043
Narrated by pic related.
>>28671043
this is a new form of advanced autism
Unfortunately, most high test girls end up looking like this.
Damn shame.
>>28671898
why didnt she just do porn?
>>28671898
I actually prefer the one on the right.
>>28671803
Holy fuck laughted my ass off.
>>28671934
You realize her gigantic ass and thighs are being held in that shape by her jeans, right? The moment she takes it off, it will probably be nothing but flab and cellulite.
>>28671898
She still looks amazing.
I need to fuq :;(
>>28671947
Yes.
I dont see cellulite and flab as a bad thing. It feels really soft and comfy and a lot of times girls look hotter with clothes on or in lingerie even skinnier girls. So they dont have to get fully naked.
>>28671725
Did I make mommy happy? *blushes and smiles*
My favorite high test woman of the last couple of years: Sarah Lang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5538QYF2vE
She has everything. Giant boobs, giant ass, thick thighs, rounded preggo looking belly, she's is a legitimate MILF, and she is not a porn star. She's a singer.
>>28671898
>Unfortunately
she looks hot as fuck in the right picture even though it's not the best posture clothes and camera angle.
>>28671898
Where'd you get the right image?
![92 - Morning Beach.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.05.17_02.36.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LqjIGyX.jpg "92 - Morning Beach.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.05.17_02.36.46].jpg")
>>28669275
It takes a certain kind of woman to get that "mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy" response out of me. Only maybe one in a thousand photosets I come across (I look at a lot of porn so this is more common than it sounds).
>>28671043
What in the fuck did i just read lol
>>28668908
it's just like those sex toys
