Omegle Thread:
"Who would you choose?" Edition
Post your choices and bump for meeting robots.
tags: r9k r9komegle omegler9k robot9001
Do you have any more birdflu think?
>>28666541
This is actually hilarious
Thank you for that
I would choose Mike and fuzzy
>>28666541
Erica and fuzzy
>>28666541
make more pls
>>28666541
Easy peasy
Hack & Angel ( fuzzy man)
>>28666541
eliza cucks me with hack. easy tits and drugs.
I choose fuzzy man because he always skips me and i just want to make him smile. I love you fuzzy man.
>Creeps had to ruin /r9k/ omegle
You can't even go on without weird, should-be-shot NEETs saving your picture
Twinkies and Fuzz. See you at the bar mitzvah
>>28666541
come on robert we all know you made this thread
>>28666811
this tee bee ache
>>28666541
im 100% sure hack_blastard made this pic and the thread
>>28666811
this is true, very much so.
>>28666643
>>28666707
>>28666765
>>28666803
>>28666827
skipping hivemind
tfw all newfags but bc and king dc
fuzzy man plz don't secretly be chad
>>28667076
I want to know who this man is
What's this dude's deal? Why does he always do this with his mouth?
>>28667455
craving dat bbc, yo.
>>28666541
They're all attention whores so I'll pick the mysterious black box.
>>28667455
ive never seen him do that
>>28666636
from a couple weeks ago
>>28667455
he thinks its cute
he's an attention whore
>>28666541
I'd room with bobo and bird flu. Eliza is my third choice, cause yummy big fits. Mike is very very close to tieing for third place though. Would love to see and join in on potential autism.
Bob would be very very cool to just talk to and hang out with. Bird flu would be easy to influence, not that I have bad intentions, but he seems like the type who'd if I tell its his turn to do the dishes, he'd do them.
Can't rely on fuzzy(maybe), eliza, mike, and especially not Erica to do them shits when its their fucking turn.
>>28666541
Hack and black chad, I think
>>28667772
fuck you i'm not the one who keeps posting me
>>28666541
hack_blastard and erica, easy
>>28667999
See? That was my original choice, but then I realized what would end up happening is those two fucking each other. Youre just setting yourself up to get cucked. So I decided on Hack and Michael. Although now that I look at it again I'd probably pick bobbo instead. While Michael would be pretty entertaining, bobbo plays music so that'd be dope. Drugs from hack and then play music with bobbo. That'd be dope af
I pick hack just cause he looks cool in that one pic
>>28668112
nah desu I'm hotter than hack is and probably cooler too, so I'm not worried
Mike seems bearable between autistic fits but he'll be a changed man when he gets out of jail.
Eliza is sort of cute but will emotionally destroy you. This is a fact, something in her personality is messed up. It's why she was here despite being normie material.
Erica is insane but under the right circumstances might kill her self rather than you.
Hack is really really autistic and probably likes trains.
Others would be intolerable. I'd have to pick Eliza and Erica just out of curiosity.
I'd like to see whose pathogenic self destruction ends up destroying the other.
>>28668145
Doesn't matter man. I've lived long enough to know that being cooler and better looking isnt enough. You always end up getting cucked in the end, even by someone who is obese, shorter than you, less talented, and also really stupid. I've learned this lesson the hard way many times.
>>28666541
Ericka or bird flu twink. Not even gay.
>>28666541
Fuzzy and Hack_blastard. Never get a female roommate.
wisechan enters the picture
Talking with a qt on some random tags
>>28666541
they are all annoying retarded shit.
also you can remove the discritpion from the girls and write slut and attentionwhore.
they are not insane or crazy, they are just dumb sluts.
>>28666541
goldie should be on here desu
>>28668313
she's a bitch
>>28668406
not to me she's not :^)
>>28668406
>>28668492
I got her kik too :^^^^^^^^^^)
who is everyones omegle waifu?
Alright, which one of you faggots is this
>>28668547
depressed beanie girl aka she
>>28668547
mine is marky j thompson
>>28668547
>not orbiting yourself.
>>28668596
my jew gf
>>28668547
the elusive glasses qt, i miss her
>>28666541
can I just have 2 fuzzy men? on time rent is pretty nice
>>28668547
that one thicc ginger
>>28668206
whatever, as long as i fuck her first its cool. i wouldnt get attached
>mfw I've started chatting regularly on kik with a manic 14 year old girl i met under some other tag
>mfw she messages me daily with a bunch of random crap
>almost always replies back to me instantly
>we also skype video chat occasionally
I know it's weird but i like the attention
this girl insecurity about the front of her face is so obvious, but you can't hide it forever
>>28668785
she fucked 3 guys
sucked 6 different dicks
and still isn't sure if she's a slut
>>28668669
you mean bwahh?
lol
original post pls
>>28668814
lol, bullet dodged
>>28668793
idk what her name is but its not bwah
>>28668814
>mfw this is the cold, cold reality of very "qt" on omegle
>>28668840
she's going to keep farming us as orbiters for eternity you know. And in the end it'll either be "you bad misogynists are to blame!" or she's comfortably married to a betabux thereby beyond us
>tfw i just want to talk and everyone skips me
i-is it my glasses?
>>28668966
>>28668966
in a chat with her right now
she's 22
>>28668827
what did she look like
originale
>>28669029
brown hair, wears glasses, skin was kind of pale
>>28669087
could be her but too vague to know for sure i guess
Hello :p
>>28669193
Hi there little girl.. you seem to be new around here, allow me to be your guide you can call me big cock muff diver. hehe i don't bite that much ;)
>>28666541
Hilarious choice of pimpled Eliza pic
I'd choose Bob and hippie girl assuming blackbox is a free choice.
>>28668547
arianna/pocahontas/best girl
>tfw banned from omegle
JUST
>>28669592
thats the most plain girl i have ever met in this tag, might as well talk to a doll
you have shit taste
>>28669193
>>28669193
how are ya nipples healing
>>28666541
bobbo bc he my gas mask party bro
>>28669087
Ruby? she has curly hair and hipster glasses
>>28667076
holy shit he lives on omegle or what
fuzzy man and bobbo
hahahahaha
let the games begin!
women would drive me nuts, I grew up with 2 cray bitches, more than enough.
>>28666944
great digits, not so great assumption
check the unique IPs amigo
>>28671843
>restarting your router just to make this post
wewlad
>>28671928
>hours later
believe what you wish anon
I see many of you are falling to the lad that posts 'hurr durr hack is a samefag normie' threads every day. You're getting jewed mate ;^)
Is anyone still up? Most Americans are asleep right now
>>28671956
im teasin you lad cool it
not reading this diatribe you just posted either
love ya
>>28669905
Bob is a real legond
>>28671956
>normie
u are a normie though. youve had a girlfriend and have friends. fuck off you failed chad
Where is Jesus?
whre's the girl that called me daddy?
>>28667455
This guy is the shittiest person on the tag, skip him. Unless you are a cute white boy, or a girl, he will insult you. fucking nigger, i mean, what are you?
BUMPING THE THREAD FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
>>28666541
>jaw
>genetic
shit picture
kill yourself OP
