22 year old kissless virgin here. Ask me anything
Oh i get it, you're saying this board is full of normalfags and you are the only robot here. AH!
>>28665855
would you suck my cock?
t3o
Have you ever kissed someone before?
Are you a virgin?
>>28665855
why are you a virgin?
don't skip this question, it's actually the only one that matters
I remember when I was a kid on Newgrounds, John.
There was very lewd game I played. The main character got bored of masturbation;; and eliminated it complay and decided he wanted to go out and have sex.
You could try the same thing, John. You can always try being yourself though.
>>28665896
No. Sorry, but that's something I'll never do.
>>28665905
Hahahahaha
>>28665971
Well, let's see
>grew up without a father, so never learned to talk to girls
>loser through junior high and high School
>thus never got experience even talking to girls
I've never even held hands with a girl outside of partner dance in PE
That said, I did manage to get to know a few girls in university a couple years ago (I'm out now), but I screwed that up as well.
why haven't you gotten a prostitute yet
>>28666122
>No. Sorry, but that's something I'll never do
then leave already
>>28665855
Nice dubs.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
>>28666144
Illegal in my country. Also, don't want to die early. I know I'll die alone either way, but I'd rather live a long, lonely, but somewhat fulfilling life, than try to lose my virginity to a hooker, and get stis or something.
>>28666182
Don't know. Why?
>>28666186
so go to a country where it's legal dipshit, you're a 22 year old virgin. Ask your parents for some money if you're a poorfaggot
>>28666228
The second problem still exists.
Besides, I've got a good job now, don't need any rumors or anything of the sort to fuck it up.
The only bad thing is, dating inside the company is looked down on. Something to do with hr.
Side note, is it sad that everyone was told about this, but my boss didn't see me as a big enough threat to tell me this rule. I like to think he forgot, but it still does get to me that I'm the only who had to ask how dating colleagues worked.
>>28666122
I'd like to add that I'm not very good looking either. Like 6/10 at most.
>>28665855
>22 year old kissless virgin
That is just pathetic, how is that even possible?
>>28666208
I asked you though.
>>28665855
If i had been a chick I probably would've been like her.
>tfw almost a 24 yo khhv
it doesnt get better op...
>>28666875
Right?! Girls like this are the best
>>28666909
I know, but what's sad is that I can't help but hope that someday, shit might go well for me.
Am I just delusional?
>>28667505
I still keep hope, but its fading. I think once I hit my 25th I'll have exhausted it all.
I suppose just give it an "all out" and see what happens. If it doesn't work, then atleast you know you tried.
If you wanna learn how to talk to girls, I could help you with that. In exchange of playing mine craft together while we discuss the topic
well at least you aren't 23 like me. I'm in shape, dress okayish, below average looks. I've never had trouble talking to girls, smalltalk, making them laugh, etc. It's just that one extra step forward that they never accept. They always just want to "be friends", and it's driving me insane.
>>28665855
How big is your benis? Are you fat and ugly?
