So ladies, this is a guide on how to spot a virgin
>He does the Virgin Walk
>He wears the same clothes everyday
>He looks down at the ground
Do you guys have anymore?
>>28665642
>He's never came inside of a soft warm pussy before.
>he hasn't felt and known every inch of a loving woman before
>he hasn't been genuinely and caringly satisfied by woman
>>28665642
I know plenty of non-virgins who act that way. Even women
>>28665642
>He is loved by God
>He does the Virgin Walk
ope there's another ambiguous criterion designed to decrease the self-esteem of those who are already at rock bottom
>>28665642
>normies fear him
>chads want to be him
>women want to be with him
Jokes on you, i do all those things but im not a virgin.
>>28665642
>He does the Virgin Walk
Explain
>He looks down at the ground
Yep, telegraphing that.
>>28665642
Can normies actually tell when someone is a virgin?
>>28665642
>>He wears the same clothes everyday
I only have like 5-6 shirts that I wear regularly. All base color generic t-shirts. I know people probably notice, I just can't make myself care at this point.
Also, I'll wear a pair of pants or shorts for 2-3 days consecutively before washing them. I only have two pairs of pants that I really wear.
>bragging about being hellbound
>Be me, a virgin, in film class
>Loud ass dude talking to me about Psycho
>I mention that Norman Bates has a sort of "virgin" vibe to him
>Dude nods and agrees without thinking twice because I match his volume and look him in the eyes
thank god
"virgin walking" is a pretty cool meme and I fully support it..
>>28667132
Literally bullshit to make you insecure and self-aware about the way that you walk. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, in that if you're worried about how you walk, you will walk weird ergo "Virgin Walk"
WTF IS THE VIRGIN WALK?
is this a new meme or something? I overheard a Stacey making fun of some short Asian guy for doing it but when I looked at the guy I didn't see anything particularly strange about his walk.
>>28665642
>He broke his promise on a very sharp rock
>He was possessed by something quite unfriendly
>He was hunted by a demon in his sleep
And that's why he never gets any pussy
>>28667164
>Only have multiples copies of one shirt, pants, shorts, undergarment
I almost literally wear the same thing every day, and worse yet it is my work uniform.
>>28667250
But I am already self-aware about the way I walk.
HA! Take that, Chad.
What's a good website to buy affordable but acceptable clothes from?
>>28667284
Old Navy? Just buy solid color shirts, get a couple v-necks, some button ups
>>28667284
Buying in person is best. You'll want to make sure the fit is good, 'cause nothing ruins a good outfit like it not fitting you.
>>28667284
h&m
topman
>>28665964
This
I don't know why more robots don't turn to Christ.
>>28665642
What's the virgin walk?
This isn't original, apparently
>>28665642
>>He wears the same clothes everyday
haha bullshit bitch, that's the sign of a dude who don't give a fuck, just wants to be comfy even at the best of times
>>28667323
Any type organization that isn't Muslim is OK in my book
I am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin but no one believes me in real life. It's really very sad and frustrating. I spent all my years in my basement gym like I was in prison so I look like a buff chad and wear decent clothing so no one assumes I am who I am. There was a college campus event where they were giving out free condoms and some black dude pulled me over and said "hey man i bet you pull tons of ass, need some?" When I said I didn't he thought I was just being a smartass. I've even had a guy's girlfriend call me a cocky asshole in one of my courses.
>depression appears to be calmness
>aloofness appears to be cockiness
>suicidal thoughts appear to be thinking about all my supposed sexual conquests
sigh.
>>28665642
>Virgin Walk
how does that even look
got a gif or a video?
>>28667347
It doesn't sound very fulfilling to be a hollow normie
>>28667347
greentext more stories about people thinking youre chad.
>>28666010
>virgin detected
That's a real thing, its how the type of kids that played yugioh and were in math clubs would walk. Hunched over, sholders forward, looking down, holding his own hands/hands in pockets
>>28667414
Isn't that more of a depression thing though?
>>28667414
That's the walk of someone with low self-esteem and huge insecurities. Sadly we live in an age where even spergs can get laid, so it isn't a great virginspotting strat.
>>28665642
>virgin walk
Haha, jokes on you! I am disabled and walk like a spastic. Take that, Chad!
>>28667434
You can easily spot the difference between someone who is unhappy and someone who is so insecure, they can't even walk straight
>>28667434
Yeah and they're depressed cuz they're virgins. And its about confidence
>>28667414
It's really a lot more subtle than that, that's just the obvious autist virgin walk, lots of virgins try to walk normally but it always gives off that unnatural vibe
>>28667347
ie. zyzz was right in that being /fit/ allows you to do/get away with stuff you normally wpuldn't
>>28667340
this.
people actually believe you have to wear different clothes every singe day to appear attractive to women and get sex
women who judge guys based on how they dress alone are just roasties, so that's what people want to fuck
>mfw
>>28667504
People have always accused me of walking weirdly. I don't know what it is that I do differently.
>>28667577
JUS BE URSELF
You have been muted for 6 million seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28667408
okay nothing else to do so may as well. I always sat in the back of those large lecture halls when possible. In this little example this is when I was all the way in the back, and its fairly dark with the lits dimmed.
>sitting in class next to guys girlfriend. I commuted to college and I always saw them kissing and stuff in the commuter lounge. I didn't know him or her personally
>she rotates her seat and puts her leg on my crotch
>smiles at me
>I am a retard and have no idea what to do
>starts to inch her foot towards my dick (I really wish i was making this up)
>Let her leave her foot there
>she takes foot off crotch after a minute and she whispers that she bets I'm good in the sac
>I said "No, not really" like a robot because I am a fucking robot
>she smirks and said something to the effect of yeah okay sarcastically
>I rolled my eyes and shook my head
>She assumed my reaction was me thinking I was too good for her and nudging her to go away
>She ignored me the rest of the semester
I had one girl in the commuter lounge named Amy who would sit in my lap after I left the college gym and was all sweaty. I smelled horrible but she liked it apparently. I would sit in the couch watching tv, waiting to leave for the bus and she would hop in my lap and sit there without saying anything. One time I asked her not to do it because I was in a bad mood and she called me a jerk and never came into the commuter lounge again. Apparently women don't like it when they don't get their way.
>>28667504
Until you explain what the "virgin walk" actually is you're just fucking with us
>>28665642
I don't have any of those things. I am 27 year old kissless virgin and women in the office I work at keep asking me about my wife and kids. For some reason they all think I am married.
>>28667717
jesus fuck anon get a prostitute
>>28667614
how big is your dick?
oreganolio
what are some tells for a female virgin? I'm pretty insecure about it so I don't want people knowing
>>28667841
if they're remotely attractivel, it's pretty much guaranteed they've taken cock in all holes numerous times
>>28667901
what if you're not ugly but you're just kind of grossed out by sex/have no idea how to be sexy?
>>28667931
then you're a rare female, your counterparts want a hot guys penis
>>28667145
I feel like I'm kinda normie and I wouldn't have a clue if people are virgins or not tb.h
>>28667828
I have an above average dick i guess. Like 6.5 inches long and about 5.8 around at the thickest part. I will be honest and say I've gone on omegle and jerked it a few times and will usually get girls to sit and watch because it's pretty thick and looks visibly thick.
>>28667841
>lots of acne
>won't look you in the eye
>doesn't talk much
>spends her time reading fantasy novels and drawing anime characters
I've known a few female virgins like this. Generally, the window for socially acceptable behavior for women is much wider, so they have an easier time getting laid. So in order to be an involuntary virgin, they need to be really, really autistic.
>>28667981
i'm about the same size and can never get the right angle on omegle because i use my laptop and sit it on my desk, and if i tilt the screen too much i can no longer see properly
also find it difficult to stay hard as long as it takes to find a girl while looking at constant male nudity, dunno how those guys do it
>>28665676
>mfw got scared and didn't stick my tongue INSIDE her asshole
>>28667356
>record yourself walking
There you go, a video of the virgin walk.
>>28667998
What are some signs for voluntary virgins? There is a qt who goes to my parish, and I am hoping she might be pure waifu material.
>>28667540
Your pure Aryan virgin gf will feel uncomfy all the same when some super autist in a fedora and a sonic shirt tries to talk to her.
>>28667255
that's a giant load of gibberish.
>eyes water up whenever walking in public
>sun hurts
>wind hurts
>only way to avoid major waterworks is by focusing on the ground
>the thought of someone seeing me with watery eyes makes them water more
>>28668036
>Stiff demeanor
>no-nonsense attitude
>"career-oriented"
>will start talking to you immediately about your future together before accepting you as a bf
>will get pissed if you try to pressure her into sex
Basically unattainable for anyone on /r9k/.
>>28665642
>>He wears the same clothes everyday
>>He looks down at the ground
You mean autistic? Fuck you. I can't help but be me.
>>28668016
I've apparently got retard stamina because i will literally be hard for like 4 or 5 hours at a time. It takes a long time to find a girl on there but I have a dropbox full of caps.
>>28667998
>no acne
>no trouble with eye contact
>I am quiet though
>only read nonfiction and anime is cancer
aaaaaahhhhhh what does it mean
>the Virgin Walk
I LOVE this meme
>>28667209
maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but he has sex in the movie
>>28668089
>eyes water up whenever walking in public
>>28668094
But that is what I want! It sounds perfect.
>she's focused on her studies apparently and does volunteer work
>mfw this could be her
>now just have to find a way to talk to her without spilling massive amounts of spaghetti
>>28667255
>t. nu male band faggot poster
please get out and kill yourself
I have forward head posture and round shoulders cause I didn't listen to my mother about keeping my back straight, and when I walk my back is arched with my head facing down. Is that the virgin walk, cuase holy shit if my self esteem wasn't bad enough before.
He can't make eye contact.
He drives a compact car.
He wears non designer jeans.
He he has no calf definition.
He buys bulk soda pop.
He's at the movies alone.
>You can literally see a difference in a persons confidence by how they stand
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I fucjed 5 girls and i look down and cant make eye contact.
They are different things
>he stifles his sneezes
>he licks his lips (virgin distress signal)
>>28667614
I don't get it. You look like a Chad and have a big dick and with all these opportunities literally handed to you you're still a HHKV? How do you do it?
>>28668787
I only recently got control of my palmar/plantar hyperhidrosis which caused my hands to sweat profusely. I recoiled from the chances I've had because I was way, way too self conscious to touch a girl even if she was completely 100% willing to bang.
It may sound stupid but having oil slicks for hands made my life impossible. I was never able to feel comfortable, which is one of the reasons i became a robot. I am not a bad looking guy and most people on here would assume I am chad supreme, my honest assessment is a physical 9/10 and i openly admit that. But the thought of me touching someone made me physically sick and nervous.
the device I use to maintain my sweating cost me about a grand and I just didn't have the money until the past few months to buy it.
>>28667998
That's mostly me but I don't like anime much. I wonder if everyone can tell.
>virgin walk
Best meme
>>28668304
Broscience
I use to walk like right when I didn't exercise because my body was frail and weak.
Lifting strengthens the body and after doing that for a few years I walk like the left side, due to strong core and back and hamstrings.
I'm still an autistic virgin.
I just like wearing a black shirt and black jeans everyday so then I don't have to choose anything different. It's also fashionable enough that normies don't bother me.
I'd just really like to not exist.
Fuck I think I walk like that because I have 0 confidence:
>almost always look down
>hands in pocket most of the time
>sometimes can't walk straight
>go into manual walking mode
I bet I'm a laughing stock to normies.
>>28667251
She made fun of him because he's a short asian guy, that's all
>>28667347
I really hate these kind of posts, go fuck yourself dude you're a filthy normie in my book. If you're depressed just take antidepressants
>>28668055
robots always take things to absurd extremes just to try to "make" their point (unless that's how actually how you dress, or would like to dress)
you could definitely attract a girl if you wear a clean white t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers every day
the clothes don't make the man
>>28668106
>>>28665642 (OP)
>>>He wears the same clothes everyday
>>>He looks down at the ground
>You mean autistic? Fuck you. I can't help but be me.
u aren't supposed ro breed either stoopid
>>28667340
Facts
I only change clothes for work
I have no other reason to leave the house
This is me, but i had sex with a fat ugly weeb girl multiple times 4 years ago. And only wear the same clothes because I'm too fat to fit into my old clothes, or I'd be wearing black band shirts
>>28670725
>he fell for the antidepressants meme
shiggy diggy
>>28667841
Please be my female virgin gf
>>28668115
>anime is cancer
Fuck you cunt
The only genuine way to tell is if he has long fingernails, because that means he obviously hasn't ever touched a vagina. Of course there are some virgins without long fingernails so it's not foolproof.
>>28670725
>If you're depressed just take antidepressants
20 shekels have been added to your account
![Sweaty-Palms[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pgSKc0n.jpg "Sweaty-Palms[1].jpg")
>>28668898
Dude I have that too it sucks so badly. It absolutely kills any self esteem you might have, because whenever you touch a girl (or anyone else for that matter) they shudder away. I don't blame them, cold wet hands are fucking disgusting.
What device is it? I'm poor as fuck but I hear you can just use metal pans with salt water and hook up some batteries to destroy the sweat glands.
>>28668137
wasnt that just his fantasies?
>>28671432
I have non meme OCD that causes me to bite my nails and rip my cuticles off.
My fingers are often bleeding or scabbed.
I'm a virgin with trimmed fingernails
>>28667841
No one will know but it's a positive for women so it wouldn't really matter if they did
I 'bop' up and down when I walk and I know people notice. Anyone know what to do please?
>>28667414
>>28668738
is this the latest normie meme
>>28668089
fucking this
i also get watery eyes from just drinking cold coca cola at mcdonalds it also makes me look like a pussy when drinking alchol even though i could drink any normie under the table any day of the week
>tfw people laugh behind you while walking
Manual walking mode engaged.
>>28668089
>>eyes water up whenever walking in public
FUCK THIS SHIT SO MUCH
Is there any way to get it under control?
>>28665642
He uses 4chan. Especially r9k.
>people stop talking when you come near
>hear whispering whenever you walk past people
>Can see them staring at you
>always see people move their head in the opposite direction whenever you look in their general direction
>yell your name and then giggle even though you don't know them
>they can see you twitching from nervousness in class
I don't know if I'm being paranoid or not but it's getting worse every day
>>28667330
>What's the virgin walk?
>This isn't original, apparently
And still you don't realize it's a shitty meme.
grow up, turdlettes.
>>28667347
That because you look like chad
>>28667145
Yes.
>dresses like a kid or as if he's at a job interview
>insecure, low self esteem
>doesn't take care of his appearance
>weird and creepy
>>28667251
Posture and the way you present yourself.
These can change due to testosterone levels.
High test = chest out, chin up, bigger frame
Low test (aka virgin) = slumped posture, sleazy dress, looking nervous in public.
It doesn't have much to do with being a virgin or not, though losing one's virginity is often the thing that seaparates men from the boys. Eventually you can just tell who's still a boy and who isn't anymore.
>>28665642
His penis isn't inside a a vagoo
>>28671574
>the junkie walk
>>28667164
>Also, I'll wear a pair of pants or shorts for 2-3 days consecutively before washing them
I wash my 2 jeans maybe once every 3 months or if some major dirt gets on it.
Why the hell would you wash your pants regularly? It's not like they start to smell.
>>28673623
weak pheromones spotted.
jk me 2
>>28673033
This. Worked on the addiction field. We see this walk only with junkies. Apparently it stays with them even after getting clean since one of my friends is in recovery (6 years), and even to this day, he still gets approached by dealers he never knew even during his using days.
>>28673623
I've been wearing the same pair of pants for 6 months.
I wash it every 4 days
>>28665642
i do all of those but i am not a virgin
>>28665642
>the virgin walk
?
>>28665642
What's the virgin walk?
Oglaborium comment
>>28674604
>>28674602
It's clearly a new meme designed to make you feel self conscious as fuck.
It's pretty good but a little too obvious for me.
Can't be bothered to look it up, but I'm pretty sure it is actually women who have the virgin walk.
Descriptions in this thread about the way certain men walk is due to very low confidence, which could have many different causes other than virginity.
>>28674620
>new meme
What ever makes you feel better.
>Have a tremor
>Insecure about having a tremor, think people will think I'm nervous when I'm not
>Shake even harder
>Any level of actual nervousness
>Shake even harder
>Any combination of the above plus needing to move muscles
>Become radical larry
>>28674485
I've never used hard drugs though. I've done it at least since I was eight
>>28670616
I used to have a shitty walk, but just those first two make such a huge difference. Force yourself to take your hands out of your pockets and look up. There are plenty of things to look at and you never have to make eye contact, but you look a lot more confident
>walk slowly and overly confident as if I have friends
![south-park-s06e11c06-city-wok-guys-great-wall-16x9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPY4oO4.jpg "south-park-s06e11c06-city-wok-guys-great-wall-16x9[1].jpg")
>>28674878
WAT YOU SAY USED TO HAVE?
>>28667164
Normal for a dude. Unless you're trying to get at the fashionably perceptive Stacy it doesn't matter.
>>28673623
They don't smell to you... you aren't supposed to wash jeans that much because they fade but you probably should after 4-5 days of wearing them. Just buy a few more pairs in different colors and alternate more.
>>28674932
Why don't you alternate shutting the fuck up and kissing my ass?
>>28674905
Who here /confident walk/? I do this, but as soon as I start talking it's a shit wreck.
>>28667132
It's a meme
Original commento
>>28667347
I can relate a bit
One time my boss bought some beer to drink with his friends and told me to join him in his office when I finished my shift.
When my coworkers ask if I have a gf and I tell them I never had one because I don't see any point in hiding it. Eventually during that time with my boss the topic arised and his qt.3.17 gf said she didn't believe it.
It took like 5 minutes to convince her and when shit like that happens is when you realize you are not normal.
>>28674925
Kek, I have a better walk now but I'm still a loser by any meaningful metric
![south-park-season-15-6-city-wok[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ucJ0INC.jpg "south-park-season-15-6-city-wok[1].jpg")
>>28675272
YOU SAY YOU HAVE BETTER WOK THAN SHITTY WOK
>he is below 5''
>>28665642
>He creates spot a virgin threads on r9k
I can tell that you are, don't deny it
>>28668256
You should probably work on your posture. Shoulders back, head up, eyes up. Otherwise yeah, you're looking like a waste of space.
>>28670427
Highschooler? Holy shit.
>>28670616
Just keep your head up and look at things instead of people. Pretend everything is worth looking at.
>>28671574
Well why do you do it?
>>28675673
i won a bop it at mcdonalds monopoly and it was all downhill from there.
>>28667307
>>28667284
>>28667294
Buy your clothes from Uniqlo. Do not buy from Old Navy, HM, or Topman.
