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You know what time it is, lads.

>that angsty emo kid that walked through the halls with a guitar but only played basic chord progressions
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>>28664976
>that kid that tried to run like naruto
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> that kid who posts "that kid" threads to make fun of others as a means of compensating for his shitty childhood
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>that kid who was "only pretending to be retarded"
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>>28664976
>that kid who did the eye twitch when something bad happened
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>>28665272
>IT BOUT TO HAPPEN
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>>28664992
What is it about about that picture that so deeply unsettles me? It's like it was solely engineered to freak you out as much as physically possible.
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>>28665272
That was formerly me , in the high of school school
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>>28664976
> that stoner kid who was low-key a wierdo
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>>28665653
>wierdo
fuck off norman
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>that kid that ran to lunch everyday
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>>28665079
This feel made me moist
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>that kid who was always talking about girls but was never seen with one
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>that kid with actual autism in high school
>he would run around playing army guy in the halls using his index finger as a gun
>he would make snowballs and throw them farther then I've ever seen a human throw something while screaming
> all the chads and stacies thought he was funny in a non mocking way and let him sit with them during lunch
>he pretended to protect all the top stacies from their bfs and their bfs would play along
>he was loved by all in my school


God bless you Aaron, where ever you may be.
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>That kid who everybody was friendly to but had no friends.
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>>28665775
>>he would run around playing army guy in the halls using his index finger as a gun

I used to do this all the time with fellow autists before they outgrew me.
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>>28665775
Papyrus is real?
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>>28665775
I knew a tard named Aaron in middle school, he stabed a nigger in the hand with the pen the nig took off his desk.
>"He stole it, like they always do"
>teacher"you cant say that"

teacher thought he meant blacks he just meant other kids.
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>that kid who had terminal cancer in the brain and somehow survived
>Was a literal skeleton with no hair and looked like death
>Since he wasn't allowed to be even slightly punched he had a massive ego
>Mfw we had him and this other clinically I'll child that was suppose to die against each other in a noodle arm fight
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>>28664976
>that kid that got a negative score in his school shooting

it's like he didn't even give a fuck
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>that furry kid that got yelled at for having furry porn on his desktop

Fucking hell Cody
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>>28666154
> he stole it like they always do
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>that kid who acted dumb so as not to be labeled a nerd but then realized it was much better to be a smart ass and make the normans feel dumb
>that kid who has a decent engineering job now and is an asshole to stupid people
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>>28665117
>broke my arm being that guy
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>>28665501
It's Xach from mysterybox
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>>28664976
>that kid who did the fart noise with his hands
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>that kid who tried to start a food fight three days in a row before he got a school suspension
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>>28667695
DREW???

(Fuck you this comments original)
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That flamboyant kid who was the middle school vice president who everyone found out was straight in a really weird way.
http://m.uticaod.com/article/20101213/News/312139890
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>that kid who thought it was funny to talk about morbid things out loud in class, but eventually tore the intestines out a fetal pig during a dissection and wrapped them around his neck
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>that kid who wore jackets constantly
>that kid who never took his jacket off during class
who /thatkid/ here
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> that one kid who was in class once in a blue moon that nobody talked to.
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>>28668159
I live in FL and I didn't even take it off in marching band during band camp.
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>That one quiet kid who impregnated 2 girls in a threeway

Jesus fuck Colin.
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>>28668159
me. In my defense, i live up north and it's only warm a few weeks of the school year
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>>28668159
I wore them because they were comfy.

I didn't give a shit even back then.
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>that kid that had a nervous breakdown in high school and spent his teenage years in and out of psych wards
im starting to get better but im still picking up the slack
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>>28668288
Man mad pussy in teenage psychwards, pretty girls too
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>that kid who noclipped into school
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>that kid who got in a fight with the school bully and waveshined him for an hour before KOing him with an upsmash
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>>28668329
Yeah. One girl literally offered to hook up with me, but I was too awkward to do anything about it. I was kind of the class clown in middle school and when high school came along no one seemed to want to goof around anymore. It took a huge blow to my confidence and I became a recluse until recently.
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>>28668043
David?

(let's start shitposting names)
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>>28668159
>>28668226
>live in Miami
>always wore a sweater
>mfw someone calls me out and asks why I always wear it everyday
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>that kid who smelt like shit every single day
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>>28668409
>California
>Always wear a hoodie with the hood on
>mfw some normalfag teenager decides to try to pull my hood off

Think I didn't anticipate that you little bastard?

I tighten the strings so they can't pull that shit.
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>that kid with no self awareness who sexually harassed the girl in art class that was friendly to him and hopes she didn't tell her friends or Chad bf
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>that kid who came in his underpants before school
>that kid who only changed underpants every second day
>that kid who fapped every morning and night
i-i hope they couldnt smell it
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>that kid who lost his virginity with 12

wasn't me
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>>28668464
>every second day

>not wearing it atleast 4 days
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>that chad who unlocked his bankai before everyone else and tried to test his newfound power on an unassuming robot
>your faces when that robot flashstepped behind him, activated his kekkei genkai and trapped him in an infinite genjutsu
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>that kid who had a decent amount of friends but acted like a dick and didn't know when to stop with jokes and nobody invited him to do anything outside in school because of this
>only three people bothered trying to talk with him years after graduation

that was me
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>>28668434
> 7th grade
> learning about harsh American Revolution conditions
> decide to blurt out that Indians wipe with their hands because I'm a retard.
> forgot about that one Indian kid in the corner.
> everyone staring at him
> mfw

It was when he didn't come back for 2 weeks that I knew I fucked up.
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>>28668566
>It was when he didn't come back for 2 weeks that I knew I fucked up.

He realized shitting on the streets in the US is illegal?
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>that kid that was so forgettable that you wouldn't even remember him much less call him "that kid"
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>that kid who failed high school 4 times
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>th@ kid who rapped about shooting up the school
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>>28668675
feels good to be non existent
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>that kid who used to play "cow". literally crawls on all fours and eats grass during recess
> sometimes he and friends play "tip the cow". just three kids bumping into each other on all fours until someone falls over
>tfw when I just remember cow kid existed. best friends in elementary school
>tfw you ate grass as a kid because you're too awkward to talk to kids who didn't eat grass

This happen to anyone else?
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>>28668791
wait what the fuck, we also played cow sometimes
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>>28668791
Kids do all kinds of weird shit. I started a "mining company" during recess where basically we'd all just dig around in the dirt for three hours.
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>>28668729
these boys act tough 'til their ribs erupt
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>>28665721
fuck, i was that kid
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>that kid who was all "where the bitches at" but didnt say a word when they actually turned up
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>>28668159
>live in california
>still wore a black zero hoodie every day
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>>28668913
why'd you have to remind me senpai
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>that kid who had a folder of furry porn on his usb
>never even noticed until everyone mentioned it
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>>28668805

This is good news. Any more cows wanna come outta the barn?
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>that kid who handed out character submission forms for his graphic novel to everyone in class and then never wrote it
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>>28664976
>that girl who gave her first blowjob very young
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>>28668363
>that kid who crashed a car through the wall of the school

what a prank
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>>28665793
fuuuuuuuuuck this hits me hard, I was the most amicable social person and got along with everyone and everyone liked me but still no friends
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>>28668387
No, name's not David. Sorry bro.
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>that kid who stabbed another kid in the hallway with a pencil
He ended up killing a guy outside of school a few years later he was getting a little rapey with a girl and he stabbed the guy that tried to stop him.
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>>28664976
>Here come that kid
>o shit waddup!
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>>28669410

fuck off with this tumblr meme
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>>28669456
no you fuck off faggy
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>>28668147
He sounds awesome.
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>that autistic kid that starts breakdancing for no reason whatso ever
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>>28668147
>i was that kid

i once joked about throatfucking the severed cow throat we were dissecting in class, me and a chad were the only ones who wanted to touch the kidneys and stuff that was pretty ebin, there was a girl that puked and ran out of class when urine smell happened when i cut open the pig kidney

my teacher surprisingly thought i was pretty dank

i sometimes miss school
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>that kid that came to class and was obviously stoned
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>>28669501

>non 4chan filename

you proved his point
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>>28670317
kek one of my friends came to class 20 minutes late smelling like weed to the other side of the room on and blasted dubstep literally so loud i could make out the vocals and wubs and reek of weed from the other side of the class then he fell asleep with literally ear destroying loud WUBUWUBWUWB
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>>28670342
reee

>google image search "hipster"
>download pic of hipster
>post it on 4chan

it doesn't mean you browse tumblr or something even if file name implies it jesus fuck
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>that kid that is extremely self-conscious and doesn't know how to act in social situations but everyone seems to love you in a platonic way.
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>that stacey that got pregnant in middle school
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>that kid who killed himself but was a robot so no one really cared past a couple of friends
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>>28668159
I had a back hunch, fuck off, mom.
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>>28670383
>download pic of hipster
you do realise you can just post from url
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>that kid sitting in the back who had porn on his PSP
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>that kid who stood in the middle of the lunch room
>with his hand in his trench coat
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>>28665793
Me
Fucking kek
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The kids who made moaning sounds in class
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>>28668159
Me recently
I feel awkward just wearing a shirt
Plus don't have any decent sweaters so my jackets the only nice thing I have
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>>28668387
>tfw this is your name and you did the fart hand thing
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>>28670433
This gives me hope
Fuck I hope I get more social and act more normal
I hate making situations awkward for others
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The fembot who got had a kid and somehow managed to cheat on five different robots in one school year
> I'm serious
> fuck you Maddie
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>>28672748
I laughed every time.
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>>28667695
>mfw that was me
>mfw i did it on math tests to distract people
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>that fat, short, ugly kid that was overly confident and always talked about sex
>he tries to pick up so many girls that eventually he actually succeeds
>probably fucked more girls than anyone else in our grade
>turns up to prom with smoking hot ex-gf of Chad
Really made me realize that confidence and persistence is everything. Now if only I had any of that.
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>>28668992
>taking furry porn out of your bedroon
>ever
nigger fucked up - even having a furry desktop background is autismo

You gotta stealth like I do - keep it all on an SD card and bury it in the soil of your windowsill plant pot so no one can ever find it. ever.
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>>28667259
That me, oriyinal believe me
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>>28664976
>that girl who scratched her arms and claimed demons did it then a group of emo kids joined in and they all claimed to be possed and see demons
>one of them even started wearing red contacts
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>>28664976

>That black, hispanic asian satanic metalhead kid who used to beatbox and break dance to techno in the halls before breaking out into Dragon Force song covers with a pink mohawk and cowboy boots who went to prison for 5 years for molesting the teacher after it was found out he was secretly a 37-year-old janitor and professional Canadian ice skater posing as a high school student.
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>that kid who kept staring at every girl's tits
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>that closeted gay kid at an all boys school who would always act awkwardly in the changing rooms before sports
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>>28665793
That was me. And nothing has changed so far.
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>>28665775
>that one kid who could throw really far

fuck those type of cunts are funny
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>>28668159
My friend was that guy in the last two years of high school. Never wanted to take them off and he showed me some fugly burn scars on his arms when we became bros.
Hope you're doing okay, Denis.
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>>28664976
>That kid who would eat the cafeteria lunch
We'd always make fun of his poorness and his virgin walk
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>that kid who asked the resistant materials teacher how to make a hidden porn section in his desk
the teacher actually designed it with him
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>that kid who kicked a door open when playing kick a door run
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>>28672598
>That kid who brought a propane tank to the library

Who even does that?
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>that kid who always pissed his pants
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>>28674109
that kid does
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>that kid with legitimate autism that loved thomas the train engine in a romantic way and fucked the retarded girls
i'll miss you
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>>28668510
I know this feel fampai
At least I was a self-aware asshole and didn't bother people after burning bridges
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>That kid that threatened a group of people with the trigger lock for his .357 Magnum.

Damnit Barlow, chill the fuck out. Maybe if you didn't act like a tard despite being a fully capable 11th grader, people wouldn't treat you like a tard.
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>that kid that rode a horse to school on the last day and everyone was fine with it because we live in the south
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>That kid that had unbelievably greasy hair and shitty body odor to the point other students would make low key comments about it

'twas me.
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>>28668159
>Did it to hide the skin condition on my arms
>No one ended up caring
>still wore it anyway
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>>28667259
>That annoying ass kid that no one stands
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>That one kid no one liked because he spit when he talked

Im sorry I wasnt a better person Phillip. The way the other kids treated you was fucked up.
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>>28668852
Go to elementary school in a ghetto neighborhood and you and your little friends play Drug Dealer.
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>>28668791
I'm crying. Thank you for nuking my sides.
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that kid that goes on a school shooting because he had enough!
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>that one scary metalhead with long hair and studded/spiked jakets and big muscles, but is actually the nicest, sweetest kid ever.

He was always on a cyborg level and only had few real friends, all of them also being terrifying.
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The one kid who transferred from a school in Europe and everyone thought was gay

but it turns out he hooked up 40 girls in his first year
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>>28664976
dat boi oh shit whaddup
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>>28670342
Im not affiliated with this guy >>28669501
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>that kid who watched Nickelodeon shows throughout high school
>that kid who never clipped his finger nails
>that kid who got a boner and wouldn't do anything to hide it

I definitely went to school with some weird ass kids.

Oh, and in middle school there was a kid who for 2 months straight would smear his shit on the wall and never got caught. Our school would broadcast the morning announcements through the TVs on the walls in the classroom and one day our old assistant principal went on a five minute tirade about someone smearing feces on the bathroom walls. From then on out he was known as the Feces Bandit.
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>>28668852
>3 hour recess
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>kid thew a shoe through the window

>>28675684
>implying being based is bad
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>>28674008
>Tfw u all corner and beat him in the locker
>Tfw he develops a bullying/str8 boy fetish

HAHAHAHA GUESS WHO THIS ONE IS GUYS

God fucking damnit
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>>28666089
FUCKOFF YELLOWKID POSTER
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>>28673947
This was me except I did it alone because I had no friends and I'm a dude fucking kill me
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>>28665079
That kid detected
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>>28665775

The one in my school

>Used to spend his Lunch time wandering around the edge of the playground over and over.
>Would occasionally do a retarded spazz run too.
>Was half super evil genius, half literal retard.
>He could be incredibly eloquent and always had this sinister look in his eye
>Once caught him filling up a rubber glove with his own piss, he looked me dead in the eye and said
>"Do not touch it. I'm leaving it for one of the troublemakers to throw at someone"
>Would absolutely lose his shit if he saw a shirt button, or even heard the word button.
>One time in primary school we had to list all the characters we knew from Cinderella.
>One kid shouts out "Buttons"
>Autist kid lets out a scream and smashes the table

Jon you were the source of so much amusement throughout my entire school life.
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>that kid who grew up to post on 4chan

oh wait
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>kid in science class
>he isnt feeling well
>he pukes
>I go check on kid
>turns out he shit himself too
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>go to bathroom
> puke
>hear to kids talking to each other in stalls
>ew!
>Walk to class room
>puke every 3 feet
>open door
>*puke all over*
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>>28672748


>have experiment in physics class which is related to vibrations
>teacher sets up a spring with cylindrical weight on it
>cylindrical weight is guided by a ring
>pushes spring, the weight is going up and down through the ring
>some dude in the back row moans
>I fucking lose it, because I was completely unprepared
>everybody looks at me like I am retarded
>oneitis starres into my eyes as I feel my heart drop

Fucking physics class.
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>>28669025
Lol some guys in my school wanted to make comics but never made a single one. They came up with their powers though
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>>28676000
>oneitis
>itis

when will this meme end
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>>28673950
That was totally me! I guess it's pretty common.
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>that kid that killed himself because he was bullied by the whole school
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>>28665705
shitposting

>shitposting
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>that kid who was Chad in high school then got fat and everyone hates him now

Yeah fuck him
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>>28668288
Kek, that was so me!
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>>28668791
My primary school started selling chocolate milk in these cute little containers, and they have screw caps on them. And those basically became currency in the playground.

You would sell and buy stuff with them, the bullied kids would pay the older kids to protect them, you could pay bullies to carry out "hits" for you. (basically tell them to bully a kid on your behalf)

Me and my friends started making weapons out of branches, and doing our best to make them really strong and sturdy, and we would sell "swords" to other kids.

It became a really big deal in our neighborhood, all these parents trying to investigate it, find the cause and stop it. And once parents started denying their kids the chocolate milk the vlaue of the caps just increased.

I still have a box back home with over 500 of those caps.
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>>28668852
I remember this one time I started a "bank" with a bunch of make believe money. Pretty soon the other kids started "businesses" where they sold little trinkets in exchange for my money. We had a little economy going.

Damn, that was kinda fun.

>Mfw I caused hyperinflation by making a fuckton of paper money.
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>>28676200
how is that funny at all :^(
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>that kid who always cried before school
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>>28676492
this isnt a feels thread
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>>28676426
Tfw bottlecaps from fallout are a viable alternative currency
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>>28675727
>kid thew a shoe through the window
was his name max
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>>28665775
you remembered me about this one kid in high school
>was an actual autist
>the problem here he was 6'3 and 230 pounds autism big
>it was cousin of a friend
>dont remember real name, everyone knew him as Mill, because you could trigger him by calling him that,
>he also was like "im the protector of dem gurls" because stacies gave him cookies
>but that one day everything got fucked up
>recess
>this fuckers are triggering him calling him "retarded shit" and that
>he would normally growl like the main giirl in Avatar movie like saying "fuck off"
>but today he didnt get his shit together
>he threw the most hard punch i've ever seen in my life directly to his chin
>ko motherfucker
>cousin rapidly tries to stop situation
>too late, he started to have a "seizure", but more like a fucking rampage
>throwing food, yelling intelligible shit
>cousin tries to control him literally yelling him "get your shit together" lmao
>cousin got ko
>the lunch bar was a fucking mess, stacies running away for her useless lives
>by the time, guards were trying to control him like some wild animal
>they evacuated us to the football camp
>from that moment no one knew nothing about autist or cousin
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>>28676492
Hehe, w-what a loser
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>>28676646
ironically yes
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>>28676781
was it in 6th grade, before Ms. Ikard's history class
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>that kid who took acid in middle school and called me his mommy after
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>>28676811
holy shit I think so
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>That kid who got caught in Year 7 drinking Sambuca and having a fag on the field.
British Schools
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>>28676832
kek you're trolling me I know but I would love if you weren't

what school, what neighborhood, what city did this take place in?
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>>28676834
>fag
TRIGGERED
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>that kid that got suspended/expelled for making weird animal noises in class
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>>28676846
Im messing with you about the teacher part

but the kids name was indeed max
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>>28676848
>fag
NIGGERED
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That kid that run through the hallway
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>That kid who once ran outside our Geography class screaming at the top of his lungs being chased by a teacher
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>>28676861
could you please just tell me your locale, what if you're remembering wrong? I know I remember right because I'm Max and I threw the shoe out the window.
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>>28676897
Wisconsin is where the school where it happened
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>That kid who whipped his dick out between the lips of a chad/stacey couple when they were about to kiss
>That same kid who did a strip dance for a teachers birthday
I'll never forget when you weren't a faggot, Hans
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>>28676922
damn it, New York here
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>>28676939
kek...
;-;

robot overlord needs to go back
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>>28676874
>nigger
FAGGERED
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>>28668159
>always put on coat between lessons
>even on hot days
>even walking between a corridoor for 30 seconds
>often had hood up on sunny warm days, not raining
>hands constantly in coat's deep pockets
>this is a big, warm black coat btw
>would wear in lessons if teachers weren't so annoyed about it for some reason
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>>28668464
i am also that kid
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>>28664976
>that kid who talked shit because he had better airsoft guns
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>>28677181
FUCK IT WAS ME


NO NO NO
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>>28668159
They were fucking comfortable af

Also was an edgy teen
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>>28668159
I did this and when people asked me why I said it was to hide the needle tracks
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>>28676426
>become primary school cap-lord, hoarding caps
>you bribe and cheat your way until you basically own everyone in the school
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>that kid who stayed in the library all lunch because they were an awkward antisocial sperglord
me
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>>28674336
also me
>tfw afraid of human contact and even touching other people's things because people would act like I was some sort of contagious biohazard
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>School starts a system where you get funny money for acting good
>people trade it for stuff
>the system stops because people were trading the money
>it changed to real money
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>that fat ginger kid who was probably retarded
>thought everyone liked him when nobody did
>mfw we'd made him think "having a wank" meant having a McDonalds
>he went around asking people if they wanted a wank
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>>28677368
[Trade chat: Orgrimmar:] Anon: KEK
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>that kid who'd bang his head on the desk when being bullied too much
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>>28665775
Aaron is dead. He died in middle school.
Let go, anon. I did.
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>tfw that kid
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>>28668159
>tfw I still wear my autistic Zelda hoodie since freshman year
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>that kid who when he posted on 4chan, threads would die
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>>28666618
That furry kid who wore a tails and/or ears to school
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>>28668729
SESH
Fuck you nigga my comment is original
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>that kid who when asked what he wanted to be when he was older said 'Rapunzel'
>Tfw he is closer to being Rapunzel than I am to being an astronaut
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>>28664976
>That asshole chad who became a pariah at school for fighting a kid with down syndrome.
>That other asshole chad who became an outcast not as bad as a pariah because you still have some friends after it was found out that he had a diaper fetish
>That SJW teacher who treated you better than the other kids since you were an autistic nignog
>That teacher who got a heart attack in your class[The one fucking day that I was sick]
>That delinquent kid that went to Egypt with his grandpa and some other guys to beat the fuck out of some British guy
le me for these
>That kid who left half way across the country in senior year and later finished school up with online classes. Same kid has no contact with freinds or even new friends now[guess who]
>That black kid who only had freinds since he was one of the only well whitewashed black kids in school who was also an autist
>That kid who would sneak on to Encyclopedia Dramatica on the computers during study hall
>That kid who was well known for his handwriting
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>>28664976
I don't get it. What's wrong with that?
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>>28665721
That's like every robot ever
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>>28668473
>that kid who lost his virginity at 7
was me
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>>28668495
Dude, i never change underwear unless i absolutely have to (2-3 weeks), only shower once in 2 weeks, fap 2 to 3 times a day without cleaning anything properly and still nobody notices cause i tend not to stink.
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>>28672748
I remember I'd blast porn sound effects in class occasionally
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>>28678163
is she trans? kappa
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> that kid who would walk around the entire school several times over the lunch hour
> didn't talk to anyone
> group of us followed him once and he started running away

don't even know what his last name was so i can't look him up.
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>>28674367
Same here I had eczema
You?
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>>28678322
>looking up by lastname

have fun getting 50 people with the same name
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>>28678302
for a day I think. they are a typical furry tumbler fag now
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>>28674484
I did that sometimes. I still managed to make friends. Not very many though
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>that kid who licked his lips all the time and looked like he'd just sucked a mean cock
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>>28678437
>a mean cock
why am i laughing
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>kid who farted audibly while the class was crowded in the corner during a lockdown drill
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>>28665501
>What is it about about that picture that so deeply unsettles me?

You're a pussy
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>that kid who was deceived by chad to eb an asshole to fellow autist and eat shit
beta uprising when?
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>that kid who wrote erotic stories about a girl in his class
>wanted to tie her up and fuck her
>sent the .doc it to one of his friend
>within a day the whole school had read it
>withing a week it made the news
Remember to always hide your powerlevels and never leave a paper trail.
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>>28678165
>That delinquent kid that went to Egypt with his grandpa and some other guys to beat the fuck out of some British guy
yare yare
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>that kid who could move his eyes back and forth really fast
>that new kid that someone found out could also move his eyes back and forth really fast
>that kid that planned a "move your eyes back and forth really fast" face-off for these two
>those kids that picked sides and talked trash to people supporting the other person
>those kids that came out to watch the "move your eyes back and forth really fast" face-off after school right before summer break
>those kids that tried to say that the new kid won the face-off, even though the homegrown talent blew him out of the fucking water

That new kid was fucking trash, man
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>>28678741
Good job there.
Only thing that should've changed was the fart should've been the quiet, rancid one.
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>>28677196
>>28677181
>that kid who showed up to the meetups in the woods in full gear, tactical vest with mag pouches, fatigues, etc when everyone else was just wearing jeans and hoodies
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>that kid who was so fucking dumb and ugly but somehow he was at top of the social ladder and all the girls were wet for him
Literally almost everyone named dylan, spencer, or austin.
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>>28679446
damn we had this at my school too
there was a riot when the local kid lost though
new kid's family ended up getting lynched (he was a black)
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>that kid that had the highest test scores and all the "smart" kids secretly hated because he never tried.
>that same kid who turned into a burnout stoner and got expelled for blazing it during lunch.
T'was me
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>>28679676
How deep in the south did you live in? Not trying to stereotype btw, since people actually got lynched where I used to live in Upstate New York.
>>28664976
>Those kids that were trying to make a porno in my school after hours and got caught by a janitor.
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>>28679769
>upstate ny
kek, catskills? that's where I'm from and it's pretty much kentucky. also the KKK has it's NY base around here
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>>28675684
I did the boner thing
I would like to think that if I draw no attention to it that nobody would notice
Also:
> that one (fat)girl who asked dudes if they were hard or soft
> respond "I was until you came over"
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>>28679794
Not Catskills. I lived in one of the towns surround ing Utica which was Whitesboro. We actually made it to national news once though because our flag was a white guy chocking out an Indian.
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>>28668072
Fucking wow that's gnar
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>>28675684
>Feces Bandit

I've seen greentexts of a guy proclaiming to be the "Poop Bandit"
I don't believe these are separate ovcasions.
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>>28679654
Lol, I know a Dylan, Spencer, and an Austin that fit this.
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>>28674367
>>28668159
i know a kid who wore a jacket every day cuz he had one arm that had no hair and the other arm was SUPER hairy. He work a thick black jacket every day instead of just shaving the one arm.
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>>28679759
me too....
i tested high af and smart kids would try to do projects with me until every one of them realized im a dickhead lol
i got a lot of kids to do whole projects for the both of us
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>that kid whose pencil always squeaked really fucking loudly as he wrote
>the whole class looking around during a test to see who it is
>it was me the whole time bitches
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>that kid who is "too cool" for school
>actually just doesn't get invited/doesn't fit in

this was me but it probably wasnt anyone else. Kids would tell me to my face "oh yeah but you were too cool to go to that party, right?" when in reality i just never got invited.
"haha y-yeah. too cool"
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>>28678254
Did you also remember being a huge faggot?
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>that kid who nobody wants to talk to cuz he thinks he knows everything about music
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>>28680896
LOL they were making fun of you bro
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>>28664976
>that kid that fucking pissed himself while having a presentation
>just keeps going like nothing happend
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>>28681042
what that mean tho?
how is calling someone "too cool" even an insult
also this is from kids who i talked to on the daily
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>>28681115
they were being sarcastic you autist
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>that kid who began drinking coffee first
>that kid who had the worst coffee farts
being a silent hunter was great, lads, nobody knew except my only friend
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>that guy who wasted his youth staring at screens and still thinks he can turn it all around despite being past 25
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>>28676009
>inflammation of the one
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>that kid who talked about 4chan
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>>28681187
>that kid who talked about hanging up framed memes when he moved out
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>>28674336
Had a kid like that named Kyle. Cooking teacher eventually had enough and told him he needed to shower before class.
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>>28678437
I once suctioned half an easter egg to my mouth for like 10 minutes straight, wondered why I looked like that pic for two days
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>>28674336
We had one of these in my school. he never sat anywhere in the cafeteria and just would wander around and talk to the principal. He also had a huge marines camo packpack.
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>>28665501
Lol think it looks fucking funny
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>>28665079
That kid that btfos people all the time
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>>28668147
>that kid who would cried "WILBUR???" whenever a pig was dissected
>also made his dead frog ribbet

That was me.
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>>28681149
I didn't ask for these feelings
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>>28665117
>>28674484
>>28675962
>>28677273
>>28677929
>>28680933
these were me

also
>that kid who would draw a cartoon of a stick figure receiving a blow job on all the bathroom walls
>the school would paint over them and he would just draw it again in the same spot
>one day when my class went to the computer lab it was there on the fucking wall in there
I'll never forget you, you fucking mysterious legend
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>>28679794
>Other people from upstate are here.
Do you think upstate breeds robots? Because I feel like they do.
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>>28668510
u got me, but I fixed that. I was just young.
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>That kid who ate constantly
>Crisps, cakes, biscuits - anything shitty
>Was still skinny, confusing everyone including himself
>Blazer became too heavy with crumbs to wear
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>>28672748
>>28672980
>>28676000
>>28678254
Piece of shit. go perish from this world.
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>>28664976
>that kid who brought a knife to school under his trenchcoat
>that asian/latino kid who got expelled for selling pot brownies at a bake sale
>that kid who drew anime characters in class
>that who thought he was fucking Naruto
>that emo grill
>that kid who was a little too interested in morbid stuff like the Zodiac Killer and Columbine.

heh, that last one was me. I found a book about Columbine in the last two weeks of the year, so I read it nonstop in an attempt to finish it.
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>that kid who brought his dad's gun to school in his bag because his dad made him
>nobody found out about it
t'was me
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