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Have any of you hired an escort before? I am seriously considering doing it, mostly because I haven't had sex in years, but also because I want to know how the whole process goes down
I've been looking at Backpage, but it seems like a slimy website. I don't know where to look besides that (I live in Ontario, Canada for reference).
>>28664903
What the fuck do you think?
You go there, she acts all professional and asks for the 'donation'. Then she rubs your dick or some shit and probably pulls down her panties and let's you pit your dick in, 1 hour later you leave
>>28665085
Just wondering
I've heard of shit going down differently. Like one guy who had dinner at a restaurant beforehand before going to a hotel room and fucking or some shit.
>>28665201
Yeah you can request special shit like girlfriend experience etc but it's risky imocuz french kissing a wwhore is kinda dirty desu
>>28665201
That's something you specifically ask for and pay extra for.
>>28664903
Someone told me to never see the same whore twice, especially the one you lose virginity to.
Do you have to pay first? I cantbsee myself try listing them.
>>28665414
It'll fucking depend on the whore man, if you look savage af you'll probably have to pay first
Don't use Backpage, OP, it's a pretty slimy site. Also a lot of scammers and cops on the site.
Try finding a review board/site for you city and research girls through that. CAF or TER or something like that.
>>28665337
Why? I've gone back to the same girl a few times.
>>28665434
Lmao prostitution isn't legal in America. . So much for muh freedom
>>28665302
you'd think she'd be more inclined to go on a dinner date then ride your dick and thus charge less but w/e.....prostitute logic i guess
>>28665434
can you describe your first time with a prostitute? i'm 19 year old KHHV and strongly considering it at the end of semester (legal in my country)
>>28665431
What does savage mean?
>>28665434
They said it was to avoid being taken advantage of.
>>28665626
>What does savage mean?
if you look like a gentle beta cuck (which you probably do no offence) she will be unintimidated not ask for the money as soon as you walk in
>>28665434
>CAF or TER
What are these?
>>28664903
Interested as well, but I'm in Quebec.
>>28665733
Review websites for escorts
TER = The Erotic Review
CAF = cafreviews.com
>>28665460
I don't actually know my country's laws around prostitution.Canada's freedom status around guns and drugs and prostitution can be confusing at times
>>28665532
I'm a shit storyteller but sure
>be me, 24 khv
>fuck it, time to visit an escort to avoid wizardhood
>browse a local review site for escorts in my city
>settle on a cute, girl-next-door type, chubby girl a couple years younger than me
>email her and set up a meeting for the next day
>drive over to her condo the next afternoon, nervous as fuck
>Arrive at her place, she lets me in and gives me a gently kiss on the lips
>I take off my shoes and she takes my hand and leads me to her bedroom
>we sit on the edge of her bed and start making out, this goes on for a few minutes
>we stop, she takes her robe, she wearing a a black lace thong and a matching bra, she's a bit chubbier than her pictures show
>I get undressed and she gives me a blow job
>after a few minuets she stops, ask me to go down on her
>I'm really into this, and spend a decent amount eating her out and fingering her
>After this she puts a condom on me and we fuck with her top
>we switch to missionary, I eventually cum
>we cuddle for a while and talk, she asks me to go down on her again, she seemed really into this
>try to fuck her again but my dick can't stay hard, go back to cuddling and her playing a bit with my semi hard dick while we talk
>time is up at this point, I go take a quick shower to clean off and get dressed, she leads me out
i lost my vcard there
i came after a bj and like a minute of sex and couldnt get hard again
wanted to kill myself
might go back next month
>>28666512
ok what did her vagina feel like
>Paying some used up cunt hundreds of dollars worth of your own money for an hour of dispassionate sex.
>>28666620
Like a tight, wet hole. Same sort of texture as the inside of your cheek I guess would be an alright approximation.
Not a virgin but I never used a prostitute.
I'm not against prostitution from a moralistic poverty since I could give a fuck. It's just the idea of paying for a hole to get you dick wet seems like such a ripoff. I would rather dick around trying to find girls who be willing to fuck me if only for a one night stand.
Also the feel of finding a new girl and then fucking them is honestly better then a gf or fwb routinely going down on you.
Plus I knew a few "high class" prostitutes and the shit they did was beyond skanky, everyone one of them was a meth user (to be able to see more johns).
>>28666660
was it ribbed?
done it many times, have had many interesting experiences, some good, some bad
overall I don't recommend it more than once or twice
its not even close to the real thing
>>28666708
NoTo be fair though I have a shit memory when it comes to small details like these
I've fucked 2 girls from Craigslist. Paid for both. Both slimy. Regretted both. Worth it at the time though
NEVER EVER trust backpage without looking at this site beforehand. Trust me
http://liveescortreviews.com/
>>28666770
how much would it cost to rawdog her ass?
>>28666800
bp and cl girls aren't those type of girls, and the type of girl you want to do that with is out of your price range if you have to ask
>>28666800
if youre fucking a hooker who is letting you rawdog her then you probably wouldnt even want to touch her
>>28666842
i have fat stacks you know what i'm sayin, i would go up to 1k
>>28666699
>>28666788
It's an immediate regret, I never understand guys who can cuddle and talk with the hookers afterwards.
It's like the feeling you get when you first start watching porn after you cum, but you can't go distract yourself afterwards. You sit in it, you have to look at her, look at your limp soggy dick, hustle to get your pants on while she tries to make sure you'll be a repeat customer.
All of the pretense and pleasure just really fades away, like the mental effects of a bad and short hangover.
>"I'll never do that again"
>"I hate this feeling"
Then obviously since you're lonely and your dick is stronger than your memory, you go back because there's nowhere else to go.
>tfw considering seeing an asian shemale escort
I've read the greentext of the guy getting raped by one but still am considering it. What do?
>>28666850
yes but you're her first rawdogger because no one has offered her so much before, then would it be ok?>
>>28666861
All weird fetishes die immediately after you cum, the reason people like sex in relationships is that there's that warm cuddly non-sexual feeling after.
>>28665500
Time is money, most common session for escort is 30mins-1hour.
Dinner would rarely be under 1 hour. Why would she discount herself? They charge based on time, not what you do with it. There are extras for a higher price too.
>>28666861
you'll feel like a fucking disgusting wierdo after you cum, like with most fetishes.
>>28666861
Fuck her. Just don't ask her to domme you.Alternatively, Tell her you're a virgin and ask her to domme you, then green text the humiliating experience so we can laugh at you
>>28666892
if you're paying for the dinner it should be less honestly, they get a free dinner PLUS the donation
>>28666876
oh yeah and your future gf never let anyone do her in the pooper
>>28666884
>>28666897
This is what i'm afraid of.
>>28666922
I wont let you down
>>28666945
It's not something to be afraid of, because it WILL happen, unless you're jaded beyond belief.
Especially because of the way they usually act after you're done. Nice enough (since they want to keep business), but pushing you out the door.
>>28664903
Hey pal. Never used it but a close friend does a lot. It's reputable. The nice aspect of it is the forums etc . He once had an escort get way drunk and try to screw him out of his money (not literally cuz then the transaction would have been fine). He posted a bad review and she ended up reaching out to him and giving half the money back if he took the negative review down.
He's had , other than that, really positive experience with it.
At this point it probably just sounds like I'm the one using it . What ever.
Go for it.
>>28666978
I am pretty jaded though
>>28667006
Ah, you'll probably be fine. The thing is, the feeling only (usually) lasts a day or two at most, then over time you become horny again and you do it again.
>>28667029
>>28666978
>>28666856
holy shit
you described it perfectly
fuck me dude
>>28667052
The worst part for me is that I can't cum from vaginal sex alone. It's like my dick heats up until it feels overstimulated, and starts to hurt for a while.
So they have to jack me off, and it sprays all over my body. Of course, I'm loving it all the while, but then the dreaded release happens and they run off to get towels and alcohol spray.
And I lie there, looking up at a ceiling fan, covered in come.
I'm just covered in shame and regret, and am very alone.
>>28667151
i walked out after it felt so fucked
i might go back like once a month kind of thing just for release
i cant believe i lost my vcard that way
>>28666512
bizarre..
i have been to 40+ escorts and the only ones who have asked me to go down on them are ones who already knew me from previous encounters
very strange she asked you to do that 2x
>>28667450
so...escorts actually enjoy fucking strangers?
>>28667506
I feel like it sometimes. I'm a young guy, relatively fit, and usually search for girls who usually give bodyrubs only so their vagina hasn't been pounded on an hourly basis for years.
Maybe it's because I'm a break from their usual clients?
>>28667029
>>28666978
>>28666856
>>28667151
Stop it guys too close to home
>>28667611
These are all my posts. I thought I was damaged, that the majority of people were able to use a simple service and walk out her door as if they were leaving a fast food joint.
Now I think this must be a feel as old as history itself.
>>28667684
There was one lady I saw who after I climaxed and went into the usual episode she stopped me from getting up and had me lay down and relax. That made it all feel better for some reason. She was the best I ever saw and kept asking me why I looked so sad and I just told her because our time is over. I still don't really know why. Is it regret? Loneliness? I don't know
>>28667850
The best session of my life was a similar experience, and it was a body rub without penetration.
When I walked in, she came up and hugged me, commented on how tall I was, and went to go make some drinks. She said the "pre-session" time wasn't part of the 1 hour, so we sit and chatted for a bit while I was petting her cat.
Before the session started, she asked me if I wanted to put on some music. The first thing that came to mind was some experimental downtempo electronic from Japan that I was fond of, and she seemed to like it too.
The massage was bliss, she kissed me all over and played with my hair. She took off her underwear to reveal the most glorious, shapely tits I had ever seen in my entire life, and started rubbing them up and down my body.
She flipped me over and saw some precum dripping out of my penis, lightly licked it off, and smiled at me. While she stroked me off, she wanted me to lick her pussy, which I really liked. I came in a straight line directly up, and then the feeling set in.
It still felt bad, even after all that, but she offered me a drink (which I took) and some weed (which I declined), and I sat out on her balcony while she smoked a joint and I dragged on a cigarette.
I didn't know the etiquette, it was early on so I had no idea she probably would have let me go further, which I regret. Probably the closest thing toromantic sexI've ever experienced, and every other whore afterwards has been chasing that.
It was my 2nd or 3rd session ever, and I didn't feel the urge for 3 months afterwards. When I wanted to see her again, she told me what had changed. Apparently her friend told her that she could make more money domming, and she moved to another city for that.
God, that was three years ago now.
Pic is from a set she sent me afterwards.
>>28666935
>being this hebrew
>>28668100
sorry for your bad feels bub. thanks for sharing a good story
>>28667506
>>28667576
Actually I think its a bit unprofessional to be honest. Maybe because I am in New Zealand and its very legal here, but if an escort randomly told me to go down on her while we were in foreplay mode I would be a bit put off. I am decent looking too an know girls enjoy their time with me.
I don't know why it just strikes me as very unprofessional if I didn't tell the girl before hand I would like her to be dominant.
>>28664903
I've paid visits to my local brothel about 5-7 times.
Only one time was i able to cum, and it was because the girl was actually a cutie for once, and asked if i wanted her to suck without the condom...she actually offered me, then said it was the first time she had done that (like i believe it but still cute) felt like fucking an actual gf instead of just a rushed experience where they try make you cum and get you out the door which makes me panic i am not gonna be able to cum in time and waste my money...which i always end up doing when it gets forced into my mind.
I can't decide if its worth it or not. If you can find a whore who can provide a decent girl friend experience its definitely worth it...for me anyway since i want to feel like i have a girlfriend but i dont want to have to deal with all the shit that goes along with having a girlfriend.
The problem with finding a decent GFE is money, if you are NEET like me that is. There's a good reason some whores cost so fucking much.
>>28666856
I'm a sugar baby and this is why I get paid 4,000 a month for two to three visits. There's no time limits, no worries, and it makes it so much more comfy. We just hang out, go to dinner, talk about all kinds of things, and then lewd things just transition in nice and smooth. Plus, no condom since we're both tested. At the end, we might chat some more, watch a bit of TV together, and then I go home. It's just really nice overall.
>>28664903
I want her to squat down and piss on the floor. Can you post more pics of her?
>>28668754
In college towns with a high cost of living, sugar babies are the best value per dollar. The cost per hour are near third world sex tourism tier.
>>28665657
not looking like you'd hurt someone is being a "beta cuck" now? lmao the west in 2016 is crazy af
Google it, find a girl who is NOT part of an agency or has been imported into the country to be used as a sex slave or you'll feel bad afterwards. You ideally want to find a local slag who wants money for sex without a crack habit.
The sex will be loveless but probably warm and moist. Meet her, leave the money on a discreet side table so she can take it without asking directly, then you can fuck her senseless. Don't be offended if she counts the money, pay before slamming her.
Kissing escorts are generally better, also maybe look for GFE (girl friend experience) slags who will cuddle you and make you feel like you aren't just fucking a fleshlight with a soul.
>>28668100
damn anon that gave me feels
>>28664903
on topic, i've always wanted to. i've had 3 girlfriends that lasted over a year each so ive had a lot of sex but at 26 years old ive only been with 3 girls so the idea of an escort sounds appealing just to see what its like to bang a random chick
although i think id regret it since ive always heard sex with someone you really care about is completely different
>>28668754
>4000 on a bitch
whoever is paying you deserves to be etched from existence. you cool though, cookie.
>>28666627
>Paying some used up cunt hundreds of dollars worth of your own money for an hour of dispassionate sex.
That's why instead of wife/gf we can choose prostitutes.
>>28666685
>It's just the idea of paying for a hole to get you dick wet seems like such a ripoff
Uhh, you mean like dates and marriage?
>>28669784
at least with marriage/gf you are trying to build a foundation towards your happiness
>>28669812
>at least with marriage/gf you are trying to build a foundation towards your happiness
Lel, marriage for happiness? You got brainwashed too much.
Marriage suppose to be your economical investment by merging money of your family with hers family money.
>>28669871
oh ok sorry i didnt know
>>28665434
There'll be some escorts on dating sites too, that seems like a safe bet
>>28666685
at this point, for me, Id rather just not be a dick and lead women on. My life is shitty right now, so I cant really date anyone longterm cuz I have no fucking clue what Im doing. plus, I just wanna fuck. and any money it costs would be the same if I tried going on a couple of dates with a girl then fuck. I figure it evens out and Im fairly attractive, so i wont feel like shit
>>28668540
i'm in new zealand too bud, what escort would you recommend
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/
>>28670197
im auckland based and have only visited girls from aucks
avoid roxy
sadly 80% of the asian girls on there have been on there for legit 5+ years without updating their profile, so maybe the pics were once real but they look nothing like they do anymore
i generally only go with the south american girls now, theres a group of them run i think by Zara who work out of a few nice beach rd apartments, they are all tip top class
always in shape photos are always genuine and the service has always been excellent from those gals
>>28670670
What about beli? She looks pretty legit
>>28670684
oh personal preference of mine but i avoid young euro girls because when i was younger i actually ended up booking a girl in my uni class, it was awkward. We laughed and I said it would probably be better if we don't do this and she doesn't have to worry about me telling anyone.
So I didn't but I wanted to avoid that happening again lol. Thankfully she wasnt a close friend or anything our circles kind of overlapped but I had never really hada conversation with her, we just knew who we both were.
>>28670799
OK will it matter if I'm only 18? I'm fit but not the most handsome mug
>>28670823
it wont matter
if you look tooooo young maybe they will ask for ID?
Alisha, Luna Torres and Nicole Gomez all work out of the place I was referring too and I'm sure are great. I have only seen Luna before the other two are new.
>>28671010
alright when you arrive what the fuck do you do how does this whole thing play out
>>28671041
So basically they will give you their apartment address, is a pretty upmarket complex on beach rd, you msg them when you are downstairs and they will buzz you in and tell you the floor and apartment number
one of the girls will let you in and show you to the room and shortly will send in your girl
if they dont know you and you look nervous they will probably ask you for the money upfront when you come in just because well they dont have any reason to trust you, but dont worry these girls are great, they are not even clock watchers you wont feel rushed out
normally i get an hour
anyway after the girl comes in she will ask you if oyu like a shower, you should say yes, this wont count as your time unless you ask the girl in with you
when you come back to the room do whatever you want just communicate
if its your first time and you want her to take control tell her that, if you want her to pretend to be naive or whatever tell her that
if you want something out of the ordinary confirm it on the phone before you set your time not to waste anyones time
oh and dont be a dickhead, fi you make an appointment then show up
umm what else
dont hurt them or i will find you
they have toys and costumes but its better you tell them what you want before so they can prepare, maybe they forgot their toy at home or some shit that day
just be upfront and respect their time and they will show you an amazing experience in return i honestly cannot vouch for the girls at this place enough
>>28671131
alright can i tell them not to look at my dick
>>28671169
You can tell anyone in this world whatever you want if you have a mouth what kind of question is that
>>28671215
thanks i didnt know that, one more question
so you saw beli? is her face ugly
>>28671240
No I didn't see beli I gave an example of why I don't see uni girls anymore.
>>28671258
i go to AUT hbu
>>28671326
i finished 2 years ago
>>28664903
I'd never pay an escort, for what they charge, who do they think I am, Trump?
Street whores, every time, $25 for sex where I live, if it's late and look jumpy I have gotten an Around the World, from an older whore for $10, pussy, mouth and ass for $10, best deal in town
>>28664903
I feel like police are posting these threads to fuck with me .
Getting an escort in Ontario is easy as fuck.
Just don't be black and clean your junk before meeting her .
Read reviews on sp411 before you visit anyone tho
>>28665337
>especially the one you lose virginity to
Can confirm
You'll get an involuntary obsession and creep her out
>>28671584
who do you think is the po lice
her shadow is a old man in a sailor cap smoking a pipe
>>28671640
Because I've posted a lot about my escort experiences on here .
I also pretend to be an ISIS supporter and post lots of misogynistic stuff.
I'm definitely on a few watchlists
>>28671705
hello this is the police, please come out of the thread slowly with your hands on your head
