>go to /wsr/
>ask for them to edit pics
>i already have them edited in this way
Stupid fucks
Hey dont do that I really appreciate their edits. They vector my anime women.
>go to women's bathroom
>masturbate
>rub my semen all over the toilet seat, handle,toilet paper, and stall door
>wait for a whore to come in and get impregnated by my seed
>>28664320
>need some classes because I'm doing bad in college
>ask dad for twice as much as classes cost
>ask mom the same
>call teacher and cancel classes
>>28665387
Damn. I remember one time I was mad at my older sister so I rubbed cum into a couple pairs of underwear she had in her drawers. At the time I truly believed she might get pregnant which was what I was hoping for to get her into trouble.
>>28665387
>Go in /devilish/ thread
>Drop the copypasta
>try to rent a gun at the range
>clerk behind the counter tells me to observe the no singles policy due to people coming to rent guns to suicide
>tell him I already own a gun and wouldn't do such a thing
>bring in my gun to show him with ammo along with it
>lets me rent the gun
>kill myself with the rental anyways
dumb fuck
>Stupid fuck from work takes my route from work when we get off
>doesn't even live towards that direction
>approaching school zone
>I get behind him and start honking
>get beside him and speed past him just a little
>Instantly slow down once we enter school zone
>i know that a cop hides behind the bushes
>dumbshit blows through school zone
>cop pulls him over
That's what happens when you do pic related while I'm trying to pick up hookers
He actually did that shit
>>28665387
>go to mommy's bathroom
>wank my wang doodle
>rub my semen all over the toilet seat, handle, toilet paper, and soap
>wait for the bitch to come in and get impregnated by my seed
>>28665417
STOP THE PRESSES TBO
>go to 4chan
>post images with emojis in the filename
>people always get mad and shit themselves
