okay small to average dick havers, how do you intend to compete?
Skill?
Piercings/body mods?
Surgery?
all the above?
No "I don't intend to use it" bs either.
Fetishizing the humiliation.
I'm never going to use it and don't want to. My masturbation stick is for me and me alone.
>>28664266
this.
i pay girls to laugh at my tiny dick on cam or over phone.
>>28664248
The size of my penis doesn't matter when it comes to masturbating.
Don't care what anyone else thinks about it.
I just saw a poll on dick size that said different.
From what I've read most women do care about size. They want it to be adequate i.e. average (5" - 6") or close. However, the most preferred size was around 6.5" I think.
I have an average dick. If women make a fuss over it I'd just leave them.
As long as you're average (5-6 inches) you're fine. Stop this beta cuck shit.
4 is disappointing but will work for most girls unless they're size queens.
>>28664410
Personally I'm above average (7) and my Asian girlfriend couldn't take me balls deep and none of my exes couldn't deep throat me without gagging. I wish I were smaller.
>>28664312
>paying them to do something they'd do anyways
LMFAO@your life
6" here, Been wanting to get a Jacobs ladder down my dick. I've read its more pleasurable for both parties, anyone have one?
>>28664266
This. I'm 4 inches and it's been to just not consider yourself a real man and the insecurity fades.
4 inch dick here. I compete by being charismatic and funny and most important being CONFIDENT. In my blue pill days I would actually tell girls before I fucked them that I had a small dick, i was so in fear of my small penis I let it dictate everything. Since taking the redpill I have learned I must show 100% full confidence with girls and havent had one girl complain yet. And just to show how stupid girls are I asked this one hot girl I was banging how big my cock was and she said 7 inches. I laughed when she said that but then saw she was completely serious and just nodded. Most girls have no concept of size and will think you are bigger if they are into you.
>>28664447
7.7" here bone pressed
I'm worried that if I one day get a gf, she won't be able to sit on my dick without it being uncomfortable
>>28664365
>Tfw 6 5 inch dick last time I measured
>Tfw wasn't even fully erect then
KV. Totally average dick and I don't care at all if she likes it or not.
Are these anonymous online polls? You can't just present an array of statistics and not cite their origin
Women are whores, is this news to you guys?
>>28664248
Not like I'll get a chance to use it.
Daily reminder that dick size threads should be taken with a grain of salt. If more than half of manchilds on r9k reportedly have massive penises then there clearly is something wrong here.
>>28665068
lol babby dick detected. being above 7"+ is normal unless you're asian.
>>28665068
It's interesting how autistic virgins are so obsessed with dick size
I guess they'll find any excuse for why it's not their fault they're alone
>>28664248
How do I expect to deal with it? What do you mean? I'm great at sex. I get off every time. Who cares if they enjoy it
>>28665121
Who exactly are you referring to as an "autistic virgin"?
>>28665064
How big is it anon?
>>28665222
5 inches.... But 8 years until wizard status. If you are in your 20's and haven't lost your virginity yet. It is game over.
>>28664248
i am rich so i dont really care about the bitches opinion
>>28664248
ez skill
But I was lucky enough to find another virgin to skill up with, very good learning environment
>>28665064
Is that herpes? or are you just unhygienic as fuck?
>>28665529
If you are talking about the white stuff near the base, it is cum/lube.
The bumps on my circumcision scar are I think Fordyce's spots. I have had it my whole life and I'm a virgin so no stds.
I'm about 5 inches long last time i measured but beta as fuck. Still a virgin, but i'm not really stressing that much over it.
>>28665641
I'l talking about those green-brown little lumps
>>28664248
I don't. It's not like anyone'll want to see it.
>>28665692
>Green lumps
Where?
>>28665449
this, the sound of a lambhorgini aventador makes a pussy wetter than a big dick
>>28664248
>No "I don't intend to use it" bs either.
>implying it's bs when you've made it to 26 years old as a KHHV
I would most likely turn down free sex if I was offered it due to fear of being laughed at,
This is one of my worst insecurities.
Myself, I can literally only get off to pictures of me
Help
tfw love tiny cocks
>>28665763
origniqAL CXOMMMWNTRNRNRNR
>>28666412
>If you are talking about the white stuff near the base, it is cum/lube.
>What is reading comprehension?
It's from the baby oil gel lube I was using.
>>28666502
>baby oil gel lube
hehe cutfags and their lube
>>28664248
is 6.5 inches alright?
>>28667603
Are you actually making fun of me for having my genitals mutilated the day I was born?
>>28664248
I'm 5.5"
I think I'm okay
Why would women care about lenght?
I thought they didn't feel much deep inside the vagina.
Wouldn't girth be #1?
>>28667708
Yes, that's correct, anon. But if you're under 4 inches in length you're gonna have a bad time. Anything over 7 is also starting to get freakishly huge, and you will hurt them/not be able to go balls deep (unless she's a complete and utter whore).
>>28667731
What if your dick is bent downwards?
My shit is around 6'5+, never measured girth but looks pretty good from what I've seen.
Its not a big or hard bent, if I hold it, it stays normal straight but if its just idling there me standing at full boner is looks pretty patethic beta penis looking down in shame.
I didn't choose the size of my penis
Fuck you
Fuck
>>28664365
> However, the most preferred size was around 6.5" I think.
They were lying to not seem like sluts, kek
>>28667839
And I didn't choose to be 5'6" but at least my cock is 6.75" long and decently girthy.
Win some lose some.
>>28670082
>tfw 6x5.4
>showed this chick and she thought it was huge
>still a virgin
>Source: http://www.misterpoll.com
this looks legit
I still don't grasp how r9k thinks penis size is relevant at all.
You don't lose your virginity by having a big cock, I'm living proof.
I'd rather live with a tiny dick than with all the faults I have now.
Sex is only for my pleasure.
>>28664248
>No "I don't intend to use it" bs either.
How's that bullshit? That's reality man, I'd love to have my dick sucked by a QT but It won't happen, so I could have a monster or baby dick it won't change the basic fact that I'm not using it.
>>28672814
Lots of people on /r9k/ are just looking for something to blame their social ineptitude on. If you're determined to wallow in your depression, just choose some unchangeable physical attribute as the source of all your woes, and now you have a perfect excuse for not trying to improve yourself!
>Oh, if only I was tall / had a big dick / could grow a beard, then I'd be a super cool guy and everyone would love me and I'd get all the ladies!
Pencil-dick here. It's pretty long, but very little girth.
Am I done for?
>>28672944
I truly belive from the bottom of my heart that If I was tall, handsome had a beard and a big dick my life would be immensly better.
>>28664248
Pencil dick , have had gf for years don't even pleasure her just fuck her till I'm satisfied 0 fucks given she can leave me for all I care
>>28672944
>Physical appearances don't matter!
>Girls will like you for your personality!
>Just b urself XD
You aren't by chance a producer of 90s Disney movies, right?
>compete
there's no competition
you're either in game or you're not
you can have a huge dick and no confidence and you'll never get laid
>>28672987
Can't wait to see you crawl here whining about how she left you for Chad with a big dick that fills her entirely.
I mean that's cool you seem to don't give a fuck about roasties feels but how can you accept the fact that your gf will receive better sex and will have great pleasure with another guy's dick?
>>28672944
>Lots of people on /r9k/ are just looking for something to blame their social ineptitude on. If you're determined to wallow in your depression, just choose some unchangeable physical attribute as the source of all your woes, and now you have a perfect excuse for not trying to improve yourself!
That one hit home pretty well, yes.
>>28664266
The girl has nice fingernails...
>tfw average
>5 inch dick
best of both worlds
>>28672990
No, don't be yourself. Be a better, more likable version of yourself.
Personally, I'm fatter and generally less physically attractive that I was five years ago, but I have way more friends because I learned how to not be a creepy weirdo. (I also mostly stopped visiting /r9k/ - coincidence???)
>>28664410
do you mean 5-6 BP or non BP?
>>28664641
you telling the truth anon? What is your girth
>>28667656
nonbp?
>>28665068
Cause only people on the extremes bother to post in these kinds of threads.
I'm close to 7 inches, which is large, so you could say I'm bragging. Dicklets come here to complain or talk about their small dicks. Everyone with ~5.5 inch dicks ignores the thread and goes on their merry way.
>>28673143
As a 6'4" tall dude with a 5" dick, I can confirm that I always post in height threads but almost never post in dick size threads.
>>28673143
I have exactly 5.5" and I'm still not convinced my dick is big enough.
Porn has that effect. Arm length black dicks will make any man unsure.
Even when I've fucked chicks and they've moaned and we've had like completely normal sex.
Stupid af.
>>28673189
5.5 bone pressed or non?
Im like 5.2 nonbonepressed and want to an hero
8 incher reporting in.
My gf doesn't want to have sex with me as often as i'd like.
>she moan "your so fucking huge"
>I cum buckets
>gets mad cus i didnt let her cum
Shit sucks mang.
any dick size between 5 and 7 inches will do you fags
I'm almost 7 and hit my asian gf's cervix a few times. Not fun. Be happy with what you got
>>28673438
Looks like you have a somewhat tight circumcision. Can you move the skin easily up and down with your hand when you have an erection?
I have no trouble fapping if that's what you're asking.
>>28673543
>>28673438
Same guy as those.
>>28673528
No i have no trouble fapping.
I love sending my dick picture to girls just to see their reaction.
>>28673543
Ah, you use your shirt as a foreskin substitute.
I've done that too.
>>28673592
Mostly for hiding :^) It's supposed to be a teasing picture.
But yah, never fapped as uncut so i can't tell what im missing out on.
But as i said, have no trouble fapping without my shirt.
>>28664248
>misterpoll.com
Nice try Goyim
>>28673438
Lovely dick anon. Your gf is lucky. I wish my man was packing that.
>>28664248
>>28664248
I don't need to. My dick's well below, so what?
Is mine okay r9k ?
I just fucked a girl 4 days ago and she had 2 orgasms but cant fuck her after that because she said it was hurting, was she lying ?
>>28673675
Nice looking frenulum there.
almost 6 inch in Amerikansky measurement
I only dick mytulpaso it doesn't matter
Women won't be satisfied unless you're Chad anyway.
Being average with a huge cock isn't gonna stop them from cheating.
>>28673322
You're fine dude dw
If you fuck her good you will satisfy her and you are also made to have children
What else do you actually need
>>28673784
Oh yeah it will
> 6", 5.25" girth
> multiple girls have said I'm really thick and satisfying
> current gf cums easily, she says I'm so thick I make her cum
> blessed
>>28673634
aw, that's sweet of you.
Is that you in the picture? Whoever it is, she's awesomely cute.
>>28673970
>5.25" girth
>Thick
>>28674137
Exactly! The views you people have are skewed as fuck
>>28673322
Terrible. Just die.
>>28674148
The average girth is about 5 inches you stupid fuck.
>>28664248
Money.
Bloxblizblox
>>28664248
>how do you intend to compete
suicide
You can't lose if you don't play their fucking game
>>28674186
Now you understand that it really doesn't matter. Just date small girls ;)
>>28674137
average girth is less than 5 inches, it gets reported between 4.5'' and 4.9'' depending on the study
I intend to do nothing, as in never using my 4x3 penis or having sex.
>>28673438
I'm scared I'd probably be in the same situation as you.
>virgin but 7.5-8.25 inch dick (depending on arousal
>around 5.6 shaft girth, 6"+ base girth
>dick grows in length and girth when I pull back the foreskin, head blows up like balloon
>ejaculate within a few minutes to dirty talk and moaning
I'm already afraid of intimacy, this just makes shit worse. Nice dick though.
>>28674228
Half an inch above average doesn't make that much difference.
>>28673998
Lol that's not me. Thats demi lovato. I'm kinda goofy looking. Would love to stroke your dick
>>28664447
They're both pornstars though
>>28674268
true but there's only a small percentage of men at 5.5" girth or above.
They happen to be 50% of the posters in these threads but don't let that fool you, a girl is likely to see anything thicker than 5" as big
>>28674375
Damn. Got any kik, mail or snapchat? You seem cute damnit.
>>28674395
only 3.9% of the population are 6 foot 4 or higher
yet you wouldn't think someone is lying if they said they were 6 foot 4 in this thread
my dick is 6 inches in girth. i do not lie on the internet
>>28674523
woah chad put down the dick pics and social media accounts and back away from the roastie
>>28664248
The formatting of this graphic is a nightmare
>>28674562
Shut up filthy frog
>>28674395
>a girl is likely to see anything thicker than 5" as big
But would she really feel a big difference between 4.5" and 5"?
brb, gotta measure that girth now.
>>28674596
SPURDO
ISNT
A
FROG
>>28674534
nobody accused you of lying why so defensive?
The reason so many big dicks in these threads is because endowed guys never miss a chance to brag about it, like this anon said >>28673143
same thing happens in height threads.
>>28674523
I'm not American. And I don't want to post my email here. But tonight when I'm having a shower I'll be thinking about your dick
>>28674523
>Those legs
>>28674645
he doesn't have much mass, just definition in his abs, so his legs are in proportion
>>28674636
not american either lel, eurofag.
Fuck. Im fucking curious about you now.
>>28674645
Im a cyclist :<
>>28664248
>TL;DR: another delusional thread
while a small percent of female just expects to be plowed like niggers, the majority asks for other "services" (quality time), including but not limited to:
- romantic atmosphere
- smile time (like, e.g., cinema)
- quality foreplay (absolutely a must)
- cuddling time (and hugging as well)
- relaxing atmosphere (like shopping)
- kissing (not only "passionate" kisses)
- anything that makes good memories
- both serious and nonsense talking while all of the above
When all of the above is widely OK, then having a four-incher instead of a raging nine-incher won't make any difference.
Only a beastie-woman (a "nigger inside" one) would be satisfied by a guy whose only target is sticking his penis-tongue-digits inside her holes.
Most guys wrongly assume that the above stuff is just an optional side-dish to prepare her holes, and wrongly assume that a woman just requires some hole filling.
>>28674636
ah fuck it, im gonna stroke my dick and think about you anonette. Post a picture of you.
>>28674762
That looks like a fucking blobfish.
>>28674755
You forgot this board thinks all a female is good for is to provide a fuck hole and act excited about it.
>>28664365
>tfw 5.5" measured regularly
>closer to 6.8" when none pressed
Fuck I need to lose some more weight
>only 5"
>also circumcised
Having a big dick means nothing. I have a 8' dick and a 6packs and I'm still a total virgin. The only thing that matters is not being a fucking loser
>>28674523
>legs
>abs
>can't tell if bodyhair or tattoos but >whatever the fuck is on your chest and shoulders
How do I avoid this?
>>28675731
pics my person
>>28674523
>Chad is trying to steal someone's girl while he has his own
Sounds about right
>>28675756
Have shit genetics
>>28675795
Meh, it's not stealing if she wants it. Also, what you don't know wont hurt you :^)
I am so fucking past caring about dick size on the internet.
Especially since i'm a perma virgin.
>>28674755
See. This shit makes me sad af about giving up.
Girls can't tell how big a dick is really. I'm like 6 inches and Ive had girls say I was big. They really don't have a clue unless you're really big or really small.
>>28664248
Why does this have the 75% connected to the red quarter, and the 25% connected to the black 3/4s?
What a trash graph, must've been made by a woman.
>>28664447
>big brests
>in any way typical of asians
Also all these models have uncharacteristically narrow faces, most asians appear to have too big wide heads.
>>28664248
22 Million euro inheritance is how
>>28664248
7.8 inch here and im in a relation ship for over a year now and I took her virginity 4 months ago and she still cant get used to size of my penis it hurst her 50% of the time and alot of poses that we try to do she just cant take it all the way in (doggystyle) so yea penis size might matter to fucking sluts because their pussy is like a fucking hallway but from my exp having a big penis sometimes might fuck you over since i cant do my favorite stuff without my girlfriend tearing up
What ratio of girth to length is considered "thick"?
>>28679280
1:1
4inch long 4 inch girth
go for that box look mate
>>28679345
>box look mate
you realize girth is circumference, not diameter, right?
>>28674523
yes but how big is your dick, manlet
>>28679359
no i dont spend that much time on dick mathematics faggot
