Self Improvement
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Alright robots, buckle up. because I have a story of how I went from 5/10 skinnyfat to 7.5/10 normie (based on what Stacies have told me).
>be 20
>5'11" 195 lbs skinnyfat
>dropped out of liberal arts school
>wagecucking at convenience store half of my day and playing various MMO's the other half
>have nightmare of getting chased by a lion
>weird man in nightmare inspires me to improve myself
cont.
Day 1-5:
>cut back on junk food a bit
>sell some valuable items from my vidya
>shave
>get haircut
>dress like a fairly normal person
>sell faggoty coat
Day 6-10:
>try to wean my self off of junk food
>ask boss for more work
>make an extra $10-20 everyday
>cut myself off from /pol/ and /a/
>limit 4chan altogether
Day 11-20:
>start binging on junk food again
>cut myself off of it completely
>cook up chicken and eat healthy
>start walking after work
>very therapeutic
>lose a few pounds by day 20
Day 21-30:
>start going to the gym
>Chads are very nice and helpful
>start squatting, benching, rowing
>browse /fit/
>experiment with hair product and stubble
Day 31-60:
>start taking protein powder
>lose 10 lbs
>start looking pretty good
>my face isn't chad like, but I make it work
>apply for job at warehouse
>get it because I look "hardworking"
>go from $10.50 and hour to $15
>make normie friends at bars and from work
Month 2-4:
>start saving up
>get volunteer work done and intern a little
>put it on resume
>apply to my cities' college (ranked in the top 50 on most lists)
>get in
Month 5-9:
>finally athletic and handsome
>can run a 5k in 22 minutes
>making $20 an hour
>get fancy apartment on edge of town and Chevy Malibu to commute in
>working on pharmaceutical degree
>meet Indonesian qt working on vet degree
>work bros rate her as a 8.5/10
>start talking with her
>be nice and respectful
>she's now my gf of 3 months
You can do it. God gives us a mountain and we must climb it for his reward.
>>28664564
>God
Had me going until there. Nice try guy
Too bad I'm only 5'8 you dirty normie
>>28664654
preach fampai
>>28664654
Two of my work bros are really short and one has a qt wife and the other has had several hot gfs
>>28664564
>meet Indonesian qt
This is the only part of your story that isn't a mirror of my life. How/where did you meet said qt? Spare no detail please, friend and feelbro.
>>28664242
5'11'' 195 is not skinnyfat, it's average which is far better than skinnyfat.
Im glad i just became better looking after my freshman and sophmore year. I am wayyy to lazy to actually work at getting better
>>28664934
>tfw just skinny
Fuck, putting on weight is hard. How the fuck do people even get to planet size?
>>28664564
I think you're full of shit and over exaggerating your success
>>28664891
I met her around the uni campus.
>>28665362
This is my main problem.
It's just as much work to eat a lot, as it is to exercise. Doing both together feels impossible.
>>28664934
195 at 5'11" is bordering on obese you retard. I'm 5'11" and 175 and even I could stand to lose 10 more pounds. Borderline not overweight.
