About to buy my new best friend tomorrow. Pic related.
>>28663877
Dogs are fucking disgusting and I sincerely hope all dog owners come to their senses soon and mass euthanize their vermin.
>>28663877
You're going to buy a dumb animal and pretend he's your friend?
Spare yourself the trouble and just get a teddy bear you child.
>He's roughly halfway through his life
>Took this picture almost 4 years ago
>I'm going to have to deal with his death some day
He's a good dog though
>It's a dog thread
fucking dognormies
>>28663877
aww thats a cute lil pupper!
my dog died 2 days ago. i thought i would be destraught with my dog dead. but, i was actually happy for my pup.
>>28663891
>>28663915
fuck off justin
>>28663915
>i'd rather be alone and complain on a Peruvian trading post
>>28663943
>pupper
God I hate these twee febble brained dipshits.
>>28663877
Take good care of him anon, and cherish the time
>>28663924
You too anon, please give him a scratch behind the ear for me
>>28663877
Reddit/10
Congratulations faggotnigger,
>>28663943
>i was actually happy
Then that makes two of us.
>>28663960
this is a filipino michael vick fan forum
>>28663960
Yeah pretend the some stupid animal is your pal.
Might as well save some money and just get an imaginary friend.
>>28663891
>>28663915
>>28663942
>>28663981
>>28663995
Coming into my pupper thread like some autist. I bet you are all upset that even dogs ignore you.
>>28664117
This is r9k bitches ignore everyone here
>Her dee durr look at muh pupper. Derr dogo derrr
>>28664117
No joke, this thread would have a considerably warmer reception on /pol/, we love dogs over there (except pit bulls)
>>28664117
>I'm so mentally under developed I assign human personality traits to animals
Really something you'd only expect of a toddler.
>>28664206
I guess I'll try my luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwGnCIdHQH0 :'^(
>>28664206
Pol is a bunch of fat neckbeard blowhards.
Who cares what they do or don't like.
>>28664211
And really lonely women.
I honestly believe that there are some on this board who actually don't like dogs. The only conclusion that I can make is that they are simply too lazy and helpless to even take care of themselves that the thought of having to take care of such a minimalistic animal like a dog would just way too much to handle. If humans evolved with dogs for tens of thousands of years and you still despise the sight of one. You're fucked budy
>>28664594
>I honestly believe that there are some on this board who actually don't like dogs.
I'm fine with dogs, when they are treated for what they are....animals.
This recent cultural trend of ascribing human traits onto them, or treating them like surrogate children, is narcissistic, weak minded and frankly.....pathetic.
I'll make an exception for children and spinsters. The rest of you get your shit together.
>>28664670
I'm 18 if that makes you feel better. Also he's going to be my hunting dog.
>>28664670
What does it matter what someone else does to their animal? I treat my dogs like dogs and if one were to die I would just get another but some people love their dogs more than others... What's the big deal?
>>28664748
Don't bring the dog to supermarkets, airplanes, cafes, stores etc. where they don't belong.
I don't hate dogs, I hate dog owners.
>>28664813
Correct. The dog merely reflects the quality of the owner. If you have a shitty dog.. you're either a terrible dog trainer or not a good person
>>28664800
The big deal is I don't want to deal with your pet. I don't want it on an airplane. I don't want it in the supermarket etc. Dog owners are delusional out of control idiots.
They're animal, not your friends, not your children. Grow the fuck up you weak minded fools.
>>28664594
I like cats more. From my experience they generally have more diverse personalities. Most dogs I came into contact with were essentially the same dog, however i havent met many cats with the same personality.
Maybe thats just me though.
>>28664844
I live in NYC, and these people are way the fuck out of control.
Why these idiots have dogs in tiny NYC apartments is beyond me in the first place. why anyone wants to live with a dof is beyond me. newsflash idiots, your house smells like ass and there is hair everywhere. (I understand if you live in the country and have property.)
And they treat them like children. They bring them to bars and restaurants and markets, even though it is against the health code.
They're living in a complete fantasy world. Dogs have become a sort of emotional crutch for all kinds of ridiculous people.
>>28664852
I don't have a problem with a dog in any of those situations as long as the dog is well trained and not being a neusence. Unfortunately there are a lot of dog owners that are genuinely retarded when it comes to taking care of dogs and being concious enough to know when it's acceptable to have them in public. My dogs never leave the yard unless we are going to camp.
>>28664670
Humans are by definition animals as well, I don't see your point.
Humans and dogs LITERALLY evolved alongside each other, and there are studies proving that humans can trigger emotional responses in dogs just as dogs can with humans.
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/348/6232/333
Take this link for example, which describes how dogs can actually feel love for humans the same way humans can for them.
Just kill yourself, you autistic moron.
>>28664917
Ah, see. I live in the country so seeing dogs at resturaunts is not common and if they are there it's usually an assistant dog for a blind person. You won't meet a bad dogger in public, most people around here arnt retarded enough to parade them around with them everywhere like children
>>28664206
>pit bulls
It takes an extra special kind of asshole to own a pit bull.
>>28664813
I'm not truly an autist. Dog is either at home or hunting with me.
>>28665015
Yea sure dogs have emotions.. So do pigs, cows, chickens, etc.. Dogs on the other hand have been a humans companion for thousands of years and for humans to treat dogs(usually small breed dogs) like children is completely retarded and stupid. Just because they show emotion doesn't mean they have he ability to think complex thoughts. I could go and beat the living shit out of my pupper right now and 5 minutes latter give her a cookie and she be just as happy as always. Emotion=/= intelligence therefore humans=/= dogs
>>28664500
And this cesspool is any better?
>>28664962
>I don't have a problem with a dog in any of those situations
It's against the health code. dogs do not belong in society beyond like dog parks. Fuck you people. Stop dragging your adult teddy bear around with you like a fucking child.
>>28665075
You're missing the point entirely. Dogs are awesome companions and people love them for it.
>>28665015
Nigga please. A dog has an IQ of around a 2 year old child.
You're literally playing make believe.
>>28665091
You've really got some killer reading comprehension there bud. You must be one of those autist's I've been hearing about
>>28665075
So you understand that people have LITERALLY evolved to like dogs, yet you still get upset by it?
Loyalty =/= a lack of intelligence. I don't suppose an autist would understand the concept of loyalty though. If a dog had no loyalty to you, I guarantee that it would maul your faggot ass after you hit it.
And apparently, some humanscan be below dogs in intelligence, as evidenced by your very existence.
>>28665112
Your dogs must have been the equivalent of a /b/tard.
>>28665027
They dress them up in Halloween costumes here and have a parade in the park.
This is not an event for children.
Fuck these morons, seriously.
>>28665139
Anon is jealous dogs are more likable than him
>>28665070
I mean better, I guess. I still think you're crazy to let an animal live in your house. Get a kennel.
>>28665102
But how does that mean in any way that are equal to humans? I am agreeing with you completely that they make great companions I have a black lab that sleeps in the same bed as me every night. Still doesn't mean I don't understand that she's still just a pet.
>>28665090
4chan is one giant turd period
i just laugh when robots take moral superiority over /pol/ when they're just as bad and often time worse.
>>28665160
That wasn't me, I'm >>28665125 you daft cunt.
>>28665159
I actually do have a kennel but if I'm home the the dog is in the house. (I already have one and picking up this next one tomorrow)
>>28665102
My 3 year old niece has an American Girl doll that's her companion and she probably loves.
She's 3.
Thought I'd share my best friend. She's 10 now, but you wouldn't guess I from the way she acts.
Is the /r9k/ guy who hates dogs the same cripple who spammed animal gore on /an/ a few years ago?
>>28665160
Never said they were equal to humans, but I don't really think any animal is above any other animal. All of them are just animals on a rock flying through space trying to survive.
>>28663891
Dogs have always been a loyal human's friend. They helped to protect us, to go hunting, etc.
>>28663877
Blue heelers are absolutely adorable. Good luck with your endeavor anon, take care of him, treat him well, and make sure he knows who's the boss and you and your dog will both have a happy life.
>>28665179
>doll
>living, breathing animal
>people legitimately hating on dogs
lmao no wonder you're all on this board
>>28665125
A dog has the IQ of a 2 year old child.
That's not a meme.
And yes, dogs have been domesticated. That doesn't mean we've always slept in the same bed with them and bought them birthday presents and took them on trips to the supermarket and made Instagram accounts for them.
That is a very modern cultural trend. And an increibly ridicolous/obnoxious one.
>>28665125
Considering I've smacked her countless times if she rolls in something or chews something that isn't hers and she acts sad and knows she was bad but after I say "it's ok your a good girl" her tail springs right back up and she doesn't give a fuck. She doesn't have an aggressive bone in her body and has never in her 5 years of existence ever displayed aggression towards anything. If she did on the other hand decide to bite either me or someone else for unjustifiable circumstances I'd have no problem putting her down in an instant
>>28665238
You keep mentioning IQ like it matters. If people love their dogs they love their dogs. Should people not love their severely retarded family members too?
>>28665126
My dogs? Kek. I'm a grown man and not a farmer/hunter/drug dealer. Why would I have a dog?
And kek, If you're best friend is a stupid animal.
>>28665160
>I have a black lab that sleeps in the same bed as me every night. Still doesn't mean I don't understand that she's still just a pet.
That's exactly what it means.
And it's really gross tbqh.
>>28665271
>>>>loyalty
You seemed to be unable to read that part right there.
>>28665238
And you have the IQ of a braindead 5 year old. Your point?
>>28665286
>never owned a dog
>acting like he knows about dogs
>>28665178
Dog owners houses are the absolute worst. They smell like (literal) shit, and the floors/furniture are always wrecked.
>>28665305
Yea cause it's soooo hard to change and wash your sheets every week. I'm starting to realize that all of you who dislike dogs have either never had one or had shit parents who didn't know how to train one. It's a shame t b h
>>28665332
Well what's your excuse then?
>>28665217
No real difference. You idiots want to believe there is, but it's negligible.
>>28665342
Nigga please. I know a dog owner's house 2 seconds after I walk in.
Hell, I know it before I walk in because you idiots have hair all over your clothes and they smell too.
>>28664670
I'm fine with women, when they are treated for what they are....animals.
This recent cultural trend of ascribing male traits onto them, or treating them like equals, is delusional, weak minded and frankly.....pathetic.
I'll make an exception for neets and virgins. The rest of you get your shit together.
>>28665347
Dog:
>living creature
>requires nutrients to survive
>requires medical attention of need be
>capable of leaning and adapting to a family
>can provide a supportive roll in hunting if need be
>will protect you in dangerous situations if your dog isn't tiny or a pussy
Doll:
>piece of plastic
>>"lol yea basically the same thing amiright guys xD"
>>28665416
I bet he had more in common with a doll than a dog does
This (white) American attitude towards dogs is not the way it's always been. It's a very recent development.
100 years ago it would have been considered incredibly odd to have a dog live in your house. It would been incredibly strange to have it sleep in your bed.
As recently as 50 years ago people would have looked at you like you like you had 2 heads if you went into debt so that your dog could have surgery or something.
Make no mistake, what the other anons itt are talking abut, are recent trends most prevalent among white Americans.
It's not the way it's always been, and it's not the way it currently is in most of the world.
>>28665416
nice fake argument. you';re still projecting a personalty, whether it is onto a piece of plastic, or a dumb beast.
>>28665463
Is this b8 or are you retarded?
>>28665377
Well obvioulsy it's impossible to get every single dog hair but so what it's just a dog hair. It also sound like the people you interact with are just plain dirty people lmao. As long as you keep your dog clean with baths and trips to the groomer to get excess hair removed then your house will be just fine and have no smell at all and I know several others with dogs who have no problems with this
>>28665505
Again, nigga please. I can tell a dog lives in a house no matter how hard you clean. the same way I can tell the house of a smoker. Stop lying.
Animals don't belong in the house.
That this actually has to be stated is a testament to how retarded dog owners are.
And yes, of course you've become immune to the odor, but your house smell like ass. There is hair everywhere. Your furniture is all gnawed and scratched etc. FUCK THAT
>>28665565
Oh... I can see by your post that you are clearly a very intellectual individual. see ya
>>28665015
>Humans and dogs LITERALLY evolved alongside each other
Anon, in large portions of the world dogs are still lunch. Their lives are pretty much worth nothing.
>>28665607
Sorry reality doesn't jive with your me and muh pupper are best friends and this relationship is totally normal narrative.
>buy
I found a dog on the side of the road today and she's a real cutie
>>28665637
I-I don't even know how to respond anymore lmfao. Are you drunk or something? I know most people here are just ironic for humor but this isn't even comedic it's just plain autism
I got my doggo at an animal shelter. It had a huge scar on it's face and none of the other dogs would play with it. Your dog looks like a fucking normie
>>28663891
nice opinion you've got there pal
>>28665696
My dog will trash your dog.
>>28665669
>I literally can't even believe you could possibly be disagreeing with me. It's just impossible to even fathom.
>>28665696
>my doggo
Toddler speak. Just shocking.
>>28665286
Just because your parents beat you as a child doesn't mean that you have to let it affect your attitude towards other people
>>28665789
>Are you kidding me? You must be drunk or have autism to have such an opinion.
>>28663976
>that pic
I'm not here to feel anon
>>28665771
>I have a dog
>I like said dog
>I treat said dog as nothing more then a dog
>>"huehue anon and le dog are bff what a fag xD"
Do you not see how retarded this is? Youre debating a point that was never made in the first place
>>28665785
>toddler speak
>meme speak
I admit that there isn't much of a difference but the distinction is present.
>>28665875
What are YOU talking about?
This is an IRL trend. I literally had to have the manager of my local supermarket remove some dickhead and his dog from the produce section a few days ago.
>>28663891
What? Dogs are totals bros unless you live in a nigger neighborhood where they starve and abuse them and they turn just as rabid and violent as their nigger owners.
>>28665961
>some dickhead and his dog
You mean some dickhead and his 'best friend'.
>>28665961
What does some guy in a super market have to do with anything at all. Congrats, you saw some guy who is retarded and isn't concious enough to know better. Are you saying because of this incident that it's proof all dog owners are retards? Surly you can't be that stupid
>>28665979
I hate dogs. They're stupid, loud, annoying and they smell.
>>28666022
The dubs don't lie
>>28666022
Not all of them are. I had a pretty chill spaniel when I was a kid, I did all kinds of shit to her that would have warranted her biting me and she never did. Pulled her ears, poked her in the stomach, etc. because I was a dumb kid. She never barked at people, only other dogs and cats. And if they smell that is your own fault you autistic faggot, it is your job to bathe them.
>>28666019
It's get more and more like this anon. It's not an isolated incident, and it's not just me. Dog people in the United States are out of control. They've truly lost their minds. They've made up emotional comfort dogs now, and they bring them in airplanes and classrooms, where they shit because....They're Fucking ANIMALS.
Dial it back dipshits.
>>28666072
>And if they smell that is your own fault you autistic faggot, it is your job to bathe them.
They're dogs anon. They smell. dog owners are just immune to the smell, like cigarette smokers are.
Her dee durr you're autistic, isn't going to change reality.
>>28663877
>not getting the master race of pets
>>28666120
Too loud.
The master race is no pet a clean/quiet house and a sane adult mind.
>>28663877
Posting my dog in a dog thread. Nice pupper OP.
>>28666075
I'm sorry this is triggering you so much maybe you should do some self reflection because I assure you you are in the minority who do not like this. I almost never see some with their dog in public and I'd honestly not mind one bit if they did as long as like I said they are behaved and not a nuesence
>>28666131
>what is a mutt barking at everything it fucking sees out the window
>>28666112
>They're dogs anon
Not an argument, if you bathe them they don't smell. Also don't let them roll around in shit.
If you're a NEET or just a social autist in general maybe you should try getting a dog. It is easy to hate them if you've never actually dealt with them. Don't be a retard and just pick one at random, different breeds act differently. Just get a retriever dude, they're medium sized, well behaved, and pretty athletic. If you're a shut in NEET who never goes out I wouldn't recommend a dog at all, though.
>>28666112
I've actually seen some people with dogs who do just smell no matter how many baths you give them. I assure you their owners are fully aware and not immune to it. The ones hat are immune to wet dog smell are just gross people
>>28666141
again, some of this is not my opinion. bringing a dog into some of these places is aginst the health code.
And I think the MAJORITY of the public sees 'emotional needs' dogs for the narcissistic selfish suspended-adolescent horseshit they truly are.
>>28666165
also, too loud?
>>28666175
>wet dog smell
That is entirely different, after you bathe them yeah they smell like shit, but it only lasts as long as it takes them to dry. If a dog smells like shit it doesn't just happen for no reason, it probably needs a haircut, or the owner doesn't bathe it, or the owner just lets it roll around in other dog shit right after a bath which makes the bath worthless in the first place.
>>28666168
>Not an argument, if you bathe them they don't smell. Also don't let them roll around in shit.
They dogs. They smell like dogs. Like pigs smell like pigs, and horses smell like horses. They have a distinct a noticeable odor. What other argument is there? I can tell a house with a dog in it, 2 seconds after I walk in.
>>28666258
He probably doesn't think black peoples house smell different either. Dogcucks are a cult.
>>28666200
I agree the emotional dogs are pretty bs and I've never actually seen someone one with them. Only a blind seeing eye dog which is obviously essential. As for the supermarket, if it is against the law then absolutely they should be not allowed in and it should just make you think what a stupid person that is for thinking it was ok. Has nothing to do with dog owners as a whole. In case you forgot there are A LOT of stupid people out there
>>28666258
If you bathe them they don't smell you stupid cuck, you'd smell like shit too if you never bathed.
>>28666231
Of the dog is wet and then the wet dogs goes and lays on the couch or someone's bed or an area of the carpet it can leave a lasting wet dog smell. It's obviously pretty simple to just rub them down with a towel quick to eliminate that but I've been in some gross people's houses and... It was not pleasant
>>28666339
>Bathe dog
>Dry them off
>Sit in room with them for 10 minutes to air dry them more
Literally no problem.
>>28666302
I mean that's reasonable.
But the dogs in inappropriate places is a DAILY occurrence for me. Maybe it's a NYC thing, I don't know.
But I know where is starts. It's starts at muh puppers and muh 'best friend etc. The disregard for others roots can be traced to where this immature fantasy world begins. To these people these dogs are some combination between child, spouse and friend. They're too far gone to even realize how rude they are being. It really ought to be just nipped in the bud.
>>28666330
Nigga please. An Indian family can take baths until they look like prunes, and the house is still going to smell like Indian.
>>28663877
>>28663877
>>28663877
Be very very careful anon. They are much more work then they seem.
I have two dogs now which hare 11 months old which I have had since puppers.
They are a ALOT of work especially if you ever have to leave the house get ready for them to fuck everything up.
>>28666393
>Dry dog
>Sit them off
>Bathe in room with them for 10 minutes to air dry them more
>>28666481
I bet that little guy in the back fucks some shit up. Looks like he's got a lot of energy
>>28666393
Yea that's what I said it's only extremely lazy and gross people that have houses that smell like wet dog but that was just an example I used
>>28665286
>I'm a grown man and not a farmer/hunter/drug dealer. Why would I have a dog?
Pretty much. Dogs are virtue signalling and moron culture.
>>28666481
Oh I know. I have 1 now and I've had 1 before my current dog. Lots of work.
Don't like dogs but those little fuckers like me. I can't count the amount of times a dog humped me when I was a child. I was traumatized and felt assaulted. Whenever I told the fucking owners or any other adult they'd laugh or tell me it was no big deal. I fucking hate owners that don't control their dog because they think its a "perfect wittle angle." Now I have an animal fetish.
>>28666549
I take the cunt out twice a day for an hour each time at a dog park where he can run as fast as possible with other dogs and he still fucks EVERYTHING up.
Literally come home with something new destroyed.
>>28666727
>Literally come home with something new destroyed.
Impossible. Dog owner's home are immaculate and the dogs have no detectable odor.
Make sure you train it and socialize it right, there's nothing worse than a spoiled untrained dog that jumps on everyone and barks nonstop.
>>28663877
Take good care of him, anon. That little fucker would take a bullet for you
>>28666791
>That little fucker would take a bullet for you
and cue the twee hyperbole.
Doggos are the best. Have fun tomorrow.
>>28665184
This made me smile. Thanks anon
>>28666844
>This made me smile.
And more twee drek.
Literal simpletons tbqh.
>tfw i want a dog
I have a pretty cute cat though
>>28666903
That is a cute cat. It's ideal to have both so they can chill with each other while you're away.
>>28666902
Somebody enjoys something I don't r3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
About to buy my new best friend tomorrow. PlC RELATED
>>28667044
This made me smile. Thank you anon.
>>28666982
Wistful thinking
My pupper who died a year ago
>>28663891
Found the Muslim.
https://youtu.be/xgljnFZSWwM
who /cash cat/ here?
This is a dog we found on the side of the road today. Also I'm not fat I'm just leaning back
>>28667257
>filename
Found the applefag.
>>28667257
That's a damn fine dog.
>>28667231
How the hell did that cat earn that money? I bust my ass off everyday only for some cat to earn more than me.
>>28663877
>buying
Please don't buy if it is your first dog. Go adopt.
>>28667141
Reminds me of my old dog. Sorry for your loss, anon.
>>28664670
edgy nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor right?
>tfw live in a bad area
>nearly all of the other dogs here are pitbulls that try to bite everyone they see
>if i take my dog for a walk just after school shuts parents and kids freak the fuck out when my pupper goes near them
pic related, my pupper
>>28664670
I value a dog's life more than a humans' because dogs are innocent creatures. Humans are pretty evil for the most part, myself included.
>>28663877
That's such a cute pupper!!!!! My pupper had the same face but different markings.
>>28663877
Good luck OP. You might also get a gf/wife this way since a man taking care of a defenseless puppy is a sure way to trigger women's maternal instincts.
